Seyi the Blackmailer

[Madlib_629]

We are back again with yet another bait which promises to turn out well for all parties involved. ALMOST all parties

I've been busy with changing jobs and whatnot and settling into random different projects of mine. But I haven't stopped baiting at all. At one point I was working a 7am - 7pm shift and during my lunch break I'd be over there grinding away at lads. They didn't like it any and complained I was too slow, but I did manage to prolong the baits even further and grab up piggies whenever I could.

One of my old lads who I haven't published here, Seyi the Blackmailer, has returned.

I met Seyi through Reddit back in April. A Redditor posted that he had just been sextorted by a person he met on a social media app. So I contacted the lad's account and pretended to fall for the trick. Eventually, I confessed that I was trolling him, but then I made the bait actually go somewhere. I told him I was an American looking for a Nigerian scam partner and was simply blown away by his intelligence and I had to have him be my partner. Flattered and calmed by the promise of being sent wealthy victims' contact details, Seyi joined up with my corrupt American character, who I'll call Dondi. Dondi immediately provided him with some victims (myself and my baiting friends on alternate accounts) and he began romance scamming them.

Seyi was awful. He planned to romance all our female characters, get them to send naked pics, and then blackmail them with the pictures for money. He was actually in our chats laughing about what a clever idea this was, ticked me the heck off.

Eventually, none of the clients ever paid up, and then Dondi fell in love with one of the clients, Alice. This made Seyi mad, especially since he per his own admission, hates women. To make matters worse, Alice's niece, May (myself again), began stalking him on his email, saying she would expose him for a Nigerian scammer. He was terrified of May, so eventually he vanished, and we did as well. The bait ended sometime around mid-June and I began to forget about evil little Seyi.

Then, He just returned September 28th, all ready to be linked up with a new client. Here's part of our introductory conversation with each other (Seyi in RED, Dondi in BLUE:

Hi boss please is me your boy that we work together since April about some church work and some dating work I hope you remember me please I want you to forgive me that I didn’t check up on you I sick I terrible sick that why I just feel better now please boss I want you to reply me please I will be happy if you reply me please boss I am begging you please sir please

Damn, you're back!! What happened to you kid?

Boss I got an accident and I end up in coma my phone lost so I try to login my email to find your email when I wake up last month so I just login one and I see your email that why I text you boss I want us to back please let work together I enjoy working with you together that time boss please let back together please am begging you in the name of god everything just hard for me this days so I want you to pick me along back please boss please I will do anything sir. I have text you on google chat also but I don’t see your reply boss please I have change a lot now sir please

Of course, I'm such a kind Boss I accepted Seyi back again.

According to him, he was in a car wreck, and banged his head open and was in a coma and the driver died. Scamming has been very hard for him ("you need good connect for blackmail") and he blames it all on my computer genius character May, who he thinks has cursed him. With that, we picked up right where we left off - finding people to scam. I set him up with a young gullible college girl named Chloe (myself), and he is happily scamming her as a fake military man based out in Ukraine.

We have our characters -

• Dondi - The "Boss", me. He's trying to live an honest life but still cuts up. Has a girlfriend Alice, Seyi's last victim (also me). Seyi loves him and follows orders from him.

• Chloe - The client, a random 20 year old girl who just broke up with her abusive boyfriend. Lonely and an easy target for a scam.

• Seyi - The lad. Hates women, loves scamming, somehow got himself a girlfriend in real life.

• Abigail - Character Seyi uses to seduce men online for romance scams.

On September the 30th, some action happened out of the blue.

Seyi messaged me in the morning all ready to go scam Chloe and then asked me what a "trans boy" was. Turns out, someone he was romance scamming described themselves as a trans boy to his Abigail character. They'd progressed far enough that Seyi had promised them that they'd meet up for a night of making love. I quickly took over control of the scam and prompted Seyi on what to say. I had him telling the victim that he'd be coming over in his lingerie. The client in return requested "Abigail" buy her a strap-on off of Amazon, which was agreed to. Seyi told me that he planned to pretend to buy the strap-on, and then charge the woman fees for shipping imaginary products.

I thought I'd made him look ridiculous by giving him grammatically wrong messages to send, but since the woman seemed to be happily going along with the scam, I was confused. I then realized some odd turns of phrase in the person's texting and they seemed TOO happy to be getting "Abigail" over to their house in person. So wondering if this person was a romance lad or baiter, I had a friend reach out to their email and ask if they were baiting.

The person replied in the affirmative, confirming they knew it was a lad and that they were messing with Seyi.

Shortly after, the scam collapsed. "Abigail" was blabbering about some fee for Amazon, and the baiter replied "How stupid to you think I am? Fuck u". And thus ended the exchange with Seyi wondering what on earth he did wrong. I obviously didn't inform him.

Seyi thus, having no other clients, went back to talking to Chloe under the "military man in Ukraine" side of his persona. She quickly developed a slight crush on him. I had Chloe casually mention one day that she's sending Apple Cards to her friend Danae in Atlanta. She has never met Danae.

Now in this world, Danae is actually another lad pretending to be an American. The lad is my own creation, he has no name or backstory. He's just there to cause unease without actually doing anything. However, when Chloe mentioned Danae, Seyi came to me and said:

It is a yahoo guy. I can bet the yahoo guy go later BM this girl (blackmail). If you see a rich one that is how they do. They will start sending nudes to each other soon. Actually, I think maybe they have been sending. That yahoo boy just want to collect her full details before he does the BM. Am fucking sad rn All the stress, This one don carry soap We need to ask fast as soon as possible, he is using juju to blackmail clients.

I have no idea where he got this, but without my assistance he created a whole new character - the magically powered expert blackmailer. As of now, Juju Guy/Danae has no knowledge of Seyi's existing. And Seyi told Chloe to be very careful and not tell Danae what's happening. Thus, Seyi has shown himself to be paranoid, which will probably come in handy later in the bait.

At this point in time, a friend of mine had hopped into the bait using her character "Sherane". This later took an interesting twist.

So as of that point in time, Seyi had no clients who weren't baiting him. He however started slowing down and then told me he feels depressed and wants to travel somewhere. Apparently he didn't even really read the texts the clients sent.

So I let Seyi sleep for four hours. And he slept, then woke up and watched a movie to pass the time until Chloe texted. Chloe wrote and told Seyi she feels attached to him and has been lonely and drinking since her boyfriend left her. Seyi did exactly as I had hoped, and took full advantage pulling out his copy-paste scripts about loving you forever, and love is a many feathered thing, and that sort of nonsense. It ended with them trading heart emojis and Chloe heading to bed.

So, long story short, they are now "dating" and Seyi thinks he can scam Chloe by Tuesday. However, he is worried about whoever the lad posing as Danae is. He said he plans to confront Chloe about Danae, her "friend", and order her to block the fake woman. He is also paranoid that May the computer hacker girl from the last time we baited him might still be hanging around. He said "I hate that girl from her head to her toe. If I was there I will verbally abuse her, make her feel like dirt".

In the next installment, I will detail how exactly Seyi is going about billing his clients. Hopefully this bait goes somewhere, the disappearance of him back in June was no fun at all.

[Madlib_629]

To continue where we left off in our story...

Seyi continued to romance Chloe under the persona of a soldier in Ukraine, with the aim of blackmailing her with nudes in the end. And then he came up with the plan for how to collect money BEFORE the blackmail script went into effect. It was very stupid in a way, and rather old-fashioned, but he went with it anyways.

Seyi, under his solider guise, told Chloe that while he was on expedition in a Russian occupied area of Ukraine he had found a box full of gold. Per his own words:

Love, we were on patrol tonight and in a cave with the Russian commander, there was a lot of gold...I know you may not believe me, but it is actual real life gold. We've split the gold up into trunk boxes for safekeeping, and I asked if I could send mine overseas and they gave permission.

So right now, I have the trunkbox of gold here with me and I'm so worried it will fall into the wrong hands. You are the only person I trust with an amount of this greatness. If you could hold it for me that would be lovely, if not, sorry I inconvenienced you.

There's no place to store such a trunkbox in the camp like I said. So I must ship it to your house. Will you keep it safe for me until I return? I ask only that you accept custody, promise absolute secrecy, and be prepared to store the chest in the most boring spot you can find.

I will be home in due course to reclaim it and we will see each other in person and have a lovely night together Until then, your name alone will be the key to this small fortune.

Upon an eager request for further details from Chloe, Seyi added:

The chest will be disguised as a boring shipment of Amazon goods. It will come through Amazon because they ship Amazon here at the embassy. We will mark it “Instructions for Knot-Tying.”

Chloe happily agreed to recieve her long-distance boyfriend' box full of gold and Seyi went ahead with the rest of the scam, where he impersonated Amazon themselves using a Gmail address. This email soon touched down in Chloe's inbox:

GOOD MORNING VALUED CUSTOMER CHLOE:

This is to officially inform you that your package has arrived at our exporting center in Kyiv, Ukraine. Currently, due to the massive spike in tariffs from the Government of Donald Trump, there have been problems in getting your package (ONE TRUNKBOX) out of Ukraine to your house address as the customs taxes have not yet been paid on it. I want you to know that you have 48hours to rectify this error now.

Let us know if you are still interested in getting your package delivered to you today. As we have been waiting to hear from you to enable our driver to get to your home address without missing his way. For your information, the delivery man with your package is not aware of the tariff problem and will discard your package if the fee is not paid in a timely fashion. You are advised not to waste his time at the airport so that he would not be stranded in any way because he will return if he finds out that you are not doing anything to get him over to your house.

To enable him to know that you are the rightful owner of the Consignment Boxes to avoid delivering the Consignment to the wrong person please pay the fee of $1,500 dollars in American money. We will give you the directions on where to transfer the funds once you have responded positively to this email. Thank you.

MR. SUSAN SNOWDEN
AMAZON, KYIV UKRAINE OFFICES

Chloe said she couldn't possibly pay that much, so Seyi claimed he'd paid for it - but only part of it. And to make matters worse, this poor army guy had used his entire paycheck for this package. So Amazon wrote again:

GOOD MORNING VALUED CUSTOMER CHLOE:

This is to officially inform you that your package has been paid for by Mr. <Seyi the Blackmailer>, the sender of it. $1,200 of the payment has been covered by him. We are still waiting on the amount of $300 to complete the payment and then your trunkbox will be swiftly delivered to you at your home address.

Despite the economic problems in your region, this fee is unavoidable and must be paid within 24hr to avoid dissolution of the trunkbox. Per new rules enacted governing transit of international packages, you must be prepared to make the payment in a timely and sensible manner. We apologize in advance for any inconvenience this might cause you.

Please remember that Amazon Shipping will be forced to discard your package if the fee is not paid in a timely fashion. You are advised to please pay the fee of $300 dollars in American monies as soon as possible. We will give you the directions on where to transfer the funds once you have responded positively to this email. Thank you.

MR. SUSAN SNOWDEN
AMAZON, KYIV UKRAINE OFFICES

Seyi then proceeded to try and get Chloe to buy a card online. I was rather confused on how to handle this, and then Seyi messed up himself. He told Dondi (paraphrase from memory) that "There's a certain gift card site which can eat the money, I hope she doesn't use that". So of course I had Chloe use that. She "lost" her money to the site, and Seyi was exasperated and upset.

However, he decided to get up and try again, so, calming Chloe down, he told her to tomorrow just try $200. Chloe agreed, and Seyi went to sleep last night happily expecting $200 dollars in his account by the morning.

On the morning of October 6th, 2025, Seyi was so happy he took his friend, another lad who I'd met the previous time I baited Seyi. I will call him Lamar, and went into the city proper to look for a house which he planned to buy with Chloe's money (I think he went into Lagos, unsure though). Everything was going fine. Lamar was in good health and Seyi sent a couple videos of himself riding on the back of Lamar's motorcycle. Then trouble started.

Danae, the fake lad from last time, suddenly messaged Chloe saying she had broken her leg, and needed $500 for medical bills ASAP. Obviously, the broken leg took priority over the box of gold, and Chloe prepared to send her friend the funds.

Seyi saw Chloe's message explaining what was going on while out of town, but due to being in transit and not having good network coverage, he couldn't respond, just inform Dondi and say that he was very, very worried. It must've been a truly miserable ride back home for him

Once he got home, he promptly launched into a tirade of insults and gaslighting against chloe, calling her all sorts of names and claiming that she never loved him and on and on and on. It was only when Chloe told him she was shocked at his behaviour that he deleted all the messages and calmed down begging for forgiveness. Unfortunately, Chloe had left, it was too late.

Seyi came into my Dondi account crying and wailing and declaring he had messed up royally and saying Dondi was mad at him, ignoring my repeated insistence I was not:

I knew it when you are mad at me I know you are mad at me and I am beating my mind for my self right now for saying what I said to the girl I really angry because she is the one say for sure yesterday that she will get us the card and stupid Deana come up and says she got stupid accident and she start acting nonsense that why I type that to her i don’t know it will lead up to that.

Boss what I want you to know that if Deane haven’t poisoned this girl heart to us she won’t just ignore cause of what I said that have planed it already Deane will have told her to broke up with me so don’t blame me too much boss I swear is not that my fault much and if she doesn’t pay us again boss we still have long way to go together we still have a lot of work to do together

We still have many things to run out together don’t let this Comon 200$ spoil our relationship I kw this make you mad but I want you to know what will be good at the end will bad at the first I want you to kw that boss., so just because of this I ask for your forgiveness it won’t happen again i promise with my whole life you will be collected the money first and remove your share first no matter what happens as from today i promise with my soul boss am fr unless you told me to take the money first but I won’t take first again i promise am sorry my boss this mistake won’t happen again please

Let this pass boss abeg and make we had a new life new work new CL new rise New success and i promise there won’t be no mess up this time around

Ain’t happy for this and u too still make me feel like I am nothing you put the blame on me no problem then

He then went offline, ignoring my messages, and my later phone calls.

Chloe messaged later asking if he would like to talk. No dice.

So he is either sulking somewhere or he's completely given up the whole scam. We shall see soon enough!

[Punchbox]

Wonderful, brilliant baiting! Let's hope Seyi still has some more mileage left in him