Angry lad after money chop

[Doraemon]

Fresh from my inbox of today's money chop:

Dear ...,

I have known you to be an international crook and I say this because I have never called you on phone and why do you come up with different distractions every day which identifies you as a cheat. I said you behave like a chameleon because you warned me from the beginning that you do not talk on phone but communicate by email but yesterday you spoke to criminals why? If you can really send the US$3,550 to my Bbva account in Spain today, your $35.5 million will hit your account next Wednesday.

I do not work with someone like you especially since you sent no online transfer slip to me and I think it is better you go ahead and work with the crooks like you that spoke with you from Ghana yesterday ok. You said your meeting will end late and you will send the US$3,550 to me today morning and here we are again. You asked if you should convert the chf 3.550.00 to US$3,550 and I gave you the nod to convert it and send it to me this morning before you keep coming up with confusion every day which makes you a criminal with no conscience at all. I have informed President Bola Ahmed Tinubu of your unruly behavior and romance with scammers from Ghana and he assured me that he will revoke your $35.5 million and reassign it to another beneficiary if you fail to remit the US$3,550 to my Bbva account in Spain this morning so you can have enough time to work with the scammers and impostors since that is what you want. Inshort, I have been looking at you as a criminal yourself since you sent a fake online transfer slip to me and later ran away and resurfaced again 3 days ago. So I have no regret if you waste your money to the criminals in Ghana ok.

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I did not and has never called you on phone and whoever you discuss on phone yesterday should be an impostor and international scammers using my name and President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to confuse you and if you send the US$3,550 to any account that is not the Bbva account in Spain I sent to you 3 days ago then you waste your money for nothing and do not contact me again because I do not work with unreliable and insincere person like you or will you say you do not know my email address and Bbva account in Spain or what? So if you like to waste US$3,550 to international sammers and impostors, you will regret your mistake and stop contacting me again.

Dr. Olayemi Michael Cardoso,
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

Dear ...

I know you are a big FOOL because how can you forward my email communications to the scammers that are sending threats to my email asking me to KEEP OFF your keep OFF your payment and never DISRUPT their effort to steal Chf 25000.00 from you. NOTE... I DID NOT CALL YOU YESTERDAY, I HAVE NEVER CALLED YOU SINCE I STARTED COMMUNICATING WITH YOU AND TO AVOID LOSING YOUR Chf 25000.00 TO THE CROOKS, SEND ONLY $3,550 Affidavit fee to me today as promised AND I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN. MY WORD IS MY BOND. When you go to your Bank this morning, remit the chf 3.550.00 or $3,550 to my Bbva account in Spain as promised and NEVER lose Chf 25000.00 to the crooks or you are DOOMED forever and if you ignore this advice you are gone. STOP THE CROOKS NOW OR YOU ARE FINISHED.

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You are the worst IDIOT I have ever seen in my life by forwarding my mails and correspondences that are calling you from Ghana and if you waste Ch 25000.00 to the uneducated illitrates then you are doomed and finished forever. It will be unfortunate if you fail to remit chf 3.550.00 or $3,550 Affidavit fee to me today as promised BUT go ahead to waste 25000.00 to the crooks and what will you call yourself if you waste such amount to international scammers and impostors. DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY TO THE IDIOTS AGAIN OK.

You should stop sending my mails to the idiots calling themselves A. Diouf with fraud Bank email...... [email protected] ....... and is this how you become a Professor by making yourself so cheap for illiterates to penetrate you and begin to suck your hard earned money for nothing using fake and forged documents to confuse you? NOTE your destiny lies in your hands and if you are intelligent you should use your tongue to count your teeth before you lose your life savings to the crooks looking for your money to wreck you poor. A word is enough for the wise and check your email account and find out if the crooks have hacked your email and monitor all your transactions and if you find your email account hacked then go to another computer and change your PASSWORD otherwise you are not safe. I AM THE GOVERNOR OF CBN.

Dr. Olayemi Michael Cardoso,
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN)

No answer to the mockery and insults from my fake lad so far though.