The time of my life

[Linoline]

A few months ago, in the quarantine boredom I decided to set up a management agency for influencers. Does a thing like this exist for real? I have no clue, but in lad-land it does now. What does it do? We manage all kinds of talents. Music, acting, writing, drawing, posing, etc. As long as it keeps the lads busy and us entertained.
We have a website, logo, form, a badass looking boss and a sexy but quite dumb agent.

That’s how I found Mark on the 22nd of May.. or better said, he found Bella. It was love at first sight and of course he wanted to come to the Netherlands to live with her as quickly as possible. But he needed a visa. Of course that would come with the job, so I started to put him to work.

During the introduction he had to show Bella that he can dance. Of course she needs a man who is up for some fun right?

Youtube video
Youtube video

He seemed to have a talent to drawl, as Bella calls it. First, he sent some examples that were clearly downloaded, but he scored points on some more specific tasks.

First off a drawling of Bella’s profile picture




And another drawling of a picture Bella sent him


Not bad at all if you ask me.

Next step was to have him fill out the application form. Sneak peak to his self-portrait:


Mr man was in the mood to send some sexiness as well



To be continued

[sparky905]

Is this what quarantine does to people? LOL Never hurts to have more tools to deal with the lads.
I have to admit his drawings exceed anything I could do, and when he did his self portrait, just the head shot, I thought it was strange it was just the head, not the usual lad type image. Then as I scrolled down I saw he just couldn't resist LOL

I will be interested to see where this goes.

[Birlic]

The videos are very funny, and his voice (in the first clip) made me fall off the chair.
The drawings look good, and he seems to be really in love with Bella... a pure soul, yeah?

[Linoline]

I think the voice in the first video is is friend holding the camera making fun of him

Sparky, I also got a lollipop picture from him, but thought that would be against community rules to post here. Unfortunately it was only the lollipop, so it's not compromising enough for my taste yet.

The application form (dates back to June 15):








Almost a mug-shot




He was obedient, but of course there are some issues with the form. The hilarious answers, I won’t have him correct that, but I can’t let him call Nelson Mandela a marvel hero. That’s too much for me. And of course there are some pages unreadable, so he had to re-do it.

[sparky905]

I had no idea Mandela was a Marvel hero. Must go re-read some history.........

[fryer]

Seems like a lad with a LOT of potential. I'm sure you'll bring it out!

[Linoline]

June 16, a new form filled















Something was wrong with page 4 and he had to do that one again

[Birlic]

Something was wrong with page 4 and he had to do that one again...

Yeap, he was unable to read & count to 5, so he listed there only 4 items.
He is a reliable man and I think he will be a good acquisition for your company.

[Linoline]

So mister Mark was accepted and he got a task to do to prove that he could do what he claimed he could do. Drawlings... all the scenes from dirty dancing to be precice



















































He sent these at the end of july and ever since I've been stringing him along most of the time, telling him there were some issues with the numbering, he should send it in the right order, etc. All very frustrating and to top it off, I wasn't in the mood to talk to him much so Bella threw her phone to the wall after an argument with her friend so for almost 2 months the communication has been limited to email, only a few each week.
He had to make some more drawlings and said he did, but on checking his last document, I found out he didn't.
We're going to work on his image soon, so he sent a bunch of pictures of himself in different outfits. Now he has his own phone issues and bella refuses to communicate with his friend's account, so there are even more delays... will Mark ever get to the Netherlands? (spoiler: I don't think so)

[crashhoot]

Some of those drawings are pretty good, but there is a little problem. Scene 1B - Scene 7B and Scene 11A - Scene 12B are Photoshops of actual screen captures from the movie; I've sen them online before. He should be called out on this.

[Linoline]

Thanks for pointing that out. I had my suspicions due to inconsistency in style. Reverse searched a few images, but couldn't immediately find something. He'll be in trouble I think

[oblated]

Yeah I'm not so sure those are actually drawings. I'm not an expert but a lot of them look computer generated. Maybe he could be hired to make an instructional video of himself drawing.

[Padme]

Some of those are certainly computer generated but I like thinking of his spending time on his phone searching for "dirty dancing pictures"

Also, on his application...

Eye color: White

[Linoline]

It doesn't really matter that he didn't drawl them all himself, as you said, the search should've costed him a fair amount of time, considering that I couldn't find what he did when I tried (not too hard, for not too long).

unfortunately, he said his phone got broken and he hasn't been online in a week now. I hope I didn't lose him. Would be a shame, I want him to drawl some more to make up for his google efforts. Any suggestions on what to make him do?