ASEM Format Confuses Lad

[Madlib_629]

Some days ago, I sent out an ASEM looking for piggies. One of the lads I sent ASEM mail to was this lad: https://scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=446033

The ASEM was as follows:

Mike:
Is $3,500 okay? To which account?

L𝔼nny

Sure enough, this guy got back to me within a day:

<piggy snipped>

Note: make deposit for processing fee only and send us evidence of payment after.

Regards.

I decided to fish for another account:

Mike:

Are you sure this is the correct account? I don't recall you ever mentioning a Money Laundry LLC, sorry.

L𝔼nny

That is company account please.We use the company/cooperate account for reference and documentation purposes to hasten the process.

Mike:

Okay, I'll check into it, but Mr. Klein is going to be a bit ticked if I send to an account different than the kind he was mentioning. Like we discussed on the phone, I did tell him "indivdual account", so he might get his undies in a twist over this. I'll keep you posted with what he says.

L𝔼nny

I made up the name Klein on the spot. There really was no plan to take this anywhere at all. But this lad decided to try and push a format:

> You are speaking with me directly now. You can contact me on WhatsApp +1 <snip> or telegram on +1 <snip>.

We also have individual account but I tell you that business account are preferable for the purpose of evidence and avoid fraud .

Note: A lot of scammers and imposters will try to contact you but kindly follow my instructions and send the details required for immediate processing and delivery of your funds:

Your full name :
Your Address:
Your occupation:
Your Age:

Note: you are only required to pay processing fee and nothing more. Anyone asking you for extra money is a scam.

Regards

You should be worried about getting your funds and not about Mr Klein .

Thank you

Unfortuantely, our character is confused, because Mike would never talk like this to him :

Mike:

What in the world are you referring to?

L𝔼nny

> Hi

kindly go through the texts i sent to you and make the payment as soon as possible to enable be me process and deliver your funds.

Clear as mud

So on March 6th, I wrote back:

You are not Mike, what in the world is going on here?! Call me on my office phone to explain ASAP, Mr. Klein will be very angry with us!

Number: 1-800-L3NNY

L𝔼nny

Sure enough, the lad did indeed call. The call went along good, with him mainly babbling his original format to the bot. He then wrote:

> We just spoke. Did you send money to anyone yet ?

Yes, I sent to Mike. Who are you?

L𝔼nny

Laddy then decided to make up a whole fairytale:

I am Mr Joseph Dane.Manager of funds disbursement unit.

You are only expected to pay $380 for processing fee.
Do not pay another money .

Mr Mike is our former agent who went rogue and has been dismissed because he illegal contacts beneficiaries to collect money from them illegally which resulted to his dismissal. This person you are sending money to will keep asking you for more and more money which will not be registered in the company.

Kindly pay $380 to the right account and get your funds remitted to you immediately.

Regards .

Oh. Well, if you want to play like that, I'll be happy to oblige.

Started off by making it clear I'm stupider than he is:

Joseph:

Oh I am so sorry, I thought I was writing Mr. Mike. How did I send mail to you?

L𝔼nny

Mar. 7th:

I was sent by Fund disbursement department to contact you so you can pay the processing fee to enable me to deliver your fund to you.

And fresh this morning:

Happy Monday

So you are not Mike then?

L𝔼nny

No I am not . How much have you paid to Mike in total ?

Ohhhhh. Now we can start cooking our lad here...

Evening.

I sent 1,500$ to Mike earlier for the shipping of the trunkboxes and also he was going to complete a project for me, so I will be sending 3,500$ more. Can you get in touch with him please? This is important.

L𝔼nny

I am thinking Mike will be a post office lad and Mr. Klein will be the lad pretending to be his manager. This should get very interesting, and hopefully soon.

[Madlib_629]

This hapless idiot is playing right into my hands...

Picking up from where we last left off, the lad responded as hoped:

Okay I will contact him but you have to send the $3500 as soon as possible.Today if possible.

Evening.

Thank you. I'd like to hear back from him first and then I'll proceed. Things are getting quite confusing over here.

L𝔼nny

Now, something which confused me at first in real life happened. I had sent out the same ASEM requesting an imaginary "Mike" to about 20-25 lads. Then on Monday. the same day as these messages, this popped up in my inbox:

From: Innocent 1st

Hello Mr Leonard,It is me Mr mike.
When are you making the payment?

I assumed this was probably a lad responding to my ASEM a few days late. So I replied:

Mike:

Thanks for writing back. I'm ready to send the money whenever you send the account. What was the delay?

L𝔼nny

Hello leonard,I apologize for keeping you waiting. I had other official matters i was looking into.
Pay to the account below please.

<snipped piggy>.

This was a brand new account and so far I was thinking this was a different lad. But then he messed up and said:

Hello Leonard.I have not heard from you.The trunk boxes are being delievered .
I am waiting for your payment. And send me your home address again. If you are on telegram or WhatsApp send me your numbers so we can talk constantly through chat.

Regards
Mr Mike.

This Joseph character is the only lad who I have said anything about trunkboxes to. It was clearly him under another name trying again. So this made for the second piggy from the lad.

I decided to make things get messier:

Mike:

Are you sure this is the correct account? Different people have been writing me this week and confusing me.

L𝔼nny

And then this morning, all hell broke out. Joseph wrote first:

I thought you said Mike has contacted you yesterday. What is confusing you? What were you talking about your elder sister ? You said she stopped talking to you the last time .

He'd been on the phone with L𝔼nny AGAIN, this time pretending to be Mr. Mike.

Innocent then added on (repeating the mule's IRL name, changed):

Yes the account is correct.I personally approved the account of Mule McMuleface.
Please proceed immediately so i can hasten up the delivery of the trunk boxes.

Thank you.
Mr mike.

Then:

Have you sent the money yet to McMuleface?

Followed by:

Becareful of imposters please. I sent you a community bank of Missouri bank.Please use that or do you prefer to used cashapp or apple pay?

Thse all came in the middle of the night. So I decided I'd introduce Mr. Klein at least. I sent a mail to the lad from another address:

Who are you? Reply back asap abeg, we no fit recognize you bros.

Mike Okonma

Innocent got back to me and must've thought I was really stupid:

I am Mr mike.
How may i help you?

My working name is Mike. Leonard na my client. If u no wan join hand, keep off abeg. I don chop plenty dollars from him already, make u no spoil the work bros.

Innocent played dumber than he is:

Wetin happen?

You don msg my cl

And innocent got belligerent:

One person Dey get cl? Instead of you to know how we work together and share funds. Oya nah I will just start telling him you are a scammer. Make the whole work spoil.

Last chance:

I no want trouble with you bro, make you no spoil the work.

He wants to pay me $3500 . I don’t know what you are saying

Which was rejected I guess.

Thus, I moved onto the next stage of things. I sent the following letter to my own account (the victim one) from the fake lad's account:

FROM THE DESK OF:
DR. CALVIN KLEIN ESQ.
SENIOR DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL FUND TRANSFERS
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF LAGOS & TRUSTED AFFAIRS
14 Prosperity Avenue, Victoria Island, Lagos, NIGERIA
Date: March 11, 2026

Good morning Mr. Leonard:

This is the real Mr. Calvin Klein. I am reaching out to you with a matter of EXTREME URGENCY and UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY. Recently, we have been having problems with our records. I am requesting that you kindly send money to the below account today:

<snipped>

We are still doing everything we can to connect you with the late Mr. Reginald Buttersworth's funds. However, I must STRONGLY CAUTION YOU, YOU MUST ONLY READ AND RESPOND TO MY EMAILS. My ex-wife is angry at my good fortune and she will attempt to contact you pretending to be me or my assistance to ruin this transaction. DO NOT REPLY. Do not even open her emails.

If you receive any other correspondence about unclaimed funds, foreign inheritances, lottery winnings, or opportunities to become a part-time prince, THESE ARE FAKES AND IMPOSTERS. You see, I have already been betrayed FOUR TIMES this week by people who replied to other emails. One man replied to a different bank official and lost everything, including his hat. I do not want this to happen to you.

We just need the required administrative processing fee of $3,500 USD. Once this is received, I will send Mike Okonma, our delivery agent, to grant you your share of $47,800,000.00 in the trunkboxes lined with authentic mahogany. Please respond ONLY to this email address and NO OTHER. If anyone else emails you claiming to be Dr. Calvin Klein, please know that I am the REAL Dr. Calvin Klein. The others are lying. I have a certificate. I look forward to our mutually beneficial and completely legitimate business partnership. Please keep this matter between us.

Yours in God's blessings and financial prosperity,
DR. CALVIN KLEIN ESQ.

Joseph ran in to give his two cents as well:

Mr Mike is our former agent who went rogue and has been dismissed because he illegal contacts beneficiaries to collect money from them illegally which resulted to his dismissal.

This person you are sending money to will keep asking you for more and more money which will not be registered in the company. You will not get your money delivered to you if you keep send this Mr Mike your money .

Kindly pay to the right account and get your trunkboxes delivered to you immediately.

Regards .
IMF manager,
Joseph Dane .

Unfortunately, the well has been poisoned:

Hello.

Mr. Klein just told me that his ex wife is out to get the money. Is this what is going on? Please keep me posted.

L𝔼nny

Who is is Klein . Explain why the ex wife is going to to get money and from who or where please ?

Joseph.

Calvin Klein messaged to say that his ex-wife is out sending bad people to try and impersonate officials and get the money. I presume you've communicated with him about this? In any event, I need to make the transfer soon and the faster this is cleaned up, the sooner I can get this 3,500$ sent fo the trunkboxes.

L𝔼nny

Do not say I didn’t warn you. You are being scammed by this people. You already sent the $1,500 which you are not getting back or the trunk boxes .I have sent you the right account to send the $3500 to.
There are too many impersonators already.
The trunk boxes are yours and there is no need to pay such amounts .

So I reintroduced the task to try and direct him back into playing the Mike character:

Joseph.

I have just recieved the attached mail here. I wish you people could get this sorted out. Mike Okonma is supposed to be helping on a project for which I'm supposed to include an extra 1,000$ upon completion. We did agree to that. If you are legitimate and not Mr. Klein's ex-wife trying to confuse me, I do hope you would do the same. 

Right now I am torn between the two of you. Are you even working in the same offices?

L𝔼nny

Then Joseph messed up BAD:

Mr Leonard ,From my investigations, this group of people are Nigerian scammers .
Please kindly go on google and ask about Nigerian scammers and see for yourself.
You can also talk to the police and see for yourself that they are lying.
Nigerians are scammers and they will say anything or promises to take your money .

I don’t want anything from you aside you getting what is rightfully yours but you are not meant to pay any money for it.

I am an American and despise these evil Nigerian people. I can’t watch anyone get scammed by this people .
Please kindly keep your money safe and call me let me tell you steps to follow to get your money back.
Now I know why your sister was angry with you and I must say that she is really smart .
I am not asking you for money but this other Mr Mike and fake Mr Klein wants money from you and they can go any length to get it from you..

Text me for information on the right step to take.

Shouldn't have done that. Now you HAVE to pretend to be Mr. Mike:

Joseph,

I'm sorry, but I must scold you for having a very racist view. Not all Nigerians are scammers, this is just as bad as saying all Chinese can't cook or all Brits have bad teeth. I can no longer support you if you truly believe an entire nationality is made up of robbers. We should consider our brothers in Africa higher than that, how backwards of you to even suggest such a thing. I'm sure now you must be Mr. Klein's ex-wife out to decieve me and hold this racism in your heart due to the marraige failure. May God forgive you young lady, I will be doing business exclusively with Mr. Klein and Mr. Mike.

L𝔼nny

Joseph tried to get through with another mail. IGNORED:

I have people from Nigeria working with the IMF. I didn’t say all Nigerians are scammers. I am telling you this people are currently scamming you and after sending them $3500, they will ask for another money with another story.

But unfortunately, the victim has moved on and wrote Innocent:

Mike.

Thank you. I have just received a very racist message from a Joseph Dane who I think was a fraud and actually a woman, probably your employer's ex-wife. I hope this is the correct email? The lady said all Nigerians are theives.

L𝔼nny

I am sorry you heard that from him.Please proceed with the payment to Mule McMuleface bank details i sent earlier so i can finish up this work for you.

---

While that happens, Innocent/Joseph and my fake lad got into an argument:

Why do you tell the client Mike is yahoo boy?

That is not me oga. My working name is mike too.

Liar

Wetin your client's name bro?

Leornard. Send me your WhatsApp number.
If we don't work together, all of us will lose the cl. He Will block all of us.
Instead of greed lets work and share this 3500

Why you tell the cl Mike has gone wrong bros? U no get sense.

Na me you dey tell say i no get sense abi ogun want kill you?? I didn't tell cl bad about mr mike because i am also mr mike.
Guy no talk to me anyhow make i no vex. Be like una plenty wey dey fight for this client. 2 people don chat me warn me join.

This is stupid. We just saw him say earlier:

Mr Mike is our former agent who went rogue and has been dismissed...etc. etc.

So I replied:

If you no wan join hand, I no fit hear you bros, the volume is somehow low. The cl is mine and I go cash out this week. Find ur own cl, chat me again when you get sense.

And now, L𝔼nny will reply shortly with the details of what he wants done before any money gets sent... stay tuned!

[Kitty La Gore]

Love it!!

[Madlib_629]

I decided to try for a trophy:

Mike.

After thinking about all of this, I'm completely exhausted. All this red tape and ex-wives writing me is annoying. I have no business with the ex-wife of your boss Mr. Klein. I hope the woman is arrested.

Before I send the monetary transfer, I'd like to know for sure you aren't the ex-wife on another account. I only deal with Mr. Klein and Mr. Okonma from Nigeria. If you are legitimate, I'd like to verify some things and then I'll send the money. Any refusal and I will not send a penny but will report you to Mr. Klein.

L𝔼nny

Innocent caved:

What do you wish to verify?

Or maybe i tell mr Kalvin to call you

Mike:

I'd like you to send me a verification photo of yourself. I have never seen you in person before you know. Can you please send a photo of yourself holding up a piece of paper with the following written on it: MADLIB 627

If you can, I'll deal with you.

I will do that but what do you plan to achieve with it?

Mike.

I need to prove who you are and that you aren't an ex wife of anyone. None of this would have been necessary if two Calvin Kleins and three Mr. Mike Okonma's were not messaging me. There are too many of you people.

L𝔼nny

And sure enough, the evening of the next day, we got our pictures, with "Calvin Klein" in one I assume:

Mike.

Good morning, these look great, thank you for sending them, it's exactly what was needed. Is that Mr. Klein with you?

L𝔼nny

Maybe now that proof has been provided that these are the actual Nigerians, money will get transferred!

Or not.

[Punchbox]

Amazing baiting!

[Madlib_629]

I began Friday the 13th by emailing Calvin Klein:

Klein.

Good morning. I haven't heard from the other email address and I did get the pictures, so I assume this is the legitimate Mr. Klein? Is that you in one of the photos?

Lenny

No clear answer:

The other two might text again in future so be careful. Are you ready to make payment of $3500 today ?We have had too many delays this week and so we have to hasten up.

Klein.

Thank you. I think I'll go ahead and do it. Please send me a new account and I'll attempt to make a payment this time.

Lenny

He resent the ame piggy as earlier so I just accepted it and replied back on Saturday:

Klein.

Thank you for this. I'll transfer the money to this account as soon as possible. I apologize that I wasn't able to do this yesterday, but my granddaughter is in a basketball team and had a state championship game yesterday, so I was obligated to attend. They did win by the way. Thank you, and have a great day sir.

Lenny

Okay i understand that. I figured banks are working today but they close by 12pm today.Stay safe and more grace to your daughter.

Thank you.

March 15th I replied again:

Calvin.

Thank you very much. The money will be transferred tomorrow. Have a great night.

Lenny

Okay.You are sending it to Carolyn rose Marie , the central bank I sent details to you .

I took Sunday off to ponder what to do, and decided it'd be funny if the fake lad, the original Mike/Calvin did another dolla chop. So this morning, I forged a slip just in case, and sent the following to the real lad:

Klein.

Good morning. This is to inform you I've just sent the transfer. I hope it'll come through soon. Have a great day and keep me posted.

L𝔼nny

While I posted this, Calvin Klein replied:

Good.Can you send us reciept of transfer please?

I'll get back to him after breakfast - with a slip showing transfer to the wrong account

[Bait-a Ray Bill]

It's been a while since I've watched a bait unfold in real time! I'm excited to see what you do! Any plans?



Oh! I brought some more:

[Madlib_629]

Hey there @Bait-a Ray Bill. Thanks for watching!

Currently, I'm a bit unsure with where to go next, but I'm currently leaning towards getting the lad/lads to join a local cult. We'll see how things go.

After breakfast I forgot about getting back to the lad and resumed in the morning of today, 3/17/2026:

Klein.

Good morning. I took a photograph of the transfer slip with my old Kodak camera and I can't figure out how to send it into the email here. It's either on film or an SD card, I'm not too sure, some of this technology really is beyond me. I'll keep trying though.

L𝔼nny

Meanwhile, the fake lad, the original Calvin Klein, messaged the real lad:

Fake mike, jobless mugu.

I go collect your monies and spoil the work. I don tell you make we join hand, you want to be greedy ok. Leonard na my cl, u no fit chop again. Ewu like you, stop ur rubbish, maybe you go cash out one day

This made the real lad panic a bit:

We did not get any money from this side. Who did you send it to?

Klein.

I sent it to the account you gave me, your woman from three days ago. I hope that everything is okay on your end and that my transfer hasn't been misplaced? That would be very bad, especially in this economy.

L𝔼nny

Klein begin to get mad:

We believe you have not made any payment.
You did not send any evidence of payment and we find that suspicious

Klein.

I am currently trying to figure out how to get the payment evidence sent to you. In case I didn't make it clear, I photographed my slip on the Kodak camera I own but am unsure how to get it into the computer. Since this is essential and something has clearly gone awry, I'll call in my niece May and have her try and figure it out for me.

L𝔼nny

Sure enough, a few minutes later, yet another character got added into the mix - May, L𝔼nny's teenage niece:

Hi, this is may, hope your doing well today. whats hapening with this transfer paper?

Leonard said he sent some money but he could not send receipt from the bank

Yes hi this is his neice. its because he took a photo on a rely old camera. im going to try and transfer it, hes 79 yers old so he dosent rely like this new technology.

I then sent a photo of a fake slip I made on my home laptop/printer, showing that the money was sent to another account:

He sent it to the wrong person .
The right account number is below:

<the same dang piggy I am sick of seeing>

I think he must have given some persons access to his email or something. I reminded him the name of recipient severally .

Oh its probably that nigerian scamer he always talks to haveing fun with him again. how much did he loose this time?

$3500. i think he can get a refund if he calls the bank immediately. How is he still sending money to them. I told him to block them . How come he still has their account ?

I decided to drop a little hint that the uncle is loaded in case my Plan B doesn't work out:

Its a long sotry. my uncle met this Klein man online and he thinks there business partners in makeing a charity organization somewere in africa. We always tel him its nonsence but he never listens to us. he rely thinkss theres charity groups who want his money. i think hes sent enough money to fund five charit organiztions.

why do you have the same name as the fake guy who runs the imaginary gorup?

The guys has been impersonating me and I have been trying to tell him to stop sending them money !! He started listening to me but I am surprised he still has their bank details but I will teach him how to restrict them now. Where does your uncle get all the money he sends to them ?

Let me try my Plan B...

Hes rely wealthy so thats how. he invested in disneyland in the early 60s

You kno, if im being honest i dont believe you either. you rely seem angry i think your a scamer to and Uncle just messed up something.

i dont like my family getting robed from. I dont think youd like it either if your uncle was getting robed. so ive got an idea for you, i hope youl like it. Theres a cult im rely tired of whose rely annoying in town. If you like, i could give you there email and contacts and you could get there funds. There alot richer than my uncle. Otherwise ill just block you and the other guy and anyone else whose messaging uncle. We dont need to get robed every single month please and thank you

Kindly tell me Leonard to go to his bank and report that he sent the money to a wrong account so they can give him back his money please. I don’t know what your uncle told you about me but I can call you on WhatsApp or your cell phone if that’s okay. I am trying to help you and ensure your uncle stop talking to this guys. I am only angry your uncle sent money to them after I told him not to. Which cult are you talking about and who are they ?

I decided to reuse an old name from this forum:

I have telegram we can chat there

Ok, I will tell him to go get his money back a.s.a.pp. before he is completly taken for a ride agane. and ill tell him to quite talking to random goofballs online

Its a group called The Church of the Old Gods in town and there rely anoying. There not good pepole actualy and im tired of them harasing. If you want money, there loaded with money and i can help you get soemthing from them. what do you think about my idea?

I agree with you.

If they harass you then they are not good people.you can get something from them for me then I can give it to those asking your uncle for money and tell them to stop texting him.

I will like to get to know you. You sound like a good person .

What. Uh, well, at least he's partially on board.

I dont think you understand what i mean. i Mean sinse your a scammer, you can try and get monety from them instead of my uncle. That way were both happy. You get money, and my uncle isnt getting scamed. And yeah maybe you can pay of the other scamers with that money

im not rely anything speciel, im just a girl, but if you want to get to kno me thats fine, i like talking to pepole

I am not a scammer. We have the same goal which is Helping your uncle stay away from scammers . And we are progressing in that but first he needs to get his money back from the bank. He just needs to tell them he sent it to a wrong account and they will reverse it.

What is your telegram number? If you get to know me , you will know I am no scammer and I will gladly stop talking to your uncle when I am done helping him against this other guys .

Okie dokie lets talk on telegram, heres my username: <snip>

And so we moved onto Telegram with May. Meanwhile, some final shots were sent between the real lad and the fake lad:

Klein/Mike/whatever decided now that he's going to be rolling in dough, he can mouth off to his enemies:

Na the insult you dey give me make me never agree to work with you. You will learn how to talk to your fellow man. For your mind you think say i no know say the guy has been paying you for long .both for charity and others. Na nice client so its not about money you get paid today or yestersay but long term goal on who collects the client. I will keep trying until he starts paying me.
Thank you

You are very big fool. Leonard na my client. Fake mike, stop crying, go find new cl.

Okay bro. More grace to you.
So texting me please.

And with that, we've officially introduced May. L𝔼nny is more or less in the picture, but will be less of a factor for now. Onto the next part of this bait!

[Kitty La Gore]

I hope you can weave the ex wife back in at some point!

[Madlib_629]

@kittylagore - I might. There's some fun stuff ahead though, especially this morning which makes it hard to believe that this started with a random email I sent out to several lads.

So anyhow, we moved over to Telegram where May was waiting for the lad with open arms. At first, there really was no plan, but apparently May came up with her own anyways:

May [3/17/26 3:02 PM]
Hiii

May [3/17/26 3:02 PM]
Its may, l𝔼nnys neice

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:09 PM]
Nice to meet you . I thought your name is Alina

This is the name on May's email account. I just never change it.

May [3/17/26 3:09 PM]
No its one of them

May [3/17/26 3:10 PM]
I have alot of diferent names but my real name is may

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:17 PM]
I see

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:17 PM]
Are you the one he tells me about that you are very intelligent

May [3/17/26 3:18 PM]
I gues its me, i know alot abot computers but im not a genius, im just a girl

May [3/17/26 3:19 PM]
But thats not what i wanted to talk abot. Its more serious with uncle. I sent him to the bank dont worry

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:22 PM]
So tell me what you want to talk about

May [3/17/26 3:23 PM]
Its about my uncle. hes geting scamed by at least three pepole and he gets them all confused

May [3/17/26 3:23 PM]
Your from Ghana?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:26 PM]
I live in Ghana

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:27 PM]
I am originally from west Africa

That was exactly none of the information I needed...

May [3/17/26 3:27 PM]
Oh i see. Then none of this makes sence at all because he thinks hes talking to nigerian

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:27 PM]
How do you want us to help him? Let me hear from you

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:28 PM]
I am west African Nigerian May

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:28 PM]
But your uncle has never sent me any money please

May [3/17/26 3:28 PM]
Well step one is leafing him alone becuase hes spent alot of money on too many pepole at all. I dont mind that your a scamer, its not soemthing i rely care about

May [3/17/26 3:28 PM]
Everyone has to make money somehow. i just dont want my uncle loseing money

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:29 PM]
Okay if I leave him alone , how does that stop the other 3 people that is taking money from him

May [3/17/26 3:30 PM]
Ill take care of them, maybe brake there computers or soemthing. its a gang and i dont kno who they are but im very upset they keep doing this

May [3/17/26 3:31 PM]
And if you want money, like i said i can help you get it, but not from my uncle. hes going to go broke if he keeps sending 1000 plus a month to everyone he meets online

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:31 PM]
Okay but how do you break their computer? I want to help

May [3/17/26 3:32 PM]
Its actualy simple if you want you can i gues

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:32 PM]
Okay , let me hear about it then

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:33 PM]
What is the first step ?

May [3/17/26 3:33 PM]
You can call into any cell phone servise carier in the world and get your enemys number transfered to your phone

May [3/17/26 3:34 PM]
then i can get there sms verfitcation codes and mess up there phones and maybe lock them out of there email acount

May [3/17/26 3:34 PM]
And there going to have to get new devises if i do that cause everything else wil be broken. I gues your a hacker to then?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:39 PM]
Yes I am

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:39 PM]
But you know African cell carrier are different

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:39 PM]
Try it with mine and see

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:39 PM]
If it works

There's no way on earth I'm doing that.

May [3/17/26 3:41 PM]
Sinse your a hacker actualy you can help in a diferent way

May [3/17/26 3:41 PM]
Can you send soemthing to there email to disable the pcs cmos real quik and thatll help me out alot?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:47 PM]
Here in Africa we don't get such viruses. It's only obtainable on dark web or in the USA

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:47 PM]
Do you know about dark web?

May [3/17/26 3:47 PM]
I have frends on the dark web. One of my best frends is dark avenger, hes from bulgaria

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:48 PM]
You see. Or Russians or china

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:48 PM]
This places have more accesses to viruses than we do

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:49 PM]
How about we try to convince your uncle to block this other guys

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:49 PM]
Do you know about wallet drainers in cryptocurrency?

May [3/17/26 3:49 PM]
Yes i do but were not trying to get money from the scamers

May [3/17/26 3:50 PM]
and yea ill do it, dont worry. hes going to come home confused and angry so were going to have an easy time of it i think

May [3/17/26 3:50 PM]
ill block them myself

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:51 PM]
You see I have helped a lot in saving your uncle ? Especially in convincing him he sent the money to a wrong person and not a charity organization so you owe me

I do??? News to me Well, May will lead him on...

May [3/17/26 3:51 PM]
Yes i do owe you, your actualy rite

May [3/17/26 3:52 PM]
Whats your name, i kno its not calvin klien

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:55 PM]
Call me Don

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:55 PM]
So you were telling me you have some cult group harassing you

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:55 PM]
How do you propose we get money from them ?

And let's introduce the bait...

May [3/17/26 3:56 PM]
Yes there rely anoying. They call themsleves the church of the Old gods and believe they can make themselves into gods and everything, but they kep harasing and asking for money and the high preists son wants me to date him wich is rely anoying especialy

May [3/17/26 3:57 PM]
He says we can be the new adam and eve, im haveing enough trouble being may no thank you

May [3/17/26 3:57 PM]
There rely rich and the charity thing thats hapening with my uncle gave me an idea

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:58 PM]


Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:58 PM]
New Adam and Eve

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 3:58 PM]
They are rich so why are they asking you for money

May [3/17/26 3:59 PM]
Thats what they do, its so stupid and i dont rely get upset but its hypocritcal. They ride benzes all the time there not broke

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:06 PM]
Okay . How do you suggest I contact them and what do I tell them to get them to bring out money

May [3/17/26 4:08 PM]
okie dokie. so what im thinking is this. You can tel them soemthing like this. Your a man from Ghana. And you herd abot there group and youd like to be a member and start a group there in your country

May [3/17/26 4:09 PM]
And then just be frendly and keep talking and theyll eventualy send funds for you to start it up

May [3/17/26 4:09 PM]
that the rely simple version. But if your fine with it i can help out with all the details

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:12 PM]
Good. What's their name again ? And how do I contact them ?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:13 PM]
I am fine with it

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:13 PM]
Help me with the details

May [3/17/26 4:14 PM]
Okay. They call themselfs the Church of the Old Gods

May [3/17/26 4:15 PM]
And there email: <baiter addy>

May [3/17/26 4:15 PM]
Phone number in one moment

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:16 PM]
Will they ask me how I got them numbers and emails ?

May [3/17/26 4:19 PM]
They mite

May [3/17/26 4:19 PM]
Tell them you found them in a google serch

May [3/17/26 4:19 PM]
Phone: <this is a null telephone number I pulled from Reddit. I called it myself and verified it goes nowhere>

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:19 PM]
Okay

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:20 PM]
Good plan

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:20 PM]
I will reach out to them and see how it goes

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:21 PM]
How much do you think they can spare to set up a church in Ghana ?

May [3/17/26 4:22 PM]
Okie dokie thats good. Im not sure but they have enough to buy fancy cars they shold have enough for a ghana location

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:22 PM]
Cool

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:22 PM]
I will try the email first since the number is not on telegram

No joke that it's not on TL

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:23 PM]
Do you live with your uncle ?

May [3/17/26 4:23 PM]
Okie dokie keep me posted if anything

May [3/17/26 4:23 PM]
No i live with my adopted parents

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:23 PM]
Are you their only child ?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:24 PM]
Can I see a photo of you

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:24 PM]
Seems you are close to your uncle

May [3/17/26 4:26 PM]
Yes holdon, thats a lot of questions.

May [3/17/26 4:26 PM]
Im not there only child, they have a child too, my younger brother jacob

May [3/17/26 4:27 PM]
This is me also

<sent photo of May to the scammer>

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:31 PM]
You are very beautiful

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:32 PM]
Now I see why the high priest son won't take his eyes off you

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:32 PM]
Is your uncle back

May [3/17/26 4:32 PM]
He probably is, i shold check. Thank you for the complement

May is completely unemotional, but a romance scam would be rather humorous, especially if it leads to a future safari.

May [3/17/26 4:33 PM]
Hopefuly he got a refund i do not know, how long has it been since he sent the money

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:35 PM]
He sent it yesterday

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:35 PM]
Monday

May [3/17/26 4:35 PM]
Thats rely bad. More than 12 hours ago huh?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:35 PM]
Yes

May [3/17/26 4:35 PM]
Yea were doomed

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 4:36 PM]
When it's time to block the emails let me know so I can send you some of theirs I was able to hack

May [3/17/26 5:02 PM]
I think it shold be time now., I just checked in with him and the only thing he can rely do they say is file claims for fraud

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:02 PM]
Okay he has filed claim for fraud right ?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:03 PM]
Things would have been easier for him if he is on telegram or WhatsApp instead of email . Email will always be confusing for him .

May [3/17/26 5:04 PM]
I dont even think he has a cell phone, he has a flip phone, but yeah he filed a claim

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:05 PM]
His phone is not connected to Internet or telegram can't work with it ?

May [3/17/26 5:05 PM]
Its a landline

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:21 PM]
How is he able to reply email

May [3/17/26 5:24 PM]
Hes got a computer so that helps him at least

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:24 PM]
You mean a PC?

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:25 PM]
You can put in telegram and WhatsApp on it for him

May [3/17/26 5:26 PM]
Yes, i do. Rely hes the only person i know who is still useing windows 7 and somehow acesses the internet

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:32 PM]
You have to calm him . He must be sad now

Calvin Klein [3/17/26 5:33 PM]
He texted me and told me you warned him that he now believes you

May [3/17/26 9:09 PM]
Good, im glad to hear that. and yea hes rely cut up abot it, he dosent know if hes going to get the money back. i think you shold let him heal and see what hapened

With that, the conversation between May and Calvin as I'll call him ended for the day. Meanwhile, the lad is trying to get even more money out of Uncle L𝔼nny while flattering his daughter. This came from the Mike persona:

I got information that you sent the money to the fake people.What do we do to remedy this please? . We appreciate your donation for the charity organisation and you have been a great partner, we cant give up because of this single mistake .

L𝔼nny gets the two confused:

Klein.

I really have no idea what is going on here. I went through our messages and things seem to be very confused. It's very disheartening having this happen so much and I really do feel bad about the whole thing. What is going on exactly? This was the wrong account.

L𝔼nny

Mule McMuleface is the right account. I don't know how they were able to hack into your email. I think they have something up their sleeves. We have told your niece to help you block them on their email. She can leave only me and mr klein. Dont feel bad about it. Gid had a reason for opening our eyes to this. Do you have spare money?

Klein.

After this unfortunately no. My niece did tell me they're bad people and I should just block everyone. I don't know what to do, I hope you people won't be offended if I take some time recalibrate. I am back to square one where I no longer know who is who any longer.

L𝔼nny

No i wont be offended . We sent you pictures and evidence . Its the reason we advised you to get a telegram or whatsapp for protection against fraud. Your daughter can help you block them. I can tell her the only emails not to block. Though i am sure they will find another way to contact you through email. All you have to remember is that Mule McMuleface is the right reciepient. Dont worry about it , we wont give up. As long as there are good people like you, there will also exist bad people .

Since you filled it as fraud, you will get back the money though it will take some time

After these two messages, the last of which was sent at midnight, the lad logged off for the day.

And on a final positive note, the next phase of the bait ended up in the cult/church's inbox:

Hello sir/ma ,
My name is wills Solomon from Ghana.
I heard about your group ( The church of the old God). I like it and I am interested to join and evangelize for you. I will like to learn more about it and follow your teachings .

Thank you .

We shall see where things progress over the coming days. Major developments are in play.

[Madlib_629]

The 18th began with the usual texts being sent to May in the middle of night which I never will bother to reply to, especially since I'm asleep at that time:

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 12:25 AM]
We have to help him heal and feel better. He deserves to be happy at his age. Also you said he is rich so 3500 can't make him go broke.

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 12:25 AM]
I emailed the church of old gods and no reply yet

No joke kid. It's the middle of the night.

May [3/18/26 7:45 AM]
Yeah your rite abot that. ill try and see what hapens with that, i think i can help

May [3/18/26 7:45 AM]
Its early in the morning here so i dont know if anyone has even woke up yet

May [3/18/26 7:46 AM]
if anything else hapens with uncle or them keep me posted, ciao

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 8:34 AM]
Do you think it will be easier for you to recommend me to the old church of god in person since they are not replying email

May [3/18/26 9:12 AM]
I dont know. lets wait until the evning. i hope your email didnt go to spam, but rely i wold like to stay quiet myself . if things dont hapen ill do it tho

Sure enough, the church got back to the lad later that same morning. I have edited the pastor's surname (which he invented for himself) since it's rather unusual and might send webcrawlers here:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Good morning my son!! Thank you much for sending me your message,, we are always interested in getting new covert,, and especially in spreading the good news of the Old Gods in every country we encounter. We did not know that there was any interest in Africa yet,, this is a blessing for sure!! You can't imagine how happy I am to hear this news,, please,, continue,, tell me more my son. There are so many who haven't heard of the power and glory of the Old Gods all over the world. Come,, let us reason together my son,, which city in Ghana do you live?? Where did you hear about us,, where did you get out contact information?? I would love to get to know you better,, the sooner the better.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

Calvin never forwarded this email to May, but he did give her an uninformative rundown:

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:27 AM]
They replied me

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:27 AM]
Just like I suspected, they asked where I got to know how about them and how I got their email

I threw in a bit of flattery to encourage him:

May [3/18/26 9:28 AM]
Good thing you were thinking ahed, thank you, what did they say?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:30 AM]
I am thinking of telling them that I saw it in the net and I started making more enquiries on the internet

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:30 AM]
Is that a good lie ? lol

May [3/18/26 9:32 AM]
Yea it is, they cant check let me think

May [3/18/26 9:32 AM]
Tell them you saw them listed on indeed, alot of businessess end up there and dont even know

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:34 AM]
Good

May [3/18/26 9:35 AM]
what else hapened is that it?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:35 AM]
I will reply then wait for their reply and we keep texting

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:35 AM]
Then I will tell them I will like to set up mine here but I need money

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:35 AM]
That's my plan

May [3/18/26 9:36 AM]
Okie dokie thats good, keep me posted just in case they say soemthing wrong

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:39 AM]
I will

Sure enough, he sent this email back to the church:

I am so glad to hear from you.

I live in the city of Accra .
I first read about the Church of the old Gods on the internet sometime ago then it got listed on indeed.
It caught my attention, my heart and My inner self . and since then i have been trying to learn more and become a faithful follower.

I hope to learn all it’s principles, belief and instructions directly from you and practice it too. I believe it’s a big sign that you replied my email .

Thank you.
Solomon.

With that, he then got back to May and tried getting friendly with her:

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:39 AM]
So what are you up to ?

May [3/18/26 9:41 AM]
Im trying to organize my stuf online rite now and helping a frend get cold medisene

May [3/18/26 9:42 AM]
Theyve ben sick for a wile and there mother had a stroke

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:43 AM]
I am sorry to hear that. What do you do all day?

May [3/18/26 9:46 AM]
I usualy just keep to myself and study computers and algebra and calculus. i taught myself trigonometry last yer so im moveing onto calculus now

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:49 AM]
How much do you know if AI and crypto

May [3/18/26 9:50 AM]
I kno alot, plus ive got a conection with a guy i know whose rely high up in things like crypto. hes helped me alot

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:55 AM]
How about AI?

May [3/18/26 9:55 AM]
Yea i know alot abot ai but i dont use it much, its not real

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:56 AM]
I know but it is currently the future and people will make a lot of money from it

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:56 AM]
Same as crypto

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 9:56 AM]
I am interested in stuffs that gives me money my dear friend

Pretty sure this includes May's pocketbook and this is why we're being fished for info

May [3/18/26 9:58 AM]
Me to, thats why i have alot invested in crypto. I have alot i do behind the senes actuly, i have alot of diferent crypto walets and things like that. i expect crypto to blow up shortly maybe in the sumer. if it does ill get prety well off

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:00 AM]
What do you do for fun ?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:00 AM]
I sold a lot of my crypto portfolio because the loses were much and the manipulations too , I need money

May [3/18/26 10:02 AM]
I usualy draw and program things, it keeps my mind working

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:03 AM]
What kind of problem ?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:04 AM]
How much do you currently have in crypto and which coins do you hold ?

May [3/18/26 10:06 AM]
I curently have 0.61 btc. its in dogecoin

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:12 AM]
Yes but the question is where do you get money to buy more ? lol

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:12 AM]
That's over $70,000 you have in dogecoin?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:13 AM]
You are right

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:13 AM]
I understand it's a game of patient

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:14 AM]
I only have few bucks in bless token and Kaito

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:14 AM]
What kind of program do you draw ? For fun

May [3/18/26 10:16 AM]
Yes its over 70000 and i do various things to get the money. i dont kno if youd like them but i have methods that dont hurt me and get me payed. onse weve ben talking for a while ill let you kno

May [3/18/26 10:17 AM]
I mean i draw pictures and write software programs, sory if it wasnet claer

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:53 AM]
Oh you are a soft ware developer

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:53 AM]
That's nice

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:53 AM]
Do people contact you to work for them ?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:54 AM]
You know we actually have something's in common . The fact we have been talking since yesterday like we have known each other for long

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:54 AM]
People here don't actually like me . They think I am a freak

Not surprised people think he's a freak, but just going to ignore this manipulation tactic.

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:55 AM]
But I am all good . I prefer not to talk to them except when it's important or the person is genuine

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 10:55 AM]
So you make money from other things and put in dogecoin then ?

May [3/18/26 11:00 AM]
What? Why is that? I have the same problem alot of pepole rely dont like me and think im wierd

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:21 AM]
The truth is you and I both look weird lol

World's worst compliment ever.

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:22 AM]
Weird people are intelligent

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:22 AM]
And wise

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:22 AM]
When I was in school, I graduated with first class honors in the university

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:23 AM]
I like to watch movies, or football. I like to swim and go tourism

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:23 AM]
I like fashion sometimes

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:24 AM]
How do you get information fast in the crypto space ?

Anyone above a 2nd grade intelligence can tell this is manipulation to try and get financial tips out of May.

May [3/18/26 11:30 AM]
Wow congratulation what was your degree?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:32 AM]
Cooperative economics and management

May [3/18/26 11:45 AM]
thats rely nise. Im going to chek on some stuf for today. text me if you get email, ciao

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:46 AM]
Can I bet such in polymarket on the crypto space ?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:46 AM]
Do you trade meme coins?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 11:53 AM]
We got a reply

He then forwarded the following email I had responded with from the slightly delusional - but rich! - cult leader:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Thank you so much for this letter,, it brings great joy to me to hear this news. I am particularly glad to hear that we've made it onto Indeed,, this only confirms what we already knew,, our paths are destined.

The faith is not something which comes from schooling,, but something which comes from within. And you have apparently felt that inner call from within your very bones. Our church is a very old one,, with its origins back in the twilight of humanity. We believe that by doing good works,, establishing churches,, and spreading the messages,, we will align our planet in correct paths for the return of the Messiah,, and once he is back,, we will rule with him over the earth. And I,, as the chosen one,, will be ruling right at his side. Every day,, we are trying to follow His Path,, His Truth,, and His Faith.

If you truly want to be with us,, if you feel that the Call is strong in your soul,, and if you think you could be our local evangelist there,, then we can discuss it in detail. Please,, think very well and do not rush! The Faith is something you choose to share with your brothers and sisters! You will have the opportunity to be our representative,, and you will have to take care of all your sheep there. There will be both responsibilities but also some spiritual and material benefits (monthly salary and spending budget for the Parish). Be blessed!

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

May came back later on whenever I got around to it:

May [3/18/26 3:43 PM]
Im back

May [3/18/26 3:45 PM]
Not surprised they think this is desteny

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 3:46 PM]
lol

May [3/18/26 3:47 PM]
Tell them that youve thot alot abot it and prayed deep and you want to do this. Say you want to establish a church as soon as posoble in ghana and your going to do whatever they want to help this mision

May [3/18/26 3:47 PM]
Or soemthing like that

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 3:47 PM]
Good. I will compose a text soon

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 3:47 PM]
How is your uncle

May [3/18/26 3:48 PM]
Hes okay stil upset abot yesterday. I did chek on him though so i think hes going to be fine

Sure enough, at the close of the day, we got another letter full of flattery to the church:

Thank you so much for your letter.

I apologize for the delay in response as I have been thinking about what you asked me .

I have thought a lot and prayed deep about it and i want to do this .
I want to be with the Church of the old Gods as my bones wants to be your local evangelist here .

I will like to establish a church here in Ghana . I am going to do whatever is needed to help this mission .

Thank you
Solomon.

In the days to come, we'll see if he lives up to this promise...

[Kitty La Gore]

Gotta love it when your lad gets religion! Plant that church...

[Madlib_629]

Some last chats happened later on in the afternoon of the 18th as things wound down. The lad is attempting to go and scam the uncle again:

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:09 PM]
He is said you told him to stop donating to charity

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:10 PM]
Maybe we can just leave him to keep donating but now we can get a real charity or safe account and we can refund him the money in future

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:10 PM]
I figured that donating makes him happy

May [3/18/26 4:19 PM]
Oh maybe

May [3/18/26 4:19 PM]
yea i told him just stop emaling anyone at all

May [3/18/26 4:19 PM]
i dont know who he is mailing and cant stop them so im not going to risk it

May [3/18/26 4:22 PM]
I cheked and those pepole used a man in the midle attack. your going to have a hard time geting them out of uncles email if you til want to do that

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:36 PM]
It might not work but we can allow him do what he wants in two ways

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:37 PM]
First one of us can provide account in which he pays into and we can keep the money safely for him without him knowing

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:37 PM]
Or I can get a real charity home in Nigeria and he sends the money

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:37 PM]
Which of do you prefer ?

Obviously, Calvin's going to recommend himself as the charity.

May [3/18/26 4:38 PM]
Woldnt hurt to find a real charity. try that

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:38 PM]
There are many of them

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:39 PM]
So I am just gonna get their bank details and send to your uncle

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:40 PM]
Then it's our both job to convince him to write the account safely so he doesn't mistake it and he does not send it to the wrong people

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:40 PM]
Let me call an orphanage home now for their bank details

May [3/18/26 4:40 PM]
Okay good. i hope everything works out and this isnt a scam charity becuase if it is i will knife them. im alredy trying to find out who robed both him and you the first time and get raid of them

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:51 PM]
Don't worry . When your uncle gets this account , he just has to delete other accounts

May [3/18/26 4:51 PM]
Good bcause im working on my knife colection

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:52 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:52 PM]
<my fake lad email address>

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:52 PM]
This is the email of one of the scammers

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:53 PM]
Look it up on your uncle email and report him as spam and block the email

May [3/18/26 4:53 PM]
i know. hes runing the email out of Abuja

May [3/18/26 4:53 PM]
Ive traked it before its on a vpn, prabably nord vpn

May [3/18/26 4:54 PM]
The ip itslef was reported in a couple scames earlier

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:54 PM]
This is the text from the other one

Calvin then forwarded one of the emails from earlier where the fake lad promises L𝔼nny trunkboxes:

May [3/18/26 4:54 PM]
What trunkboxes?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:54 PM]
That's the fake Mr Calvin Klein

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:55 PM]
I am still trying to figure out his email

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:55 PM]
He is on your uncles email too

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:55 PM]
If you can block this two people then we good

May [3/18/26 4:55 PM]
Sso your teling me what hapened is you contacted my uncle long ago as clavin klein and then the imposter came up?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:56 PM]
Nope, I found out that the imposter has been collecting money from your uncle then I tried convincing your uncle

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:57 PM]
I figured he was using same name as mine

He then resent the same Mule McMuleface account AGAIN.

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 4:57 PM]
This is the correct bank details for transfer

He is yet again trying to scam Uncle L𝔼nny, but using the same details again which his other characters used in the scam. Since May hasn't fully investigated his role, she can't call him out, but she can be suspicious.

May [3/18/26 4:57 PM]
Then who is <fake lad's mule> whatevr her name is?

May [3/18/26 4:58 PM]
And how did you met uncle at all?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:03 PM]
I don't know about that one

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:03 PM]
I don't know how many scams are talking to your uncle

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:03 PM]
Remember I am doing my best

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:03 PM]
And with your assistance we will fish them

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:04 PM]
I have a machine that generates a bunch of emails Nigerians are scamming so my job is reach out to this people and tell them the truth .

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:05 PM]
<fake lad's mule> Was that the name your uncle paid money to ?

May [3/18/26 5:05 PM]
Yea, whats your mashine like and how does it work?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:06 PM]
RDP

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:06 PM]
And webmailer

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:06 PM]
It's all sold on dark web

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:07 PM]
She is also a scam working with the other two people. She is the one that collects the money for them

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:07 PM]
You see we figured it all out together

May [3/18/26 5:07 PM]
Oh okie dokie. i thought you were useing another program i use but its okay

May [3/18/26 5:07 PM]
so how did you meet my uncle?

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:31 PM]
I told you Africa don't get advanced programs like you guys

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:31 PM]
I have emailed the old church dear

Calvin Klein [3/18/26 5:32 PM]
Do you live close to your uncle or you call him on phone ?

May [3/18/26 9:30 PM]
I live close, i can bike there or walk if i want

May [3/18/26 9:31 PM]
Grate to here you emailed the churxh, tel me if they write back. im going to bed now good nite, ciao

I've realized when Calvin starts blathering about some nonsense, I can just hang up on him and let him wear himself out. This has turned out to be very helpful as we shall soon see. In the morning, Calvin got back to me:

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 12:23 AM]
Good morning my dear friend

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 12:23 AM]
How are you today

May [3/19/26 8:31 AM]
Good morning helo

May [3/19/26 8:31 AM]
Im doing good hope evrythings nise there

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:32 AM]
I miss you

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:33 AM]
I have been waiting for your text

Yeah right. Cut the flattery you professional duncecap model.

May [3/19/26 8:33 AM]
Alot of pepole rely dont miss me, this must be why pepole think your diferent in your country

May [3/19/26 8:38 AM]
Did anything hapen with the church overnite or did they not write back yet? its stil early morening

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:38 AM]
I know but I think you are becoming a part of me now

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:39 AM]
They didn't write back

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:39 AM]
Should I send you what I wrote to them?

May [3/19/26 8:39 AM]
If im becomeing a part of you then your going to be a cyborg

May [3/19/26 8:39 AM]
Yes plase send it

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:42 AM]
lol
If that will make us work together for a very long time then I will consider it

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:42 AM]
This is what I sent the church:

"Thank you so much for your letter.

I apologize for the delay in response as I have been thinking about what you asked me .

I have thought a lot and prayed deep about it and i want to do this .
I want to be with the Church of the old Gods as my bones wants to be your local evangelist here .

I will like to establish a church here in Ghana . I am going to do whatever is needed to help this mission .

Thank you
Solomon."

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:43 AM]
I hope I didn't send something wrong .

May [3/19/26 8:45 AM]
Its rely short but i think its okay, next time send soemthing longer maybe ten sentenses

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:46 AM]
Noted.
I will give them 24 hours. If I don't hear from them, I will write them again

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:46 AM]
What do you think

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:47 AM]
Or you can write something for me to send them now if that's okay

May [3/19/26 8:47 AM]
Thats good it sholdnt hurt. ill read a comic book and see if i can think of a solution if noething hapens by noon

May [3/19/26 8:47 AM]
it is stil early in the morning here

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:47 AM]
Okay

Then this little guy went back to trying to scam the uncle:

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:48 AM]
Did you tell your uncle what we agreed yesterday?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:48 AM]
On the charity

May [3/19/26 8:49 AM]
no i havent, im wateing to see how you play your cards. Its fine if you do it your way for now,im stil going to here abot it when i ask him. go ahed and do what your planing to do and well see how it works out

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:55 AM]
I have done my part . I have given you the email addresses of the fake people and I have broken their hack in his email.

I have given you the real account details of the charity and bank/payment details too.

It's just left for you to talk to your uncle so he can discard the fake details he sent money to avoid repeated mistake . and he can save the new one and also let him know that we have broken the hack they had in his email so he is safe now . Also it will be nice if he makes a payment of any amount to the account details so he can be sure everything is fine . Trust me he will be happy again . Also let him know that anytime there is a change in bank details that you will tell him first as I will link you to them. It's perfect since you and I communicate .

May [3/19/26 8:56 AM]
Okie dokie, when did you brake the hack and how did it hapen?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:58 AM]
They were using a virus .

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:58 AM]
I did it last night

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 8:58 AM]
Though I had help

Uh, yeah, sure, whatever buddy. Time to pull out the May intellect:

May [3/19/26 9:01 AM]
thats nise to kno. however viruses are, like you told me, not avaleable in africa. These emales oringinate from abuja in Nigera, which is part of afrika. i analized how the atack was done myslf on the day it ocured. the scamers hijaked DNS records in order to comunicate through uncles emal. starttls wasent reenforsed and this let them in. They striped the smtp trafic, and convurted the emal to plane text. then they parsed the email, edited the plane text, and forjed the dkim signachurs

May [3/19/26 9:01 AM]
Thats how it was done after i cheked the heders, no virus

May [3/19/26 9:02 AM]
The scamers live in afrika and there are no acess to virusses in africa like you said

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:02 AM]
We don't do viruses in Africa but we buy

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:03 AM]
It's expensive

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:03 AM]
That's what I meant

May [3/19/26 9:04 AM]
Oh okie dokie. i dont buy viruses either, i make them

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:04 AM]
People have china and Russia connects that sells them virus . They might send it to your uncles email and all he has to do is click

May [3/19/26 9:05 AM]
My apolgies if i misunderstod, but i rember every mesage sent in this convirsation so its the first thing i thouht of

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:05 AM]
But I have broken their hack. Just help your uncle block the emails I sent you

May [3/19/26 9:06 AM]
Alredy done, i routed them to spam

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:06 AM]
They can only use another email to reach your uncle and it's pointless because he won't be sending them any money as you will give him the correct bank account today

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:07 AM]
Anytime they lie to him on changing account, your uncle will ask you and you will ask me

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:07 AM]
I hope you understood this text now

May [3/19/26 9:08 AM]
yeah i understand. Ill be sure to keep an eye out for that then

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:14 AM]
Let me know when you talk to your uncle about the account . Did you add my email to spam too , I haven't gotten his text to cheer him up

May [3/19/26 9:14 AM]
No i didnt add your email to spam that wold be rely mean

May [3/19/26 9:14 AM]
Hes not emaled?

The scammer then forwarded the following email he got from the church which read:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Don't worry about the delay in response,, take as much time as you need in fasting and prayer to ruminate upon these decisions. I am so very delighted to hear that you are wishing to become a reverend for our great church,, and even more delighted that you have recognized you must spread the words of the Old Gods around you. I cannot delineate the emotion felt when the Old Gods add to our flock such willing sheep as yourself,, those who shall guide us upon the road to divinity.

Let us begin my son. Before we can start the procedure of becoming a reverend,, as I have assumed you comprehend,, it is vital that you first become a member of the Church of the Old Gods. For this,, the truly devoted parishioner is required to fill a form and to make a proof of faith picture,, which every of our members have done before you. It is just a formality before we can start your installment as a local reverend my son,, so I humbly request that you please fill out the form attached to this email,, and send a scanned or clearly photographed copy back to me at your earliest convenience. I shall be waiting for your presentation of the complete form.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

May [3/19/26 9:18 AM]
Whats this?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:19 AM]
From the old church

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:19 AM]
They sent me a form

May [3/19/26 9:19 AM]
Whats there emal say and when was it sent?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:21 AM]
They are happy I accepted and they want me to fill the form as every member filled then send back to them

May [3/19/26 9:22 AM]
It dosent look to hard, tel them your going to fil it out and send it as soon as posible

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:42 AM]
Did you look through the form ?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:42 AM]
Are there some informations you need to tell me about their doctrine and believe so I don't give a wrong answer

May [3/19/26 9:43 AM]
I did its alot of noncense. if you have questions let me know, ill think of soemthing to write down

May [3/19/26 9:43 AM]
reading a comic book feel free to mesage

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:54 AM]
I will fill it and see

May [3/19/26 9:55 AM]
okie dokie, stil reading

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 9:58 AM]
You said you will tell me things you do to make money that doesn't hurt you .

May [3/19/26 10:15 AM]
Yea. this is one of them

May [3/19/26 10:15 AM]
On chapter 2...

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 10:23 AM]
Reading comic books helps you get money ?

May [3/19/26 10:25 AM]
no. I ment signing up for random cults. not comic books

Now here starts something funny. May said signing up for cults brings in money NOT comic books. Watch what the lad does...

May [3/19/26 10:25 AM]
on chapter 4...

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 10:26 AM]
Chapter 4 of which book

May [3/19/26 10:26 AM]
Voices in the dark by junji ito

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 10:29 AM]
Do you have a soft copy ?

May [3/19/26 10:32 AM]
Unfortunatly not. i perfer the actuall books tho, i can usaly get them from the library here in town

May [3/19/26 10:32 AM]
on chapTer 5...

This kid then went ahead and started ordering May's comic book online:

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:08 AM]
They want me to pay

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:08 AM]
<screenshot of ordering screen for comic book>

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:08 AM]
I don't have PayPal

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:12 AM]
Can you send me a pdf of it my dear

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:14 AM]
My card doesn't work for online payment

May [3/19/26 11:35 AM]
Im trying, i only found a spanish version

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:35 AM]
It's okay if you can't get it

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:35 AM]
I read the summary from AI

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:36 AM]
I guess I will just ask you questions instead

May [3/19/26 11:37 AM]
Okie dokie. this site has it all uploaded: https://mangafire.to/read/voices-in-the ... /chapter-1

May [3/19/26 11:37 AM]
What qestions were you going to ask?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:44 AM]
The book doesn't say how to make money

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 11:44 AM]
But it's an interesting book

May [3/19/26 11:45 AM]
What

May [3/19/26 11:45 AM]
You thouht the comic book wold teach you how to make money?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 12:01 PM]
lol
Well I was asking you about things you do to make money that doesn't hurt you and you were telling me the chapters you are

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 12:01 PM]
I got confused

Even unemotional May couldn't handle this one.

May [3/19/26 12:19 PM]
Oh dear

May [3/19/26 12:21 PM]
Comic books i use for mental work

May [3/19/26 12:21 PM]
Maybe you shold read more comic books, it mite help

Later on the scammer asked some questions about the cult and a LOT of other questions which I'm not including here as they were lengthy and uninteresting (in my opinion):

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 3:59 PM]
Do you have other cults I can make money from ?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 3:59 PM]
Does it have repercussions?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 3:59 PM]
How much do you think is the monthly pay of the one I am currently registering

May [3/19/26 4:03 PM]
Ask them, onse the form is in i think you can bargin

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 4:05 PM]
If I don't ask will they tell me ?

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 4:05 PM]
You didn't answer all my questions

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 4:05 PM]
Are you reading again

May [3/19/26 4:13 PM]
No im actualy solveing a calculus problem

Calvin Klein [3/19/26 4:17 PM]
Does joining the cult and making money from them have any repercussions?

May [3/19/26 4:21 PM]
I solved it

May [3/19/26 4:22 PM]
I dont think so

May [3/19/26 8:14 PM]
Send the form here tomorow before you send it to those pepole so i can make sure its okey. im going to drink a monstar and goto bed, ciao

He was gone for now, and I went to bed happily.

Now here's the funny thing - the form explicitly said "fill in ink". So Calvin typing the answers in will not work. However, just to cause more grief for the lad, I didn't bother to mention that to him, and will let him send the form in and get shot down. More to come soon!

[Madlib_629]

The morning started off decently:

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 12:14 AM]
What did you solve

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 1:58 AM]
<PDF of church form forwarded to May>

May [3/20/26 8:58 AM]
The calculus eqation i was working on

May [3/20/26 8:58 AM]
<Photo of calculus work sent to Calvin>

May [3/20/26 9:01 AM]
This is your form? okie dokie it loks good to me, try to send it in and see what hapens

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 9:03 AM]
I used to be very good in mathematics in my school days

May [3/20/26 9:03 AM]
Thats good, what type did you leik?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 10:51 AM]
Now I just deal on economics and administration

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 10:51 AM]
How is your uncle

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 10:51 AM]
Matrix , algebra , equations , statistics

May [3/20/26 11:21 AM]
i dont kno he shold be okey

May [3/20/26 11:21 AM]
Sorry im late how did everything go?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:23 AM]
I sent the email . I am waiting for reply

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:24 AM]
Did you tell your uncle about sending the money to the real orphanage even if it's a small amount

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:24 AM]
I have not gotten his texts too and that's weirds

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:24 AM]
He texts me daily

May [3/20/26 11:24 AM]
Okie dokie thats good. hopefuly everything goes throuh and yes i left a mesage on his voisemail last nite so thats taken care of

I really had no more plans for L-nny right now, so I just made an excuse.

May [3/20/26 11:24 AM]
im with some pepole trying to expose a rusian but ill go chek on him now

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:25 AM]
Did I send send you the account of payment ?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:25 AM]
So he doesn't make another mistake ?

May [3/20/26 11:25 AM]
yes you sent mule mcmuleface wich is the one before

May [3/20/26 11:25 AM]
I shold read his emails this time

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:32 AM]
Yes the real account is Mule McMuleface

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:32 AM]
That's the accountant

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:32 AM]
What did the Russia do ?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:33 AM]
Guess what I am doing now

May [3/20/26 11:33 AM]
We dont rely know, this group of boys think shes cheting on her boyfrend and im not sure if its the same person or not

May [3/20/26 11:33 AM]
rite now your reding this mesage

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:34 AM]
Online dating ?

May [3/20/26 11:34 AM]
its discord which is worse

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:34 AM]
lol
I am filing a tax for someone in the USA

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:34 AM]
Discord . I only use it for crypto airdrops

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:35 AM]
Do you know about airdrops ?

May [3/20/26 11:35 AM]
I only use it becuse a frend invited me its rely a bad platform

May [3/20/26 11:35 AM]
how do you do that?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:36 AM]
Well you know something's I don't and I know something's you don't

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:37 AM]
I know a lot of things too . I believe we are just the best of friends if we work together genuinely and in trust

May [3/20/26 11:37 AM]
Yes thats how it hapens alot

I really am trying to get the point across to this little thickheaded lad that May has no more interest in dating him than she has in dating a rock. He doesn't seem to get it though, which might come in handy later...

Meanwhile, I wrote back as the heartily disappointed church:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Thank you for your efforts in sending in the form. However,, we require that our forms be printed and filled out in handwriting. As the instructions at the top say,, "you must complete this Covenant of Initiation in full,, in ink,, and in truth". Please resend the form and complete it in handwriting. Also,, your name bestowed in your dreams cannot contain any element of your earthly identity. When the Old Gods give us a new name,, it will never be similar to our birth names my son. Thank you for your answers though,, this form is sufficient but only needs that one change and handwriting.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

The lad ran back to May for guidance:

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:46 AM]
The church replied. They said I should fill it hand written

May [3/20/26 11:46 AM]
Did they tel you to do that before?

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:57 AM]
They said it's in the instructions of the form

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 11:57 AM]
I will do that now

May [3/20/26 11:57 AM]
Okie doke keep me posted

Calvin Klein [3/20/26 12:37 PM]
Done and sent out

And then he sent the church the correct forms:

Is this good enough please ? If not check with the link also (potentially hazardous link removed)

The church got back later that night. Since he left the "Name Bestowed in Dreams" space empty, I'll end up picking something for him eventually :

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Greetings to you my son! I am sorry for the slow reply,, I have been traveling this Friday into the city,, and I went with my son,, the consecrated Sporus,, in order to spread the word of the Old Gods. There were so many youths there who have not heard the word of the Old Gods,, and they were doing such ghastly and horrible deeds such as using phones,, wearing makeup,, and dancing to heathen music. It was quite heartbreaking to see,, but some have shown interest in converting to the true faith.

I was most exited to return home and see that you had completed your form. It is clear that the Old Gods have truly guided you along your path! Your degrees in business administration will certainly come in useful in the future,, perhaps they might even be used when the Messiah hands over the world for us to rule over. I intend to show these forms to the Elders at Sunday Services this weekend,, and I will recommend to them that we move you onto the next stage. We will form a congregate with the Elders,, and during that congregate,, I will introduce you to them,, and also describe how I feel this is the door by which we can reach the people of Africa. We are very blessed to have you as an eager convort my son! We will certainly make arrangements for a collection to be taken up for you,, once you have completed your membership of course. I will keep you updated my son.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

And of course the church elders will be more than happy to welcome in a new member.

Incidentally, I am going to be truncating the conversations with May unless something amusing or necessary to include in the bait comes up. A LOT of messages are going into this, and May is constantly getting this guy into shape behind the scenes. If people want to read the talks, which I think are boring but might be worth it for studying psychology, I'll resume including them though.

[sparky905]

I love to read how the elders will welcome new members......lads need the spiritual and moral guidance only a church can provide!

[Madlib_629]

Saturday was pretty tame with a few interesting chat bits between May and Calvin. This part is rather uninteresting and I've cut it down from the actual amount of messages passed between each of us, but it's good for seeing lad psychology and also for getting background on the story I'm building (which will come in handy for the future). There is big stuff coming soon, very earthshaking stuff in fact.

May [3/21/26 6:57 AM]
Good morening hope your doing good

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 9:41 AM]
I am fine

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 9:42 AM]
What are you up to today

May [3/21/26 10:21 AM]
Curently at the market and what abot you?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 12:32 PM]
I just got home

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 12:32 PM]
I am eating now

May [3/21/26 1:31 PM]
Thats grate to here, how was your day?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 1:44 PM]
I had a busy day

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 1:44 PM]
I am seeing a movie now

May [3/21/26 5:06 PM]
How was the movie?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:08 PM]
Game of thrones season 1

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:08 PM]
Hope to start watching season 2 tomorrow

May [3/21/26 5:09 PM]
Game of thrones is rely brutal i watched it

May [3/21/26 5:09 PM]
everyone dies

May [3/21/26 5:11 PM]
i wont tel you who dies but dont expect a hapy ending for any of the charactars

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:20 PM]
Everyone dies ?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:20 PM]
Wow

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:20 PM]
Sounds fun

May [3/21/26 5:20 PM]
I dont rember who survived so many charactars died

May [3/21/26 5:20 PM]
The man who wrote it just thinks life shold be shown as burtal as posible

He then tried to pry into May's spending habits, probably to see if she's worth scamming later:

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:23 PM]
What do you spend money on ?

May [3/21/26 5:24 PM]
I usualy spend money on food and maybe clothes. i have a cople smal subscreptions less then 10 dolars to for things like music

May [3/21/26 5:24 PM]
I ocasionaly make a major purchase like knifes

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:25 PM]
What do you use knifes for

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:25 PM]
Do you have a boyfriend

May [3/21/26 5:25 PM]
Defense and i dont have any

May [3/21/26 5:25 PM]
<sends photo of sword and knife salesman>

May [3/21/26 5:25 PM]
This is the plase at the market were i buy alot of knifes

May [3/21/26 5:26 PM]
These are the swords the man sels

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:26 PM]
Why are you buying all those swords

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:26 PM]
Are you a monk

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:27 PM]
Do you have people threatening you ?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 5:27 PM]
I mean it's much and waste of money

May [3/21/26 5:27 PM]
I didnt buy all of these

May [3/21/26 5:27 PM]
I have severel just not these and yes i do have enemys

May [3/21/26 5:29 PM]
Rember i said that pepole murdered my dog onse. and the house has been broken into, someone stole lengere from me. im not going to let myself be kiled

May [3/21/26 5:29 PM]
If im atacked, im going to hit kick stab punch bite or whatever until i die or the thret is gone

May [3/21/26 5:59 PM]
Have a goodnite, ciao

I thought he'd been intimidated enough and left. But later on, Calvin came back looking for more information and attempting to start a romance scam:

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:14 PM]
You said you would tell me about your parents

May [3/21/26 6:15 PM]
Im adopted

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:16 PM]
Tell me about your original family

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:17 PM]
And why are you single

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:17 PM]
You are a nice and beautiful lady

May [3/21/26 6:18 PM]
Im single becuase i dont fit in anywere. theres no market for a blonde with no bakgrond and no idea how to act with pepole

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:18 PM]
But you have been acting perfectly with me

May [3/21/26 6:19 PM]
if you saw me in person i dont kno. i dont talk much. im queit

May [3/21/26 6:19 PM]
My father was a raleroad worker and my mother was a prostitute he met in the area there

May [3/21/26 6:19 PM]
i was rased by my mother

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:20 PM]
That's okay

May [3/21/26 6:21 PM]
yeah. i rely had no human interacktion until i was ten

May [3/21/26 6:21 PM]
she kept me loked up in a back room al day

May [3/21/26 6:21 PM]
thats why i dont mention her and dont like polise

Now watch the stunt this genius pulls:

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:26 PM]
I am quiet too but not always

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:26 PM]
You already know I talk to people I like

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:26 PM]
And I have gotten to like you

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:26 PM]
Don't you think it's time we start exchanging personal information's and talking on video calls ?

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:26 PM]
It's okay, don't be hard on yourself

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:27 PM]
My mom was a nice lady but my dad had quarrel with her and chase her out

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:27 PM]
She took we all and we slept in ghettos and worked hard until she was able to take care of us

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:28 PM]
It was a bad experience but I don't blame her . She did what she can to take care of us

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:28 PM]
You and I have similar story but we can't let our pasts get to us now

This is a classic manipulation called "trumping trauma". Regardless of if the story is real or not, May is not falling for this

May [3/21/26 6:29 PM]
Thats true. i rely just seal evetything of that i dont need in life

May [3/21/26 6:29 PM]
I do have a cople frends but there either online or girls

May [3/21/26 6:30 PM]
amd i lost two frends who are now my worst enemys so thats nise

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:31 PM]
You are a strong girl

May [3/21/26 6:31 PM]
somone told me to be a strong independent young woman and thats all im trying to do

May [3/21/26 6:32 PM]
im not anything speciel though so its okey

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:33 PM]
Well you have to love and let yourself be loved too

May [3/21/26 6:34 PM]
I love anemals alot. they like me to

May [3/21/26 6:34 PM]
i tryed loveing humans then humans ruined it. i dont try that anymore and mite not for a wile

May [3/21/26 6:35 PM]
2024 wasnot to much fun for me

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:35 PM]
You can try with me

Calvin Klein [3/21/26 6:36 PM]
What happened in 2024

May [3/21/26 6:39 PM]
I ended up makeing a mess of my life

May [3/21/26 6:40 PM]
I ended things with the boyfrend i tryed dateing, i only dated him because soemone said i shold

May [3/21/26 6:40 PM]
he was rely awful and ended up leafing me, then he came over to demand i date him. i dont play those sily games so i kiked him out literaly

May [3/21/26 6:41 PM]
he then kidnaped my dog and sent a leter saying if i coldnt find it by the wekend hed kil him. i didnt find the dog of corse and he stabed it

May [3/21/26 6:42 PM]
so i superglued his car dors shut and then burned his walet with his cards in it after ordereng alot of random junk online in his name and then he left me alone becuase he was a buly and cowerd and thouht i wold cry or soemthing

May [3/21/26 7:20 PM]
ill finish the story later have a goodnite ciao

This story never finished, which is a shame since I was ready to get really crazy with it. Sunday resumed with a few more interesting tidbits, along with some more background on the church which I'll include here:

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:03 AM]
Can you tell me about the church, their doctrine and belief

May [3/22/26 9:04 AM]
Its a rely crazy grop

May [3/22/26 9:04 AM]
They think that there founder is going to help bring jesus back to earth and then there all going to rule over earth

May [3/22/26 9:04 AM]
And that the founder is going to be soenthimg like jesuss vice presedent

May [3/22/26 9:05 AM]
Its basicaly one man thinking god wants him to help rule the world

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:08 AM]
Oh So they believe in Jesus Christ ?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:08 AM]
They read the Bible too?

May [3/22/26 9:08 AM]
They do but they think theres alot of stuf jesus forgot to say

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:08 AM]
lol
Vice president indeed

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:08 AM]
So they are saying it on behalf of him then

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:09 AM]
Do they believe in using cell phones and makeups ?

May [3/22/26 9:11 AM]
No unfortuently

May [3/22/26 9:11 AM]
Thats were things are rely crazy

May [3/22/26 9:12 AM]
The church says that all that is from the wold and its rely bad for you

May [3/22/26 9:12 AM]
Then they think that god wil send spacemen to take all the unbelevers away one day

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:15 AM]
So they don't use cell phones ?

This is the advantage of running a cult. I can make up rules with no clear reasoning and avoid having to call the lad on the phone at the same time.

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:15 AM]
lol
And the cars ?

May [3/22/26 9:16 AM]
They use cars

May [3/22/26 9:16 AM]
I dont kno why now its not logical

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:17 AM]
Is it not from the world ?

May [3/22/26 9:17 AM]
It is thats why i said its not logical

May [3/22/26 9:18 AM]
Sporus was rely mad at me for listening to music leik i do. maybe i can mention the car prpblem to him and see what hapens

May [3/22/26 9:18 AM]
There such backwards pepole unfortunately

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:18 AM]
Who is sporus?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:19 AM]
Do they have many members ?

May [3/22/26 9:19 AM]
Thats the son of there leader rember the one who wants to marry me?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:20 AM]
Oh I see

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:20 AM]
Please don't mention it yet until they give me money

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:20 AM]
With that kind of believe , how are they rich ?

May [3/22/26 9:22 AM]
Alot of donations from silly pepole

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:26 AM]
Do they have that much members ?

May [3/22/26 9:27 AM]
Abot 80

May [3/22/26 9:27 AM]
Ill see sporus today after church so ill ask him

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:29 AM]
80 people might not raise up to $20,000

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:29 AM]
What will you ask him ?

May [3/22/26 9:29 AM]
They can and ill ask abot the qestions you had

May [3/22/26 9:29 AM]
Sporus and his frends in the cult go to there church at 8 in the morening then come to our church and tel us were all folowing the wrong flavor of jesus

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:30 AM]
About make up and phones ?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:30 AM]
You already told me the answer. I asked because I read something like that in the texts

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:30 AM]
Is sporus father the founder ?

May [3/22/26 9:40 AM]
Yes and hes changed everyones names

May [3/22/26 9:41 AM]
thats why everyone is named stuf like a medeval storybook

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:44 AM]
So the father is the chosen one while the mother is the high priestess ?

May [3/22/26 9:44 AM]
yeah thats how they made it

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:45 AM]
If you say the boy and his friends has big cars, I am sure they have things that gives them money

May [3/22/26 9:45 AM]
yeah. if they can aford a benz they can aford you

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 9:51 AM]
I see

Later on, I dropped off the information required and introduced some names who might or might not be new characters depending on where things go:

May [3/22/26 6:28 PM]
I did see sporus and the other pepole and asked qestions liek you said

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:28 PM]
What was their reply

May [3/22/26 6:31 PM]
They sayed cars are fine becaue there tools of minestry

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:32 PM]
I see

May [3/22/26 6:32 PM]
And then denzel and huey and some of the other boys then started an arguement with them so that ended that

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:33 PM]
Denzel and Huey are his friends too ?

May [3/22/26 6:33 PM]
no there not. There street boys part of a gang

May [3/22/26 6:33 PM]
I dont talk to them thogh there not anything todo with me

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:34 PM]
Do they have cars too

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:34 PM]
Are there females are amongst them too ?

May [3/22/26 6:35 PM]
Denzel dosent he dosent even kno how to drive i think and hes 20

May [3/22/26 6:35 PM]
yeah, my frend ellie jay i think i told you abot, shes dateing one of them and they had a child

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:36 PM]
Oh she the one you used her name to open a bank account

May [3/22/26 6:36 PM]
Yes corect

Then a mystery was introduced with L-nny which will come in VERY important later on in the bait:

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:39 PM]
I have not heard from your uncle

May [3/22/26 6:39 PM]
I wanted to mention that but i forgot

May [3/22/26 6:39 PM]
He wasent at the church today and im not sure why

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:40 PM]
You haven't called him?

May [3/22/26 6:41 PM]
I did noething hapened so im wondering a litle but curently not conserned. if notheing hapens on monday i will wory and go chek

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:43 PM]
It's okay

Then this last pathetic piece of dialogue showed that May is slowly but surely getting in his head:

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:43 PM]
I am here thinking of what to do to earn

May [3/22/26 6:44 PM]
You havent thouht of any ideas?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:47 PM]
Well I was waiting for you to come help me

May [3/22/26 6:48 PM]
What was it on?

Calvin Klein [3/22/26 6:51 PM]
To keep me company though

May [3/22/26 7:14 PM]
Keep you compeny?

May [3/22/26 7:14 PM]
Whats hapening?

I never got an answer to this question. But things did resume again on Monday in earnest.

So far, we have the current cast of characters:

• Calvin - The scammer

• Unnamed Fake Lad

• L-nny - elderly scam victim

• May - L-nny's niece

• Pastor Lucas - Leader of the Church of the Old Gods

• Sporus - Son of the leader, wants to marry May

• Denzel - Street boy, may or may not be used later on

This will be it till Monday night. And like I said, there are very big developments coming soon. So stay tuned for what's next!

[Madlib_629]

Monday started out with an attempt to look good from Calvin:

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 6:14 AM]
Hi dear
Good morning

May [3/23/26 6:36 AM]
Good morning

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 6:54 AM]
how are you doing today

May [3/23/26 7:05 AM]
Im good,how are you?

May [3/23/26 7:05 AM]
Anything hapen there and what hapened last nite?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 7:06 AM]
Nothing from the church yet

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 7:07 AM]
I am fine I guess

May [3/23/26 7:07 AM]
Okie dokie. Its seven in morning thouh

May [3/23/26 7:07 AM]
Why guss?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 7:21 AM]
I went by the charity home today and I feel sad I haven't given them any support recently

Uh, yeah right

May [3/23/26 7:22 AM]
Sory to here that hapened

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 7:27 AM]
What are you up to today

May [3/23/26 8:34 AM]
Working on reconfeguring a wifi router

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:00 AM]
Do you know how to create a wallet drainer ?

May [3/23/26 9:08 AM]
I do

May [3/23/26 9:10 AM]
Curently trying to rite a script for this persons wifi

May [3/23/26 9:11 AM]
There computer is completly confuseing

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:23 AM]
Have you ever used one ?

May [3/23/26 9:27 AM]
I have

May [3/23/26 9:27 AM]
I dont think you want to do that yet

May [3/23/26 9:27 AM]
Ive cheked your mentalety and we shold only do that if theres an emergency

There is no chance in God's green earth that May will entrust dangerous items to this guy

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:33 AM]
Okay

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:33 AM]
But how do you make people use wallet drainer when you get one ?

May [3/23/26 9:34 AM]
Working on there minds or just luck

May [3/23/26 9:34 AM]
Alot of hacking isnt like it is in the movies its luck and psycallogy

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:50 AM]
You have to lure people to use it ?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:50 AM]
How long does it take you to create a wallet drainer

May [3/23/26 9:51 AM]
A day or two

May [3/23/26 9:51 AM]
You have to lure pepole for anything even and overriting virus

May [3/23/26 9:51 AM]
Have you herd of the Leprosy virus?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:52 AM]
No I haven't

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 9:52 AM]
What's that

May [3/23/26 9:53 AM]
Its a simple overriting virus from the 1990s made by a haking grop caled phalcon skism

May [3/23/26 9:53 AM]
the virus works when pepole pick up a disk with it and put it in there computer

May [3/23/26 9:53 AM]
But to get pepole to do that you have to kno psycallogy

May [3/23/26 9:54 AM]
Everything in the world runs on numbers and the human brane is just a colection of numbers that can make formuelas if given to the rite mathmaticien

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:05 AM]
I agree with you on that

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:05 AM]
100%

Then I went into my church email and contacted Calvin. As expected, he quickly went to May to report what happened:

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:11 AM]
The church contacted me that I passed the first stage

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:11 AM]
That they will email me for stage two

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:12 AM]
This will take longer than I imagined

May [3/23/26 10:39 AM]
Whats wrong, is it good or bad news?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:41 AM]
Stage two will tell baby girl

Nice try buddy. Unfortunately, May is completely resistant to flirting:

May [3/23/26 10:44 AM]
What will it tell her?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:44 AM]
I will tell her I look forward to the stage 2

May [3/23/26 10:49 AM]
Are you talking with a woman there?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 10:49 AM]
Where ?

May [3/23/26 11:01 AM]
You mentoned a baby girl

May [3/23/26 11:01 AM]
I dont understand but its okay, send the mesage the church sent and ill red it

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:12 AM]
You were the one I am calling baby girl

May [3/23/26 11:12 AM]
Oh okay i did not understand that

He then forwarded the church's email:

<forwarded email from the Church of the Old Gods>

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Good morning to you my son,, let me inform you that I have the most exciting news to share with you. I did indeed meet with the elders after our Sunday Service,, and we all reviewed your form and consulted about it. They believe that you have really showed us your devotion and seriousness by submitting the form that we requested. I must say that I am impressed my son. After consulting with the archangel Uriel,, I am seeing that you are indeed very serious about your membership. You have completed Stage 1! Congratulations my son! You are very close to being a full member which will grant you all rights and benefits of membership! Praise the Old Gods.

Very soon I will email you with the details of Stage 2. And,, let me add,, we discussed your education history,, and your expertise in the areas you studied is very much understood and acknowledged. I foresee very big things for you in the near future my son. Again, congratulations! I will contact you soonest with details about starting Stage 2.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

May [3/23/26 11:13 AM]
The arcangel Uriel?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:44 AM]
Some religious shiii

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:44 AM]
I pray to God not to angels

May [3/23/26 11:46 AM]
Agreed

May [3/23/26 11:46 AM]
Reply that that sonds good and your redy to continue and cant wait to here whats next

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:52 AM]
Done

May [3/23/26 11:52 AM]
Good. ignore whatever they say abot angels

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:55 AM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:56 AM]
It might take a little time because I don't know how many stages they have

May [3/23/26 11:56 AM]
I dont ether but im going to find out soon so we can be perpared

May [3/23/26 11:56 AM]
And im going to chek on my uncle after lunch so im not going to be avaleable

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:57 AM]
Thank you for all you do

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 11:57 AM]
I hope your uncle starts texting me again soon

May [3/23/26 11:58 AM]
Im sure you do

Later on, Calvin messaged out of the blue for a random conversation:

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:22 PM]
How are you feeling today

May [3/23/26 12:24 PM]
Im okay but curently mildly conflected with humans. i was suposed to pick up soemthing and the person in the delevrry at the store thinks im wierd and wont give it

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:27 PM]
Who does the package belong to ?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:27 PM]
How do you survive in the midst of this people thinking you are weird

May [3/23/26 12:34 PM]
The pakage is for me, its a procesor i ordered

May [3/23/26 12:34 PM]
I just ignore them and keep to myself

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:35 PM]
But you need them to give it to you

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:35 PM]
You can't let him have it

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 12:55 PM]
Will your family allow you travel out of your country ?

May [3/23/26 1:55 PM]
Yes they wold its not an isue i can get it done

May [3/23/26 1:56 PM]
I got the pakage, im good now

May [3/23/26 1:56 PM]
I went to the elderly lady there whose nise to me and she told her employee to give me the stuf

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 1:56 PM]
Good

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 1:57 PM]
I am happy you got it

May [3/23/26 1:57 PM]
Thank you. whats hapened now?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 1:57 PM]
I was asking about you traveling out of the country

That safari chance is still in the back of my mind. Let's try to encourage it a little bit...

May [3/23/26 1:57 PM]
And i went to get a pakage and chek on my uncle

May [3/23/26 1:57 PM]
Do you want the good news or the bad news first?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:08 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:08 PM]
Bad news first

May [3/23/26 2:08 PM]
Bad news is uncle is thinking of donateing to a wonderful grop he found

May [3/23/26 2:09 PM]
There caled the church of the old gods

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:10 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:10 PM]
Seriously?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:10 PM]
He has finally joined my future church lol ?

May [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
Yes and thats why were not hering from him. hes not joined yet but hes thinking of donateing and maybe joining

May [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
im trying to tell him this is a scam to just diferent

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
He is donating to people I want to take money from ??

May [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
Yes

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
It's funny

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:11 PM]
One thing after another

May [3/23/26 2:12 PM]
I see no humor in it. my uncle is giveing money to a fraud

This plot twist is purposeful in order to move Calvin away from L-nny and towards the church:

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:12 PM]
I told you it makes him happy but you didn't believe

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:12 PM]
What's the good news

May [3/23/26 2:13 PM]
The good news is i can travel abrod if i like

May [3/23/26 2:13 PM]
thats it

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:15 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:15 PM]
Just that ???

May [3/23/26 2:15 PM]
Yes

May [3/23/26 2:15 PM]
Thats it

May [3/23/26 2:16 PM]
There is no good news unles you want us to go to sweden for thanksgiveing

May [3/23/26 2:16 PM]
And you dont celebrete thanksgiveing in nigeria so that wil never hapen

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:17 PM]
Well , the question is can I afford it ?

May [3/23/26 2:17 PM]
I dont kno, chek your acount balance

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:17 PM]
We do celebrate Thanksgiving but different date

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:18 PM]
Well I am broke

May [3/23/26 2:18 PM]
Thats sad, its the fault of the king of belgium i think

May [3/23/26 2:19 PM]
I didnt kno nigeria celebrated thanksgiveing

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:23 PM]
Will your family be worried if you travel out of the country ?

May [3/23/26 2:24 PM]
No i just cheked its fine

May [3/23/26 2:24 PM]
And if you do it liek i do it can be done

May [3/23/26 2:24 PM]
Ive been out of state before for diferent things, i can try out of the contry if i get arond to it

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:32 PM]
Your family won't be worried ?

May [3/23/26 2:32 PM]
I kno how to make sure they arent

May [3/23/26 2:32 PM]
If i come over there its for busines

At this point, I sent another email from the church, and am trying for a Hail Mary trophy:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

It is with great pleasure that I tell you that we,, the Elders of the Church of the Old Gods,, have chosen your work for Stage 2.

For Stage 2,, you are to rewrite the Most Holy Gospel of John. These are the true works of the disciple Jesus loved,, communicated to him on the back of angels' wings. This book has been chosen specifically for its importance in the canon of Scripture,, and its secret codes prove the teachings of the Church of the Old Gods. Therefore,, to complete your second stage,, you are to rewrite the Gospel of John in black ink. The words must be rewritten by your own hand upon clean,, white paper. The entire Gospel of John must be written. Write large enough that the words can clearly be read once scanned or photographed. Upon completion of your writings,, you are to scan the pages that you completed and send them to me for submission to the Elders.

Finish the writings completely before sending us your pages and please do not use anything electronic in completing this project. We have chosen this project because we see big things in your future my son,, and the duty of transcribing such a text is a very glorious task. The Old Gods have truly blessed you with this opportunity. Praise the Old Gods!

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas P.
The Chosen One

Poor Calvin nearly fainted:

May [3/23/26 2:38 PM]
Whats this?

May [3/23/26 2:38 PM]
This is from the church agane?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:42 PM]
Yes.
It's so stressful

May dangles the chance of her visiting him in real life as a bit of an added motiviation:

May [3/23/26 2:43 PM]
There wont be any visit if we fale completly. can you get this done?

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 2:50 PM]
I can but that will take days

May [3/23/26 2:55 PM]
Okie dokie lets try and do it as soon as we can

May [3/23/26 2:56 PM]
This is our projict and it cant get meased up

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 3:00 PM]
I will try my best not to

May [3/23/26 3:01 PM]
Thank you

May [3/23/26 3:01 PM]
Maybe also rite the church back and say its a hard projict but youl do it because you love god or soething liek that

Calvin Klein [3/23/26 3:10 PM]
Tomorrow I will start writing it

May [3/23/26 3:13 PM]
Okie dokie

As of today, March 26th, Calvin has barley been online except to say "Good morning". According to him, he's on Chapter Two. I've requested photos of his progress so far, so we shall see how things go!

[p38cyq]

Excellent!

[Madlib_629]

Some updates. Calvin has barely been around at all, presumably busy writing. He did send a photo of himself he had a friend take:



Apparently, by his own admission, he spends most of his time drinking and scamming when he's not at his job.



And we have some of the Gospel of John written. This is part of Chapter 6, still waiting for a complete manuscript of course. Will keep everyone posted.

[Kitty La Gore]

Well done!
Calvin has too much money if he can afford a room like that. Methinks Calvin needs to donate some of that to a local nonprofit.

[Madlib_629]

Sunday was pretty brief except for this text exchange which will come in important later:

May [3/29/26 2:14 PM]
Im at my uncles house helping denzel with math

May [3/29/26 2:14 PM]
Ill mesage soon

May [3/29/26 3:41 PM]
Im back

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 3:42 PM]
Who is Denzel ?

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 3:42 PM]
Your little brother?

May [3/29/26 3:52 PM]
No thats the street boy i told you abot

May [3/29/26 3:53 PM]
he wanted me to help him with math. Ive done it with other pepole before becase im the only one they kno who rely can help

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:10 PM]
Street boy?

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:10 PM]
The one with the church of old gods son ?

May [3/29/26 4:11 PM]
Hes not with him, he bullys him

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:19 PM]
I see

May [3/29/26 4:19 PM]
Yes

May [3/29/26 4:19 PM]
Aparently hes faled math five times

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:20 PM]
I see it's just you he confined in

I think somebody's jealous.

May [3/29/26 4:20 PM]
No everyone knows it

May [3/29/26 4:20 PM]
But hes trying to pass an exam so he asked me to help

May [3/29/26 4:20 PM]
i said yes, but for the money

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:25 PM]
lol

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:25 PM]
How much

May [3/29/26 4:29 PM]
Alot

May [3/29/26 4:29 PM]
25 cents for every minute doubleing the amount evry 15 minutes

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:29 PM]
Seriously?

May [3/29/26 4:30 PM]
Yeah

May [3/29/26 4:30 PM]
Hes now over 230 dolars in debt to me

May [3/29/26 4:30 PM]
And dosent kno

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:31 PM]
lol

May [3/29/26 4:32 PM]
I told him he can pay me by tuesday

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:32 PM]
Does he work?

May [3/29/26 4:32 PM]
I dont think so

May [3/29/26 4:32 PM]
He lives in a tenement

Calvin Klein [3/29/26 4:32 PM]
What topic are you teaching him

May [3/29/26 4:33 PM]
Math, statestics

At this point, I was busy in real life and a bit frustrated that Calvin seemed to be doing nothing much in regards to the Gospel of John. So I decided to throw a wrench into the mix.

Things started out pretty normal at first:

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 9:09 AM]
What are you up to today

May [3/30/26 9:13 AM]
im working on a project for some pepole online

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 9:22 AM]
Okay finish up

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 9:22 AM]
I think we will have to work on something's too

May [3/30/26 9:24 AM]
Whats that

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 10:46 AM]
I went out to watch football now

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 10:46 AM]
A friend of mine is playing

Then I wrote as the church replying to an email that Calvin had written on Sunday:

Dearest Friend Solomon:

Thank you so much for writing with an update. Your last letter reached our spam folder and thus wasn't replied to on time my son, otherwise I would have replied back to you before the weekend. I apologize for that and will be checking all folders in the future to ensure it does not happen again. We have been very busy here with the holy week preparations and therefore things occasionally get mismatched.

In regards to your question, please use the most available one. There are many flawed translations of the scriptures, but as of right now, this does not particularly matter. I am very glad that you're taking the task seriously and recognizing how important it is. Truly it is a great honor that you've been selected to do your literary devolution with such a holy book of the Bible. My advice to you is that you take great care when doing the writing, and go slow if you need to. You don't want to do things quickly and make mistakes. So feel free to take the proper amount of time.

I would also like to inform you that as of Friday, I was introduced to another individual from Africa who has decided to sign up and join our church for evangelism, a Brother Mike Okonma from Nigeria. We are very happy to have him as an addition to our converts and he is currently proceeding to complete the same processes as you are. Assuming both of you are successful in joining the Church of the Old Gods, I will have to consult with our finance department for arrangement of funding to both of you, but do not worry my son, the Old Gods shall provide. It is such a blessing so many people from overseas wish to convert to our church, truly it is a sign from above my son! Please update me on your progress when you are available, and may God bless you as you continue with your work.

Yours in Blessing
Pastor Lucas Philoponus
The Chosen One

Naturally, finding out the fake lad was back in the business of being in other people's business, Calvin ran to May for help:

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:00 AM]
Did you introduce Mike okonma to the church too ?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:05 AM]
Why did you do that ?

Of course May is no fool and did NOT do this:

May [3/30/26 11:15 AM]
Your the only one i entroduced to anyone

May [3/30/26 11:15 AM]
What hapened?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:18 AM]
That's impossible

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:18 AM]
I have evidence to that

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:18 AM]
The church told me

May [3/30/26 11:21 AM]
What hapened?

May [3/30/26 11:21 AM]
When did this hapen?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:26 AM]
I can't tell you but the church told me today about it.

May is not going to take some nonsense like that easily:

May [3/30/26 11:27 AM]
You cant tell me but it hapend aparantly?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:28 AM]
We won't get any money if Mike the scamer is involved. You should have waited for me to qualify before giving him the details

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:28 AM]
I am not happy you did that

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:28 AM]
We trust each other and agreed to tell each other everything

May REALLY does not like being falsely accused of stuff she did not do. Keep that up, and she will get out the knives.

May [3/30/26 11:28 AM]
Your not serious are you?

May [3/30/26 11:28 AM]
I never spoke to the man

May [3/30/26 11:29 AM]
If this hapening it is an eror that i did not cause

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:31 AM]
How did he know about the church then ?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:31 AM]
Ask your uncle about it

May [3/30/26 11:32 AM]
I will

May [3/30/26 11:32 AM]
That is more likely the sorce of the leak

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:33 AM]
You said you blocked them from your uncles email

May [3/30/26 11:34 AM]
I did

May [3/30/26 11:34 AM]
But understand unles your an enemy i have a sense of loyalty and compulsion for the truth

May [3/30/26 11:34 AM]
So im not going to hide anyething and if you think so thats okey im not hurt

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:36 AM]
It's okay

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:36 AM]
I am just not happy about it baby

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:37 AM]
It might spoil a lot of things for us

May [3/30/26 11:38 AM]
If it dose ill kill him. Dont wory abot it

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 11:45 AM]
Please do something about it and ensure everything is fixed dear

May [3/30/26 11:54 AM]
Ye

May [3/30/26 11:54 AM]
I need to see the entire emale from the church

May [3/30/26 12:09 PM]
I need you arond plase it wold be nise

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:34 PM]
I am here for you

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:34 PM]
What are you doing

May [3/30/26 12:34 PM]
Im wateing on you to send me the emale or mesage from the church

May [3/30/26 12:34 PM]
Then i can form a beter plan to ruin mikes life

He finally forwarded the email, but only the part where they mention Mike Okonma.

May [3/30/26 12:38 PM]
Okie dokie

May [3/30/26 12:38 PM]
Tell them abot your progres and your rely hapy to here abot mike joineing and ask were they found him

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:38 PM]
Now the question is who introduced Mike to them

May [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
Yes

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
It can only be two persons

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
You or your uncle

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
I will leave you to find out that through your uncles email

May [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
I will theres actualy five pepole who cold have done it

May [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
maybe six

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:39 PM]
If we need someone in Nigeria to write to the church , I can recommend someone

May [3/30/26 12:40 PM]
Dont

May [3/30/26 12:40 PM]
I will handle this person myself

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:40 PM]
Who could those 6 persons be

May [3/30/26 12:40 PM]
Im keping queit until we here from the church. if you kno anything abot any bad stuff mike okoma did send it to me

May [3/30/26 12:40 PM]
ill take care of him that way if you do

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:41 PM]
If you do that, they might start suspecting me too because I am from Africa

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:42 PM]
Everything he did is in your uncles email . He used fake charity to take money from your uncle and he hacked into your uncles email . When your uncle finally found out he was conned , he decided to join the old gods church and now Mike rushed to the church also to get the donations.

May [3/30/26 12:42 PM]
Yes thats probebly what hapend

May [3/30/26 12:43 PM]
Im not going to ruin us thouh, i want to find out who introdused mike to the church

May [3/30/26 12:43 PM]
that person is either stupid or dangerus and thats our target rite now

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:43 PM]
Yes you are right

May [3/30/26 12:43 PM]
Thank you have you writhing the church the qestion yet?

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:45 PM]
What questions please

May [3/30/26 12:45 PM]
ill repet: Tell them abot your progres and your rely hapy to here abot mike joineing and ask were they found him

May [3/30/26 12:46 PM]
The happyer you are abot mike the beter you look if we deside to expose mike for fraud or cocane seling or bieng a pervert

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:47 PM]
Okay I will do that tomorrow

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:48 PM]
I was sad but I feel better after talking to you now

May [3/30/26 12:48 PM]
Tomorow you mite have a pastor mike okonma. try and do it soon and finish the writeing before they think mikes beter

May [3/30/26 12:49 PM]
Or we can just sit and see what hapens its not my loss tho

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 12:57 PM]
I will work harder

May [3/30/26 12:58 PM]
Thank you

Calvin Klein [3/30/26 1:17 PM]
If you need me you can text me

May [3/30/26 3:57 PM]
Okie dokie

May [3/30/26 9:04 PM]
Im going to bed have a grate nite ciao

The 31st was slow, so I will pick back up on the 1st/2nd. But Calvin is indeed finishing up the Gospel now assuming he wasn't doing it before. Hopefully we will have something by the end of the month.

[Madlib_629]

Very good news in this bait:

Good day to You and may the grace of our Lord be upon You,

I have finished writing the whole chapters of JOHN and I am glad I devoted my time to it as it opened my eyes to the life of JESUS while on earth .

I am also glad to hear that a fellow African has joined and that he also has passions like I do to evangelize.
How did you meet Mr Mike okonma and how did he find out about the Church of the Old Gods? .

I hope to hear from you soon my Leader and choosen one .

Thank you .

Attached are 21 PDF scans which are apparently the Gospel of John. Unfortunately, this lad forgot to set the Google Drive permissions correctly, so the church can't access them. I'll have to address that later on today.

In the meantime, Calvin tried begging from May:

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 2:29 AM]
Good morning and happy Sunday to you

May [4/5/26 8:35 AM]
Thank you, hapy Easter to you over there

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 8:58 AM]
How are you feeling today

May [4/5/26 8:59 AM]
Im good how are you?

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 9:22 AM]
I am not happy

May [4/5/26 9:24 AM]
What hapened?

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 9:26 AM]
For two weeks I didn't work because of the book of John I was writing

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 9:26 AM]
Now I am broke

On the contrary Calvin, this is lovely news!

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 9:26 AM]
I did it for us both

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 9:27 AM]
I think you need to send me money to recover a little

May [4/5/26 12:33 PM]
Oh im sory to here that, yor hand must rely hurt

May [4/5/26 12:34 PM]
Let me think, are you abel to send it al in monday and how many pages is it?

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:21 PM]
Yes I sent everything

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:22 PM]
The whole chapters

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:22 PM]
The count the pages but it's really much

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:22 PM]
A lot of

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:36 PM]
It

May [4/5/26 1:49 PM]
Thats grate. lets see what hapens, it is the holyday wekend to

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:49 PM]
Well I am broke my love

Calvin Klein [4/5/26 1:49 PM]
Left my job to fix this for us

May [4/5/26 6:43 PM]
Im home

May [4/5/26 6:44 PM]
I wil mesage soon

May [4/5/26 6:49 PM]
What do you need? plase tel me what you ned, i ned to go fix stuf for easter diner now

I wanted a whole number so I could form an excuse in proportion. But I didn't get it. This morning:

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:35 AM]
I just need some money so I can have a good start for the week

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:40 AM]
<sent PDF file>

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:41 AM]
This is just chapter one

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:41 AM]
I wrote up to 21 chapters

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:41 AM]
Many of it are more than this pages

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 2:42 AM]
I hope you understood why I suspended my job for it for almost two week for us

May [4/6/26 6:09 AM]
Sory i red and diendt respond

May [4/6/26 6:10 AM]
I was watching my adopted parents try to find a key

May [4/6/26 6:10 AM]
how much?

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:10 AM]
Something little. Maybe $500 or $1000

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:11 AM]
Depends on what you seem good and fair

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:11 AM]
You know we are in this together

May is not going to fall for such nonsense so easily:

May [4/6/26 6:11 AM]
I dont understend tho why are you asking for a smal amount wen were going to profit soon?

May [4/6/26 6:14 AM]
If you need it now i think you can borow and pay back when the money comes in by the end of the month, it wont hurt

May [4/6/26 6:15 AM]
Its to risky for me to send out of the us rite now due to the unstablety with the fed and id prefer not resking your katchin a money landry charge for 1000 dolars

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:26 AM]
You can always send me bitcoin or usdt

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:26 AM]
We are not novice

"WE"??? Mr, I know May isn't anybody's novice, but I don't know about you.

May [4/6/26 6:26 AM]
Thats exactly what i refered to

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:27 AM]
Nothing like money laundering for sending crypto

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:27 AM]
Doesn't make sense to me

May [4/6/26 6:28 AM]
Clarify?

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:29 AM]
Well if we are doing this together then you also have to commit from your heart . I am not forcing you but I left my job and lost more than that in two weeks

Calvin Klein [4/6/26 6:29 AM]
If you won't send that's fine too

May [4/6/26 6:31 AM]
I understand. do rember i did entroduce you to the church

May [4/6/26 6:31 AM]
You wil be cashing out from them soon and wil need me at that tage. its comeing soon so i hope we dont have to argue and mess it up before then

May [4/6/26 6:32 AM]
Id prefer haveing just my adopted parants argue all the time not my frends to, thank you

And with that, Calvin logged off, probably to go mix his tears with his coffee or something.

Once Pastor Lucas wakes up, he'll request the Drive permissions to be fixed and hopefully we can see if we've got trophies

[Madlib_629]

Well we've finally got it all done. I usually don't double post like this, but holy St. Agnes on a tricycle, this is amazing. He figured out the Drive issues and sent the attachments, each chapter being one PDF each for easier reading. There are 68 pages in total. I'll upload a few photos of the completed work here.

There will be a Google Drive link to a PDF of all the chapters together in the HH&T forum due to the chance of lads finding this and I don't want my Drive, even if it is a baiting account, to be spied on by naerdowells.





And here are some random pages from the document:







There we go. The entire Gospel. I'm over here cackling and May is going to be very pleased whenever she gets back online.

[oscarpiles]

Sweet Mother of crap that is impressive! Although I heard a rumor it was supposed to be in red ink..

[Bait-a Ray Bill]

Perfectly acceptable double post! That is awesome! Great trophy- keep the lad pain coming!