Off script

[ltonjon]

I've only been back on this for a little while and I seem to have hooked a lad already. I'm not sure it's going to go anywhere and even if it does it's unlikely to be massively entertaining for anyone but me, but I'm having a lot of fun wasting his time. We're only a few emails in and he's already come off script which I'm taking as a good sign.

Your inexperience in computer is understandable considering your old age. You can go any nearby library or business center and ask them to help you forward the copy of any of your ID to my email address . I'm sorry for your loneliness which made you to be staying in that your big house alone.

Of course I'm going to do exactly what he suggests and visit my local library to get them to scan my passport in. But sadly I doubt I'll be able to get it off the disc without a LOT of help. and even then I'll probably end up corrupting the surprisingly big file so it can't be opened (It's a windows installation file renamed as a BMP)

Poor old Mister Willy...

[CruelGecko]

And don't forget that after you successfully get your passport scan, Homeland Security will probably censor it. I'll send you links to the blocked images tomorrow if you'd like.

[bware419ers]

It's unlikely to be massively entertaining for anyone but me

You just don't know until you post it, you know?

I mean, can you imagine the difficulties he might have getting his expired library card renewed so he can use that scanner?

[ltonjon]

And don't forget that after you successfully get your passport scan, Homeland Security will probably censor it. I'll send you links to the blocked images tomorrow if you'd like.

That'd be amazing, thank you!

[ltonjon]

You just don't know until you post it, you know?

I mean, can you imagine the difficulties he might have getting his expired library card renewed so he can use that scanner?

I can't see that it'll be a simple process, poor Mr Willy, so much time wasted...

[ltonjon]

I herein write to acknowledge the receipt of your message. Your informed clarification that you prefer to receive the fund through cash luggage delivery is well noted. I agree with you in totality with you that it will be more ideal, less expensive, best option and more convenient without unnecessary exposure and tax undue payment for you to receive the fund by the special cash luggage delivery system than by bank to bank transfer. I shall give you the comprehensive detailed information on the prerequisite cash luggage delivery method after my receipt of your international passport in my next message.


Furthermore, I urge you to resend the copy of your international passport immediately since you have known that you didn't succeed in sending it in your previous message as your friend at the derby and Joan club thought you.


Thanks and best regards as I wait for your urgent response to enable me update you further.

He's quite a poet is Mr Willy. I love that he's going to send me actual bags of cash, it's like going back in time. I strongly suspect we'll be waiting a while before I manage to send the passport though, I just can't seem to get it off my floopy disk (If he's going back in time then so am I!)