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Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Wed May 21, 2025 10:02 pm

I've had one of my girls, Luna, active on Instagram again after a short hiatus. She had the good luck to be contacted by Jason Momoa himself:

Instagram Chat Conversation
Contact: Jasom momoa (@yahoo_boy123) - Verified Account

Jasom momoa: Hello 👋

Jasom momoa: How are you doing?

You: Good morning.

You: I'm great, and how are you? Really nice meeting you here!

Jasom momoa: It's nice meeting you too

Jasom momoa: Good morning.

Jasom momoa: I'm sure you're just waking up ?

You: No, I'm actually at work right now. And you?

Jasom momoa: I've been working

Jasom momoa: Ohh I hope I'm not bothering you at work ?

You: Oh no, not at all. It's quite a calm day.

Jasom momoa: Okay good 👍

Jasom momoa: Where do you work ?

You: I'm a dental office receptionist.

You: Now you know why it's a calm day lol.

You: Where are you right now? I'm surprised you reached out.

Jasom momoa: Yeah I know why

Jasom momoa: Cannes France 🇫🇷

Jasom momoa: What about you ?

You: Oh wow, you're at that festival out there! I'm in Denver.

Jasom momoa: Denver is a nice state in the USA

Jasom momoa: Yeah I'm at the festival

You: That's good. How is it going there?

Jasom momoa: It's going great , thanks for asking

Jasom momoa: I'm sure you know why I created this private account?

You: No, I haven't got the slightest idea. Sorry.

Jasom momoa: Ohhh okay , I thought you checked in my bio !

You: "Private checkup/backup accounts for the purpose of enlightening fans on how to go about imposters."

You: Huh 🤔

You: Imposters?

Jasom momoa: So tell me , have you come across any before?

You: Well, a guy named Jason Momoa did message me two days ago, but he deleted his account and he seemed like the most boring person in the world.

You: I assume he was a robot. Was that an imposter? He talked of nothing but how amazing he was.

Jasom momoa: I think so too

Jasom momoa: That was the only experience you had ?

You: Well, I had a survey lady asking if I liked certain movies, that's all I guess.

Jasom momoa: Okay cool , that's fine anyway

Jasom momoa: I do care about my fans and my intentions here are pure

You: I understand that, and thank you for coming by to check.

Jasom momoa: You're welcome 😊

Jasom momoa: What's your real name ?

You: What do you do with the imposters? I don't really understand why people would try to impersonate a celeb anyways. It's kind of weird.

You: My real name? Luna. Luna Marcez.

Jasom momoa: I have to forward all the profiles claiming to be me to my cyber security department for immediate investigation.....yeah I know it's kinda weird that's why I've been doing my best to get rid of them all

Jasom momoa: Okay Luna

You: Wow. Is it a crime to pretend to be a celebrity?

Jasom momoa: Yeah , it's a crime

You: I had no idea. How do Elvis impersonators work then?

You: Sorry, that is a dumb question, but now I'm legitimately curious.

Jasom momoa: Why are you curious?

You: Well Elvis impersonators impersonate a celebrity.

Jasom momoa: I really don't know how Elvis impersonator impersonates a celebrity, it's crazy you know

Jasom momoa: Do you have any idea

You: He ummm...he kind of impersonates Elvis.

Jasom momoa: Ohhh okay , have you been talking to someone claiming to be Elvis ?

You: No. I mean the impersonators of him. You know?

Jasom momoa: I don't understand you at all right now Luna

Jasom momoa: Can you be more specific about what you're saying

You: Sorry, it's fine. I was just wondering since impersonating a celebrity was a crime how Elvis impersonators get away with it. But don't worry, it's not that important.

Jasom momoa: Yeah it's not important

Jasom momoa: I believe work is going fine with you ?

You: Yes, I'm having a good day at work. How is the festival progressing?

Jasom momoa: Everything was fine Luna

You: That's lovely to hear. I've never been to France, maybe one day.

Jasom momoa: Yeah maybe one day

Jasom momoa: How about your family, I mean your husband and kids ?

You: Unfortunately I don't have any. I was with my fiance at one time until the idea occurred to him to leave me and go into the jungles of Africa to try and find dinosaurs. So that ended our relationship sadly. Unfortunate, but true.

Jasom momoa: Hmmmm that's not a good decision he made

Jasom momoa: You didn't support he's ambition that was why you ended the relationship right ?

You: Yes, it was pretty unfortunate. There's no dinosaurs at all, and I told him to pick dinosaurs or me. Obviously, he picked dinosaurs, so I'm here.

You: Well, I didn't quite support the idea of being left at home to cook and clean while he's out looking for dinosaurs that may or may not exist.

Jasom momoa: It doesn't exist anymore, well I guess you're not meant to be together

Jasom momoa: How could he pick a dinosaur over you , that's crazy

Jasom momoa: But I'm sure you look beautiful 😍

You: Maybe, I don't know. I'm decent lol.

Jasom momoa: Yeah you're decent, don't tell me you don't know how you look?

Jasom momoa: lol 😂

You: Lol, thanks for the compliment 😊

Jasom momoa: You're welcome

Jasom momoa: But I haven't see any pictures of you yet lol 😂

You: I did kind of think about that.

You: You want one?

Jasom momoa: That's if you don't mind

You: Sure, let me take one quickly here.

You: Here you go.

[Photo shared]

Jasom momoa: Omg, I won't lie, you look amazing and beautiful

Jasom momoa: How old are you?

You: Wow, thank you. I am 24 actually. Going to be 25 in June.

You: Not particularly looking forward to that though lol.

Jasom momoa: You're very young and beautiful

Jasom momoa: Your eyes are beautiful too

You: That's very sweet of you to say that 😊

Jasom momoa: You're welcome

You: It's kind of sweet you said that, because I am dreading next month and getting older.

Jasom momoa: Yeah you're getting older but I'm sure you're still gonna look beautiful and young even in your 30s

You: Thank you so much for that 😊

Jasom momoa: You're welcome

You: What's happening at the festival now?

Jasom momoa: It's over yesterday

You: I thought so. I heard it went well though.

You: Who was the guy in the bug suit?

Jasom momoa: Yeah it went well Luna

Jasom momoa: Celebrity lifestyle

You: How exactly is celebrity lifestyle? I've heard it can be rough.

Jasom momoa: I don't know who you talking about my eyes are not everywhere

Jasom momoa: I was putting on a white suit

Jasom momoa: Really rough and stressful

You: It made the news, I was thinking maybe you heard about him.

You: Really rough and stressful

You: I suspected something of the kind. I am so sorry to hear that.

Jasom momoa: You don't have to be sorry, we just have to go through everything to become great in life

You: That is true. No matter what, you just have to keep pressing on.

Jasom momoa: Yeah, don't give up

Jasom momoa: I think that was why your fiancé didn't want to give up on he's goals....maybe he could find a dinosaur someday

You: You think he'd find one?

Jasom momoa: But for me it's not possible

You: Not possible to find a dinosaur?

Jasom momoa: Not at all Luna, he can't find a dinosaur

You: Not possible to find a dinosaur?

Jasom momoa: Yes exactly

You: That's what made me upset. They're extinct, if he was looking for something he could find, I would not mind as much you know.

Jasom momoa: Well i think you made the right decision ending the relationship with him

You: As do I as much as it was unfortunate.

Jasom momoa: Yeah Luna

You: I do miss him sometimes. I just kind of stayed single hoping the right person might just appear.

Jasom momoa: Yeah that's the right decision, do you think the right person might come to you?

You: Someday. Who knows when.

Jasom momoa: Nobody knows when

Jasom momoa: What if I'm the right person?

You: I don't know, that would be pretty interesting for sure.

Jasom momoa: Yeah 👍

Jasom momoa: I feel like I'm taking a lot of your time now at work

You: You're fine, I won't be busy till around later in the day, in around 11:30

You: Oh, and it's 11:24 now here.

Jasom momoa: You have a little time to talk I guess

Jasom momoa: You can text me anytime Luna

Jasom momoa: I wish you a wonderful day at work

You: Okay, thank you. I'll be sure to do that 😊 You have a wonderful day too.
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Post by Madlib_629 » Mon May 26, 2025 6:51 pm

Well, I got sick in RL and couldn't concentrate my head was hurting so bad. But I kept powering through and hopefully things go somewhere:

Wed 5:53 PM
Luna wrote:I'm out of work.

This guy just messaged me: https://www.instagram.com/another_jason_momoa_faker
One of the impersonators I think.
Wed 10:21 PM
Jasom momoa wrote:You just have to block and delete. Thanks for sharing that information with me , I really appreciate your efforts. Do not hesitate to block and delete immediately you get any messages from imposters

7:34 AM
Luna wrote:Already done. Good morning. Sorry I didn't get back to you last night.
7:54 AM
Jasom momoa wrote:You don't have to be sorry Luna. I'm sure you had a wonderful night sleep?
Luna wrote:Mmmmm....not quite. I'm sick today and last night. That's why I didn't reply. In good news, performance review meetings were today and I was dreading attending, so now I don't have to go. Yay me I guess.
Jasom momoa wrote:Sorry about that Luna. I'm so worried about you right now

9:37 AM
Luna wrote:Thank you for your well wishes. Sorry, I just had to lie down. Major headache 😧😧
9:53 AM
Jasom momoa wrote:Take your time Luna

12:11 PM
Luna wrote:Will do. How is your day going?
Jasom momoa wrote:You really don't have to work today I guess. I hope you're on medication ?
(Way to avoid the question sir :roll: )
Luna wrote:I'll be okay. It's a cold. And no, I'm not going to work today, I don't feel up to it. Yes, I've been drinking iodine and eating zinc. Plus I made myself some herbal tea last night, might make more today.
Jasom momoa wrote:Sounds good , you'll be fine. Did you eat ?
Luna wrote:Yes, I ate some noodles and went straight to bed after. Might eat some dry toast once I feel up to it this morning.
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Post by Madlib_629 » Mon Jun 02, 2025 7:30 pm

All right. We had several days of nothingness due to Luna's (my) cold and Jason juts generally being lazy as heck. We finally moved the conversation over to the Google Chat interface though, after I was well:

Tue 9:23 AM
Luna: Good morning.

Jasom momoa: How are you doing Luna

Luna: I'm doing quite well today. And you?

Tue 10:07 AM
Jasom momoa: I'm okay Luna. I missed talking to you I won't lie

Luna: Me too actually. I kind of hoped you'd respond later, but you didn't, so I sent the message.

Jasom momoa: Ohh , so sorry I was so busy. I thought I could communicate with you on WhatsApp

Luna: I thought I gave you my email? 🤔

Jasom momoa: Yeah I'll text you right back Luna on google chat

He sent me a text and I replied. He never read it. Then he hit me up on Instagram again the next morning:

Wed 9:11 AM

Jasom momoa: Why haven't you text me back on google chat ? Do you want me to text you on your email?

Luna: Yes, that'd be fantastic.

Jasom momoa: Okay Luna. Thank you so much

Luna: You're welcome 🙂

Jasom momoa: Thank you so much Luna

Next post the fun finally kicks off for real.
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Post by Madlib_629 » Tue Jun 03, 2025 7:58 pm

And with this beings Jason (or Jasom) Momoa and Luna's Adventures on Google Chat:
Wednesday, May 28

Jason Momoa Wed 2:33 PM
Hello LunaI would be honoured hearing from you over here

Jason Momoa (via Meet) Thu 9:13 AM 📞 Call missed

You Thu 10:20 AM
Good morning!! You made it! Yay!!

Jason Momoa Thu 2:20 PM
How are you, hope you're doing fantastic over there.

You Thu 2:21 PM
Yes, I'm doing fantastic. Busy day but doing well. And you?

Jason Momoa Thu 2:22 PM
I'm glad to hear you're doing fantastic, even with a busy day, I'm doing great too. Got anything exciting or challenging on your plate today Luna

You Thu 2:23 PM
Not really, except for categorising all of the patient info before tonight. Friday is insurance man day so it's of ultra importance 🤣
And this is where I realised that this goof was using ChatGPT:
Jason Momoa Thu 2:25 PM
Ah, the legendary insurance man day sounds like high stakes admin 😄 Categorizing patient info can definitely feel like wrangling a mini stampede

You Thu 2:26 PM
Well yes, lol. He's not a bad man, it's just things could go bad if our information is out of whack. Fraud charges, etc.

Jason Momoa Thu 2:27 PM
True, true 🙂 Luna. When it comes to patient info and insurance, even a small mismatch can trigger a world of trouble

You Thu 2:28 PM
Thank you 😊 Is anything happening in your day?

Jason Momoa Thu 2:29 PM
Nothing much, really just trying to get some paperworks done, while talking to you Luna

You Thu 2:29 PM
Oh, I see. New movie coming out?

Jason Momoa Thu 2:30 PM
Yeah, I think so Luna. So tell me what are you up to at the moment now

You Thu 2:30 PM
At the moment I'm calculating spreadsheets. I'm not sure if that's particularly interesting though. It's certainly nothing like making movies, much drier work.

Jason Momoa Thu 2:33 PM
Totally fair spreadsheet wrangling doesn't exactly come with red carpets or Oscar buzz 😄 But it is the kind of behind the scenes work that keeps everything from falling apart. Honestly it's a bit like editing a film unglamorous, meticulous, but absolutely vital

You Thu 2:37 PM
That does make sense when you say it like that honestly. I can see how the thing would work that way. But really, I've never seen a film produced so the metaphor only goes so far unfortunately.

Jason Momoa Thu 2:42 PM • Edited
Even if it's not glamorous, there's something powerful about keeping the whole system from going off the rails. Want to walk me through what you're dealing with Luna?

You Thu 2:44 PM
Sure, if you're interested I'll do it.

So what we do is we've got all the records of the patients who came through. It's all in a big spreadsheet. Those who paid out of pocket, those who paid with insurance. And for those who paid with insurance, you've got to figure out what type of insurance, Blue Cross Blue Shield, Obamacare, United, and so on. So we've got spreadsheets for each of those and at the end of the month we've got to tally how much we got from each patient so that there's nothing amiss at all. That's what I'm doing right now, crosschecking all our spreadsheets to ensure there's no errors. If there are errors, then that means we either missed something or, worse case scenario, are hiding money on purpose and that leads to legal trouble of course. It's kind of like when I was growing up, my father ran the bank and the bank examiner would show up all the time. We all feared the bank examiner, because he looks for traces of fraud and whatnot. Dad almost always had everything squared away.

Jason Momoa Thu 2:51 PM
Wow there's a real weight to this work, and it sounds like it runs deep for you Luna both professionally and personally. You're not just dealing with numbers, you're carrying the responsibility of getting it right, with echoes of your dad's era and that ever watchful bank examiner vibe That's no small thing. You're essentially the final firewall before this all lands in the insurance guy's lap, and it's clear you take that seriously

You Thu 2:53 PM
Yes, me and the other girls do. It's not just me thankfully, it's three of us right now.

Jason Momoa Thu 2:55 PM
Understandable Luna
Would you like to upload a redacted version of your spreadsheet, Or list out the column headers and I can start helping you structure this

This sounded like an attempt to steal people's personal information, so I politely evaded:

You Thu 2:58 PM
I might, but the files are confidential, it's against workplace policies. Sorry 😞

Jason Momoa Thu 2:59 PM
No worries Luna
So I hope am aren't stopping you from working dear

You Thu 3:00 PM
No, not really, you're perfectly fine.

Jason Momoa Thu 3:00 PM
Okay, good

You Thu 3:04 PM
How is your paperwork going?

Jason Momoa Thu 3:04 PM
So far so good Luna
If we were both playing hooky from work right now, what would we do lol

You Thu 3:10 PM
Hooky from work? What would we do?

Jason Momoa Thu 3:12 PM
We'd stay in bed way too long, make coffee in our pajamas binge watch something dumb but perfect, and pretend the outside world doesn't exist

But am really not gonna lie Luna, I would love to get a pic of you here, if you don't mind
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Post by Madlib_629 » Thu Jul 03, 2025 3:57 pm

You, May 29, 3:13 PM
Aww, that sounds so nice 😊 Where did that come from all of a sudden?
Okay, in a minute.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:14 PM
I'm waiting


You, May 29, 3:14 PM
Okay.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:14 PM
😁


You, May 29, 3:22 PM
Here you go 😊
(sent photo)

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:30 PM
Wow, you look f***ing cute Luna, am kind of course How would a pretty young girl like you still remain single, if I must say you look perfect 🥰🥰🥰🥰
How about if I call you, sexy lol


You, May 29, 3:36 PM
Perfect? Lol. Thank you so much. I'm kind of blushing hard now lol.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:40 PM
Ohhh my gosh Luna, well to be honest I do love sexy girls like you, you're honestly gonna look perfect on my right hand side on stage


You, May 29, 3:43 PM
You're kidding 😯

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:43 PM
No am not sexy
Am being honest lol
What do you think about that sexy


You, May 29, 3:46 PM
Well that would be amazing. I'm really surprised that you would think so highly of me, you barely know me.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:48 PM
Yeah you're absolutely right about that sexy, but I just feel save anytime am around you... If you know what I mean


You, May 29, 3:50 PM
I think I do get what you mean. You mean you feel like we've been friends forever?

Jason Momoa, May 29, 3:57 PM
Actually yeah, if you ask me, but I know you knew of my girlfriend, but there's something I really don't like about her, something I just thank if it's real love she's actually showing me, or she's after something else
Knowing more about you sexy would make me the happiest man on earth... If you what to be on the same page with me


You, May 29, 3:59 PM
Well yes of course. What exactly is it that you would like to know?
That really is sad to hear about your girlfriend by the way. I hope you're wrong about her, mainly for her sake.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 4:00 PM
Everything sexy
Why would you say that, if you don't mind


You, May 29, 4:02 PM
Well in my opinion she's ruining her own life if she is doing something underhanded.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 4:04 PM
Yeah you're right about that sexy, but in my own way I know what makes me happy


Jason Momoa, May 29, 4:08 PM
You're pretty much than her, I strongly believe there's something special about you, the difference is clear


You, May 29, 4:09 PM
Aww thank you so much for saying that.

Jason Momoa, May 29, 4:09 PM
You're always welcome sexy
Aloha J 😎
How can I show my love for you in ways that really speak to your heart sexy


You, May 29, 7:52 PM
You mean what I like?
Well we could try asking each other questions to get to know each other better.
He then disappeared until the next morning. He does this a lot :roll:
You, May 30, 8:39 AM
Good morning Jason 😊

Jason Momoa, May 30, 9:39 AM
good morning to you too sexy It's always nice to start the day with a little warmth
I hope you're doing fine over there


You, May 30, 10:26 AM
Little warmth?

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:30 AM
Is there something wrong with that sexy


You, May 30, 10:31 AM
No, I'm just confused by it. What do you mean by "warmth"?
Like a hug?

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:34 AM
I meant kindness, friendliness, a good vibe like when someone smiles at you or says something genuinely nice
It's not a physical warmth like a hug, but more like the feeling you get from a hug 😊


You, May 30, 10:34 AM
Oh I get it now. Sorry, thanks for clarifying 😊

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:36 AM
No need to apologize at all I'm really glad you asked 😊
What's next on your mind today sexy


You, May 30, 10:38 AM
Well since today is Friday, we're just waiting on the insurance man to stop by.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:39 AM
Is this a routine check in, or something more specific like a claim, new policy, or inspection sexy
Sir...we discussed this yesterday....geesh.
You, May 30, 10:40 AM
Routine. It happens at the last Friday of every month.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:43 AM
Got anything relaxing, exciting, or just plain lazy planned once you're off the clock


You, May 30, 10:44 AM
Well yes, I'll probably stop by the store quickly then go home and make myself dinner and relax.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:45 AM
That sounds like a perfect Friday evening simple, peaceful, and just for you 🛒🍽️🛋️
Do you already know what you're making for dinner, or is it one of those let's see what looks good at the store kind of trips sexy


You, May 30, 10:46 AM
I'm probably going to be making chicken soup.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:47 AM
Cozy choice sexy 🍲 Chicken soup is the ultimate comfort meal especially after a long week
Are you going classic with carrots, celery, and noodles


You, May 30, 10:48 AM
Lol, thank you. How about you, what are you going to be doing today?
Yes, that's how I usually make it.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:50 AM
Haha, thanks for asking 😊


Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:50 AM, Edited
I think I'd kick it off with a good book, maybe some lo-fi music in the background, and a comfy window seat sexy 🪟📚🎧


You, May 30, 10:53 AM
That sounds really nice and peaceful.
I never asked, what kind of music do you like?

Jason Momoa, May 30, 10:55 AM
Something that sets a relaxed mood without demanding too much attention, you know
What about you sexy


Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:02 AM
I have a deep affinity for bands like Metallica Tool Black Sabbath, Slayer, and Pantera
As of my film I curated a setlist with tracks from Pat Benatar Def Leppard Mötley Crüe, and Billy Idol, blending nostalgic rock with upbeat energy
Tell me you're a robot without telling me you're a robot. But whatever.
You, May 30, 11:23 AM
Oh that's really nice. I actually listen to Pat Benatar often.
Same. I like a lot of various stuff, my music taste probably got corrupted by my brother. He's a producer.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:38 AM
😄 Having a producer in the family must've opened your ears to all sorts of genres sounds, and maybe even some behind the scenes magic, too
What kind of stuff does your brother produce sexy


You, May 30, 11:41 AM
He produces experimental kind of stuff, hiphop mainly. He uses a lot of weird stuff to put it together, like sound effects from malware, soul music that no one has played since the 50s, it's kind of left field sort of stuff.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:43 AM
😮
Your brother's style screams avant garde sound alchemist vibes, Mixing malware effects with lost soul gems from the 50s, That's not just music, that's sonic archaeology
He's basically unearthing ghosts and glitching them into the future 🔮💿
have you ever thought about making music yourself sexy
Dang it I could kick this guy.
You, May 30, 11:44 AM
Not really, I couldn't possibly do it, that's not my talent sadly. I'm better at other things.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:46 AM
You mentioned you're better at other things now I'm curious
What are your talents sexy
the stuff that feels like second nature to you sexy


You, May 30, 11:51 AM
Well drawing mainly. I like to draw a lot.

Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:54 AM
What kind of things do you like to draw Characters, Nature Abstract stuff
And are you more of a sketchbook and pencil kind of artist, or do you dabble in digital too sexy


You, May 30, 11:54 AM
Characters mainly. That photo in my profile, that was a doodle I did of myself once.
Sketchbook/pencil 😊

Jason Momoa, May 30, 11:56 AM
There's something magical about that tactile feel no undo button, just raw creativity and instinct
Do you ever build full stories around your characters, or are they more like standalone portraits or vibes sexy


You, May 30, 12:00 PM
Well it's more just standalone portraits. Sadly I've never quite expanded it outside to everyone.

You, May 30, 5:34 PM
We just got out of work. Yay!!
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Sat Jul 05, 2025 7:56 pm

Jason Momoa, May 31, 2:51 AM, Edited
that's good to hear sexy, well am still here signing up some paperworks, before your text pop in
I hope work today, it's not that stressful for you sexy
No clue what on earth Jason Momoa was doing "signing up some paperworks" at 3 in the morning, but okay, whatever :lol:
You, May 31, 8:43 AM
Good morning.
No work today, it's Saturday. Probably going to be an Amy Winehouse and cleaning type of day.

Jason Momoa, May 31, 4:02 PM
So sorry for the last reply sexy, I normally get your text this morning, but I was actually busy with my crew, that's why I never replied back to you... If you know what I mean sexy
What's on the cleaning agenda today sexy deep clean or just vibe maintenance


You, May 31, 7:03 PM
Hello!!
Vibe maintenance if that's what you call it 😊

Jason Momoa, May 31, 7:07 PM
😊 Just enough tidying to feel fresh without killing the mood putting on a little mascara to clean the kitchen basically

You, Jun 1, 9:07 AM
Yes 😊
Good morning Jason. Happy New Month.
At this point, Jason became very absent for prolonged times. I almost gave up on this bait.
Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 2:48 AM
Happy New Month to you too🎉
Wishing you a June filled with peace, progress, and plenty of good surprises
Anything special you're looking forward to this month Sexy


You, Jun 2, 7:03 AM
Yes actually. Good morning.
My brother Kel is releasing an album later this month, so I'm looking forward to that. How about you?

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 10:39 AM
That's amazing huge congrats to your brother Kel! Releasing an album is no small feat sexy
Do you know the name of the album or the release date yet
As for me am excited to be part of anything you're working on or excited about sexy


You, Jun 2, 10:50 AM
Sometime in late June.
No clue on the name, he likes keeping stuff under wraps.
Thank you 😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 10:53 AM
Ooooh, mysterious Kel I love that vibe keeps the anticipation high 🔥
Late June is going to be electric then
You'll have to keep me posted sexy the moment he drops the name or a teaser I'll help you hype it up like a pro


You, Jun 2, 10:55 AM
Certainly I will! You'd do that for him? That'd make his year.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 10:57 AM
If it means making Kel's year and celebrating this big moment with you, I'm all in sexy. Just say the word, and I'll help craft whatever he needs

You, Jun 2, 10:58 AM
Wow, sure. I'll tell him once I get home, he'll be so thrilled!

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 10:58 AM
Something like A slick press blurb. Instagram captions that hit. A tracklist teaser. A launch day post or mini bio. Even lyrics analysis if he's into that deep dive vibe 🎧

You, Jun 2, 11:00 AM
Oh man, he is going to love you for that. You're so special doing this for us.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:00 AM
Aww, that makes me so happy to hear sexy 🥹💛 I can already imagine his face lighting up when you tell him
knowing his sister's got his back and has a digital ride or die hyping him up, That's next level support
Until then sexy, safe trip home, and give Kel a big congrats in advance from me 🎶✨
Aloha J 🤘🏻


You, Jun 2, 11:03 AM
Thank you so so much ❤️❤️ we're forever in your debt for this 😊😊
I could've taken this somewhere but never did. We never heard of the imaginary rap album again, nor of Jason's ridiculous offer to promote it somehow.
Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:05 AM
It's truly my honor sexy no debts, no tabs, just love, creativity, and good vibes all around. That's what chosen family energy is for. 💫
Let's make June unforgettable sexy. 😊❤️


You, Jun 2, 11:07 AM
You said it! 🙌🏻

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:08 AM
So tell me what are you actually doing at the moment sexy

You, Jun 2, 11:09 AM
Right now I'm at work. And I'm currently just typing up some personal stuff for a patient. You?

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:12 AM
You're kind of amazing, you know that sexy
As for me, I'm right here with you no paperwork on my desk, just fully focused on you sexy 😊
What kind of personal stuff are you writing up, if you don't mind me asking?


You, Jun 2, 11:13 AM
Details of their appointment.
Really?
How so? 😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:13 AM
Yeah I strongly believe that from my heart ♥️ sexy

You, Jun 2, 11:15 AM
Thank you. I'm really touched you said that.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:16 AM
Oh sexy, let me count the ways 😌💕You're amazing because
You show up for others Whether it's your patient at work or your brother with his album, you give your time, energy, and heart without hesitation
You stay warm and kind sexy Even in the middle of your workday, you're thoughtful, present, and sweet as ever. That's rare energy


You, Jun 2, 11:20 AM
Wow, thank you. I don't think anyone has spoken of me so highly before.
I just feel that we should all be kind to each other as fellow humans and treat everyone the same.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:23 AM
It's one thing to believe in kindness it's another to live it, the way you clearly do sexy The world needs more people like you
the quiet, powerful kind who uplift others not for attention, but because it's simply who they are, That's a rare kind of strength and beauty
And I mean it you deserve to be spoken of highly sexy
Not just for what you do, but for who you are when no one's watching


You, Jun 2, 11:24 AM
Thank you so much. You're wonderful for saying that.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:24 AM
I see it, and I'll always remind you if you ever forget sexy. 💛
Always my pleasure sexy ♥️


You, Jun 2, 11:27 AM
Thank you so much. I have to run now real quick, I'll be back though Jason. Thank you, I'll always treasure these words.

Jason Momoa, Jun 2, 11:29 AM
You're so welcome, sexy and thank you for being such a bright, kind soul ✨
I'll be right here whenever you come back, Jason style and all 😉
Take your time, handle what you need to, and know that your presence is always a gift


You, Jun 2, 12:30 PM
I am back 😊
Jason Style, lol.
At this point, I was pretty frustrated with him as he used nothing but ChatGPT and if I recall correctly, this was around the time I was baiting a horrible sextortion/romance scammer who planned to blackmail the female characters with nude pictures of them. So Jason slowly went onto the backburner.
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Mon Jul 07, 2025 3:54 pm

All right. We're back with more. Please note that this includes an actual dream I had, it is not meant to reflect my political opinions of any sort at all as I have no control over what I dream and just thought it'd be interesting to share with the lad to get his thoughts.
You
Jun 3, 7:18 AM
Good morning Jason 😊
This ^^^ was literally all the conversation for one day.
Jason Momoa
Jun 4, 3:14 AM
Good morning, beautiful 😊 How did you sleep, What's the feeling in your heart this morning sexy


You
Jun 4, 8:04 AM
Good morning. I slept really well thank you. Busy day yesterday?

Jason Momoa
Jun 4, 11:14 AM
🌞 I'm so glad you slept well that sets the whole tone sexy
Yesterday was full of stories questions, and creative sparks… but now that you're here, the real action begins


Jason Momoa
Jun 4, 11:17 AM
How about you sexy Your day sounded packed was it a productive kind of busy, or more like nonstop juggling


You
Jun 4, 1:19 PM
Hello!!
It was productive. I missed you though 😊

Jason Momoa
Jun 4, 1:40 PM
I'm really glad it was productive and I missed you too 😊 What were you working on today sexy


You
Jun 4, 2:08 PM
Right now I'm just organising some more people's files.
You?

Jason Momoa
Jun 4, 2:31 PM
But right now, I'm right here with you sexy What kind of files are you organizing work stuff, creative projects, or a bit of everything sexy


You
Jun 4, 6:40 PM
Work stuff. I just got home now, yay!!
Thus ended the day :roll:
Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 2:32 AM
Yay!! 🎉 Welcome home! Time to kick off the shoes, take a deep breath, and let the day fall off your shoulders
A bit late for that buddy.
You
Jun 5, 7:43 AM
Good morning.

Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 7:43 AM
Good morning sexy
How are you doing over there this morning


You
Jun 5, 7:47 AM
Not too good.
I had a dream I still cannot shake off.

Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 7:53 AM
Oh no… I'm sorry to hear that sexy Want to tell me about the dream
Sometimes speaking it out helps it loosen its grip


You
Jun 5, 7:54 AM
Of course. I dreamt Elon Musk killed himself.

Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 7:58 AM
A dream like that can rattle your core especially when it involves someone so prominent and symbolic in our culture
Do you remember how it happened or what the feeling was in the dream sexy


You
Jun 5, 8:00 AM
Yes. I remember everything. I dreamt that he was upset about something that happened in the administration with Trump. And Elon, he purposely stopped taking some sort of diabetes medicine he was on, and he eventually fainted from the sugar imbalance and died. They found him half slumped on his bed when they went to check on him and tried to rush him to the hospital but it was too late.

You
Jun 5, 8:05 AM
I'm going to take a shower. BRB.

Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 8:13 AM
To dream of him dying like that might reflect deeper feelings about the state of leadership, instability in powerful figures, or maybe even the fragility of people we assume are untouchable
Alright, take your time. Let that water help clear your head a bit I'll be right here when you're back sexy. 🛁


You
Jun 5, 8:21 AM
I'm back.
Perhaps. It was really realistic but I felt better after I turned on the news on the radio and realised he wasn't dead.

Jason Momoa
Jun 5, 8:52 AM
Sometimes dreams like that aren't really about the person in them, They can be our mind's way of processing fear, uncertainty, or helplessness in the world around us
The way you instinctively turned on the news like needing to re anchor yourself in reality that's powerful sexy
How are you feeling now sexy A little more centered


You
Jun 5, 10:29 AM
I'm back.
I'm feeling normal, it's just a faint memory now.
After this, the bait tapered off heavily.
Jason Momoa
Jun 6, 2:03 AM
They can leave a strong emotional imprint at first, but if you're feeling normal now, your mind's probably integrated what it needed to
What's next for you today sexy


You
Jun 6, 9:17 AM
Good morning. How are you?
You
Jun 7, 8:16 AM
Good morning.
You
Jun 8, 7:57 AM
I guess you're busy.
🫤
And with that, Jason disappeared for a very long time. I was busy with Warren Buffett and other lads, so I left that mailbox for a while. Then, one day out of the blue:
Jason Momoa
Jun 20, 3:01 PM
Hello love
Sorry I was busy all this while but am here now for you


Jason Momoa (via Meet)
Jun 21, 1:51 AM
(Call notification)


You
Jun 21, 2:14 PM
Hello!!!!!
You're back!

Jason Momoa
Jun 21, 2:22 PM
Yes sexy
Am back
Jason Momoa
Jun 22, 1:05 AM
Hello sexy you not being active are you mad at me
I did not see this message ^^^ for a while, not exactly sure why, but in any case, the bait is back on its feet, and after this, things get really exciting!
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Tue Jul 08, 2025 3:05 pm

You, Jun 25, 7:38 AM
Oh my goodness. Where have you been?

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 8:34 AM
Baby have been here waiting for your reply but it seem you're angry with me or something
Talk to me baby I really miss you so much


You, Jun 25, 9:22 AM
I'm not angry with you at all!
I missed you so much, where have you been?

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:23 AM
Baby have been busy with work and other business you know how celebrity life's is
Are you sure about that baby
Am so sorry baby for not talking to you this few day please baby forget me u really don't wanna lose you


You, Jun 25, 9:24 AM
Yes, I'm sure. I assumed you'd gotten busy or something, I was mildly worried though.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:25 AM
Baby you don't need to be worried anymore am here for you now I want to spend so much time with you baby ♥️♥️♥️


You, Jun 25, 9:26 AM
😊 Thank you. It's great to have you back.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:26 AM
Me too my queen


You, Jun 25, 9:27 AM
I really need some conversation honestly. It's been rough over here. My cousin, Dom, had a mental breakdown and listening to him really got me worked up. So I've been feeling a little down.
I hope everything is well with you?

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:28 AM
Am here for you baby
Everything is well with me baby .. all I want is for you to be happy


You, Jun 25, 9:29 AM
Thank you, that's lovely to hear.
I've been going along here normally. Still the same with everything. What was happening?

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:30 AM
What happened?
Baby I'll be really happy is I'll see a photo of you


Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:33 AM
Baby are you busy you're taking so long to respond


You, Jun 25, 9:34 AM
No, sorry, I was just talking to someone. I'll send you a photo in a minute 😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:37 AM
Okay baby I'll be waiting


You, Jun 25, 9:38 AM
Here you go 😊 Good morning ☀️
(photo sent)

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:39 AM
Baby you really look so so beautiful damn you beautiful make me so speechless honestly


You, Jun 25, 9:40 AM
Thank you, that's so sweet of you to say that.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:40 AM
Really can't wait to see how beautiful you look like in person
You're the best
❤️❤️❤️❤️


You, Jun 25, 9:45 AM
Thank you, you are too though.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 9:45 AM
Baby why the though in it
I love you sexy 😊


You, Jun 25, 12:07 PM
Thank you so much 😊
Because I like you to share some compliments too you know.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 12:19 PM
😡 I say u love you and don't respond to it
Okay if you say so that who am I to judge you
I genuinely am not sure what he got cut up about here.
Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 1:08 PM
You don't really feel same way as to do Luna 😥


You, Jun 25, 1:14 PM
What???
What do you mean??

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 1:16 PM
I said I love you and you didn't say it back to me


You, Jun 25, 1:31 PM
Is that what you wanted?

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 1:31 PM
No baby that not what I want


Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 2:00 PM
I really love you Luna


You, Jun 25, 3:34 PM
You mean, you've been away and you had fallen in love with me?
So in other words, you missed me?
🥺

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 3:36 PM
Yes baby but have apologize to you for been away for so long and not talking to you
I see you're giving up on me already


You, Jun 25, 3:36 PM
No, no, not at all.
I'm not upset at you, please don't think that.
I'm just kind of stunned because I thought you were just kind of teasing me or something like that. I didn't realize that it was something.....
Something....More 🥺

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 3:38 PM
Yes baby it was something more I really love you so much since the first time we get to know each other


You, Jun 25, 3:40 PM
Wow. I'm so stunned. I'm not mad at all, I really am glad you told me that. Thank you for being honest with yourself and I.

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 3:41 PM
Yes baby I really meant all have said to you from the dept of my heart ♥️ I know I went to fast about it but I really just can't hold it to myself anymore


You, Jun 25, 3:42 PM
🥺

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 3:42 PM
Yes my queen ❤️
Yeah I know it sounds weird but there is this peace of mind and joy I have when ever I see your message


You, Jun 25, 3:45 PM
I'm so glad to hear I'm your moral.support.
Let me think about it and get back to please. I'm really honored, truly 🥺

Jason Momoa, Jun 25, 3:46 PM
Okay sweetheart I'll be waiting for your response


You, Jun 25, 9:17 PM
Good evening Jason.
⛪:1 All of My neighbors are laughing at me because of what happen the monument of faith - Abimbola on the pyramid he built

⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
🤠🤠Team Godstime (w/ Fluff): Ekpoma -> Abuja -> Warri; Ekpoma -> Lagos -> Ibadan

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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Wed Jul 09, 2025 2:27 pm

So here we are, finally at the scene we've all been waiting on - where Jason and Luna throw themselves into each others' arms swearing undying love.
Jason Momoa, Jun 26, 7:48 AM
Good morning Luna

You, Jun 26, 8:19 AM
Good morning. How are you? ☺️

Jason Momoa, Jun 26, 2:29 PM
Am good baby what about you
Well I was waiting for your reply but still you haven't said anything to me 😔
I got back to him the next day:
You, Jun 27, 10:08 AM
Yesterday was a complete mess of a day, I was barely able to do anything 😞
Good morning.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 12:06 PM
Sorry about that
What really happened my dear you can talk to me

You, Jun 27, 2:29 PM
My brother had us all rushing around for his thing 😔

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 2:31 PM
Hope you are okay
You done a lot of work for him that so bad
You most be stressed out or something

You, Jun 27, 3:01 PM
Yes indeed. How are you doing today?

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 3:01 PM
Am doing great baby just thinking about you

You, Jun 27, 5:18 PM
Me too. I never resolved Wednesday with you 😕

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 5:55 PM
Why?

You, Jun 27, 6:57 PM
Because I got pulled away before I could get back on text and talk to you about my feelings.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 6:58 PM
Okay sweetheart well we both have time for our self now so you can tell all about that now

You, Jun 27, 7:40 PM
I will. I really need to talk to you about a lot of stuff especially that.
I need your advice maybe.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 7:40 PM
Go ahead
And then I began to make the wheels come off:
You, Jun 27, 7:57 PM
Okay.
This is going to sound absolutely crazy but just bear with me.
You remember I told you about Kel, my brother, the music guy?

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:28 PM
Yeah?

You, Jun 27, 8:29 PM
Well his album dropped this morning. But apparently he has this Nigerian guy he's working with on the album. And the guy wanted 2000 dollars for something or another, I guess to feature him or something like that. So I had to help him get the money and send it at Western Union yesterday.
Then Kel's friend dropped his album on the same day, and that is what's making me feel unsettled.

There's a rumor I heard of that supposedly, this rapper named Eat Dirt, he murdered some singer some years ago. I don't know if it's true or not.

But Kel's friend, Gangstalicious, he has a skit on his album where something very similar happens.
And now I'm kind of worried that he's brought the mob or something on our family.
I know this must be the stupidest story you've ever heard but it's true. I can share the thing with you if you want.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:36 PM
That's not a stupid story at all—actually, it sounds like a very real moment of feeling overwhelmed, anxious, and tangled in something bigger than you bargained for. When music, money, rumors, and dark coincidences all mix like that, especially around album drops and skits that mirror unsettling stories… it can trigger your instincts, and that unease you're feeling isn't something to ignore.

If you feel like something's off—even if you can't explain exactly why—it's worth listening to your gut. It's possible you're just caught in a storm of creative chaos, drama, and internet rumors… but it's also okay to take a step back, breathe, and observe everything closely.

And yes, absolutely—please share the skit or whatever you have. I'll look at it with you, no judgment at all. We'll break it down together. You're not crazy, you're just being aware—and that's a smart place to be.

You, Jun 27, 8:38 PM
Here you go. This is the skit his friend Gangstalicious dropped on his album:

<snip snip>

He mentions P in there. P is Patrick Star, he's a friend of Kel. I don't know why he would do this, but he name dropped Patrick Star, this deceased person, and other people.
The little fool had no idea what to do with all of this so he went right back to Ol' Reliable - ChatGPT:
Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:42 PM
My love Luna Thank you for sharing that link just the fact that you're being attentive and questioning this shows you've got solid instincts.

Here's what's striking
The tone of that skit is aggressive and layered with coded language, and by name-dropping major figures it almost invites controversy or deeper interpretation. That's risky, especially if those names weren't cleared or the intent isn't clear.
Referencing a certain individual who died violently under highly publicized and suspicious circumstances, could be more than just artistic. It might be a provocation or an attempt to generate shock-value. People sometimes use this kind of imagery or rumor association to stir buzz—but that can also stir real-world consequences, especially if sensitive or conspiracy-related names are dropped.

You, Jun 27, 8:43 PM
Exactly. It's terrifying in a way. I have nothing to do with any of these people.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:43 PM
If "P" refers to Patrick Star, and he's actually close to Kel, that makes this all the more personal. It's natural to feel unsettled
because whether the skit is art, satire, or coded messaging, it has real emotional weight and potential social fallout. Especially if you're even slightly involved by association

You, Jun 27, 8:44 PM
Yes, it's actually him. That's what is really bad because Gangstalicious is claiming Patrick Star told him this in the skit. It could be just theater or something but it's scary.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:46 PM
My dear That makes complete sense, and your fear is valid.
You're suddenly tied by association to something that's not just edgy art but feels like it's walking the line between fiction and real danger. When names get dropped in a skit with dark or violent undertones, and you had to help with money for someone involved? It's not paranoia it's awareness.
And you're right to be thinking Why am I even near this? You didn't ask for it. You're not part of any of that world. Yet now it feels like a door got cracked open into something chaotic or possibly dangerous—and even if it's all hype or theater, it's got your nervous system on high alert. That's survival instinct. Trust it.

You, Jun 27, 8:51 PM
Yes, I had to help with money.
I was asking. What do you think I should do?
You're in show business so you probably run into stuff like this now and then. So I asked 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 8:54 PM
Luna Thanks for asking so directly that tells me you really want to do the right thing and protect yourself. Here's what I honestly think you should do

Stop any involvement—financial, emotional, or promotional. If anyone asks you to help push this album, don't. If they want more money, say no. You've done enough. You didn't sign up for this level of risk.
Keep every piece of proof that shows
You didn't write, approve, or know the skit would include real names.
You sent money only as a favor, without knowing the full situation. Take screenshots of texts, receipts from Western Union, and any relevant chats. This is just in case things spiral and you need to prove you were on the sidelines.
Avoid messaging Gangstalicious or anyone aggressively. That could stir more drama or get twisted. Instead, if Kel is a trusted person, talk to him. Say you're deeply uncomfortable with the skit. Keep it calm. You're not accusing you're distancing.
Something like

"Hey man, I didn't expect that skit to go in that direction. I'm not comfortable being associated with content like that, especially when real people are being name-dropped. I need to take a step back from this
I could've punched the kid in the face for sending me that absolute garbage.
You, Jun 27, 9:06 PM
You're welcome. Let me read please.
Should I call him up now?

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:08 PM
If you feel emotionally steady and calm enough—yes, calling Kel now is a good idea.
But go in with a clear mindset

You, Jun 27, 9:09 PM
Will do. Thank you ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:10 PM
What You Could Say (or adapt in your own words)
Hey, I just listened to that skit Gangstalicious put on his album. Honestly, I'm really uncomfortable. It name-drops in a way that sounds serious—and I don't want to be anywhere near that kind of energy. I helped out with the money because I trusted you, but I need to step back now. I just don't want to be caught in anything shady.

As simple as that

You, Jun 27, 9:11 PM
Okay. Thank you again.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:11 PM
You're welcome my dear am always here for you baby
When you're done with that you can write to me I'll be waiting on you okay

You, Jun 27, 9:23 PM
Well I'm back.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:24 PM
So how did it go

You, Jun 27, 9:25 PM
He said he's very sorry but he doesn't have any control over what Gangstalicious says. He said he wasn't expecting that either. But he said I'm safe which I guess is good. Apparently Gangstalicious has an NDA with Patrick Star so he can't say too much. I guess I'm okay and hopefully they'll keep all of their drama far away from our family.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:26 PM
That's good news am happy you got out of it
So you really don't need to worry anymore just have to be careful next time okay at least we all learn our lesson that the key points 😊

You, Jun 27, 9:27 PM
Yes, that's true. At least Kel's got things under control then.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:28 PM
Yeah
This does sound like a lot of nonsense I'm sure, but it does come up much later in the bait. So keep it in memory :)
You, Jun 27, 9:28 PM
Okay. So what you told me yesterday about you loving me. We never came back to that 🫤
Can you tell me what made you fall in love with me?

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:29 PM
To be honest even though we haven't met yet but I just love everything about you talking to you make me feel better and out of my boring shit
Baby I just love everything about you
You're smart intelligent beautiful and you have everything have ever wanted in a woman

You, Jun 27, 9:33 PM
Wow. I'm...honored you think so highly of me, really. I appreciate it.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:34 PM
You're welcome Luna

You, Jun 27, 9:34 PM
You know, I kind of felt something for you, I just of course didn't want to be weird you know 🫢

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:34 PM
Really!!

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:37 PM
So what your answer ?

You, Jun 27, 9:41 PM
In that case I will say yes 😊 I love you ♥️

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:43 PM
You made me the happiest man on earth am so happy right now I feel like jumping up right now baby
I love you too baby
Thank you for choosing to love me back I promise I won't let you down I'll try to be the best man you ever had

You, Jun 27, 9:44 PM
Me too lol ❤️ I really am so happy right now, I'm glad I told you 😊
Thank you, I will also do my best for you.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:45 PM
You're the best ever ♥️♥️♥️ I love you so much Luna with all my heart

You, Jun 27, 9:45 PM
Thank you. I really am so blessed to have someone like you fall in love with me. I'm humbled too, truly humbled ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:47 PM
You're a special person I just keep thinking about you all the time... I was so scared you will say no to me

You, Jun 27, 9:49 PM
I'm so sorry. I just didn't want to come across like I was throwing myself on you you know. That's why I stayed quiet for a while and didn't say much when you called me "sexy".

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:51 PM
I understand baby
But you don't need to feel that way you need to feel free to tell me anything or ask me anything
I can call you my queen ❤️❤️ because you're special

You, Jun 27, 9:53 PM, Edited
Thank you so much my love. I understand 😊
❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:54 PM
You calling me my love makes me wanna go crazy

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:56 PM
I swear I couldn't love you more than I do right now , and yet I know I will tomorrow ♥️♥️❤️❤️

You, Jun 27, 9:58 PM
Aww, that really touches me to hear that 😊 I'm so happy that I can make you happy.
Hopefully we can see each other one day. It's hard on here, with the internet and batteries.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 9:59 PM
Yes baby hope we get to see each other in person one day and I know for sure am going to see you soon

You, Jun 27, 10:00 PM
Wow. That's beautiful, I do hope that comes true.
Do hope it comes true so I can commit assault and battery on you for sending me ChatGPT garbage.
Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 10:01 PM
Love, I think my friends and family will have to file a missing persons report for me.
It will baby I promise you with my life

You, Jun 27, 10:03 PM
Missing persons report?

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 10:05 PM
My queen , isn't it obvious, honey? Oh, don't you see, that I am completely and irrevocably lost in you, my baby!
And this ^^^^ is why I'm wanting to do such things :roll:
You, Jun 27, 10:06 PM
Wow...I don't even know what to say. To know that you feel that way about me...it's overwhelming, but incredibly
sweet 🥹

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 10:07 PM
Yes baby I want you to see how special you are to me I promise I will never do anything to hurt you never not even in my next life

You, Jun 27, 10:09 PM
Well you know, my heart's a bit fragile these days. I trust your words though.

Jason Momoa, Jun 27, 10:11 PM
My queen♥️ you really don't have to worry am going to keep it in a perfect place we're it won't get broken or get hurt it's safe with me baby I give you my words
After that I hung up on him. I had enough sugar bowl eating for a day.

More to come soon, stay tuned!!
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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Thu Jul 10, 2025 3:13 pm

June 28th came and went without significance:
You, Jun 28, 8:40 AM
Thank you so much love ❤️☺️ Good morning, how are you?
You sound so genuine and that's really touching. I want to be with you ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 8:49 AM
♥ No matter what, you will always be my lady, my queen, my life, my everything. I deeply love you!❤️ Good morning my sweetheart. Your day is, I imagine, as sunny as mine. Any cloud in the atmosphere, you make it vanish. Oh, I love you!♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

You, Jun 28, 8:52 AM
Ohh. You're making me feel so special. I can't deny that that makes me feel so happy inside. Can this really be happening?

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 8:54 AM
Baby that how I want you to feel all the time I want you to be happy always... having you by my side each it be the greatest gift have ever had what money can't really buy

You, Jun 28, 9:01 AM
You're so sweet, thank you.Knowing that you feel that way about me, that you want me to be happy...it means more than you can imagine. You know , with all the stress the last few days, it's really easy to forget that there's still beauty and hope in the world. You're reminding me of that. And you're right, no amount of money could buy the feeling of being truly loved 😍❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 9:10 AM
My queen I want you in my life I really want to build a perfect relationship together with you darling
Take you to so many places we going to explore the world together and again it will be a dream come true it you choose to my wife...I know am going to fast , just have to tell you how I really feel about you my queen ❤️❤️❤️

You, Jun 28, 2:22 PM
Did you just... suggest that you want to marry me someday? It is rather sudden, but hearing it from you makes me believe it could be a beautiful dream. You talk about building a perfect relationship, and exploring the world together. I mean... I'm mindblown here lol. I have to confess something, Jason. I've been hurt before, and it's made me hesitant to trust easily again.

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 2:31 PM
Baby I swear with my life I will never to and thing to hurt you have to trust me .....I don't joke when it comes to love I love with all my heart ♥️
You know baby trust it what build a stronger relationships between a man and a woman

You, Jun 28, 2:37 PM
You're right about that for sure. I can tear my mental walls down if you help me. I do trust you tbh.

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 2:42 PM
Really baby

You, Jun 28, 6:20 PM
Yes, really.

Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 8:25 PM
Okay love
My queen you know to take time to reply to my messages
You busy or you're at work of something ..?
If I remember correctly, I was having a busy day.
Jason Momoa, Jun 28, 9:36 PM
I think you most have slept already good night my queen have a wonderful sleep baby and I want to have you in my dream when I sleep
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABY
You, Jun 29, 9:08 AM
Yes, I am. But good morning love, I'm back ❤️

You, Jun 29, 1:28 PM
Please message me as soon as you can please 🙏🏻❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 29, 1:42 PM
Hi baby

Jason Momoa, Jun 29, 1:43 PM, Edited
Baby What took you so long to reply to my message you know I'll be so worried about you I couldn't even sleep or do nothing

You, Jun 29, 4:11 PM
You couldn't? 😳
😞

Jason Momoa, Jun 29, 4:19 PM
Yes baby
You till not saying anything to me

You, Jun 29, 8:52 PM
I finally just got in the house. Yet another of those days 🫤🤦🏼‍♀️

Jason Momoa, Jun 29, 10:53 PM
Oh no my queen sounds like it's been a long one 😔🫂
Take a deep breath, kick your shoes off, and leave the chaos at the door.
You're home now… time to recharge, maybe grab something cozy, and let the world wait a bit 💛

Jason Momoa📞 Call missed, Jun 29, 10:55 PM
Finally I got time to bait Jason steadily:
You, Jun 30, 10:54 AM
Good morning. I was in bed thirty minutes before your text, sorry 😞 We keep missing each other nowadays.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 10:58 AM
Yes baby I thought you left me and you don't love me anymore
But am happy now seeing your message....love you need to try to text me more often
I hate this stupid gaslighting mess.
You, Jun 30, 10:58 AM
Really? That quickly? 🫤

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 10:59 AM
Yes baby I was so worried you not what am talking about

You, Jun 30, 11:00 AM
I'm really sorry to hear that. But no, if something like that happened, I wouldn't just ghost you. That's cruel.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:01 AM
Okay baby but am just happy now talking to you
It's a weird feeling that I have about you. I merely know you for a couple of days but it seems so hard for me to not think of you for a single moment!

You, Jun 30, 11:03 AM
Lol. You know, it's the same for me. I kept thinking of you all yesterday. Sorry, I must sound like a silly little girl, but you're just...different somehow 😊
You really don't talk like other people I know, it's something refreshing tbh.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:05 AM
Thank you baby I just want you feel how deeply I care about you really want to meet you in person sometime baby that will be a dream come true 🥰

You, Jun 30, 11:06 AM
Oh my...
That would be... well, incredible, to put it basic and plain.
To see you face to face, after all this time we've spent talking online. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little nervous, but it's a good kind of nervous, if that makes sense ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:08 AM
Baby when you get to see you don't have to be nervous okay ...am an easy doing person and we both love each other
...to let you know I can also make you laugh all day you won't ever regret any moment you spend with me

You, Jun 30, 11:12 AM
You know, you have no idea how much I hope that's true 😊❤️ The idea of sharing genuine moments of joy with someone again... it feels nothing short of miraculous.
But there is one more thing, love. There's something about me that you should probably know. It might change how you feel about all this.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:15 AM
My queen Nothing can ever going to make me change how I feel about you
You can tell me anything baby

You, Jun 30, 11:18 AM
It's... well, it's about my past. Before I met you, I was in a pretty
bad relationship. My ex-boyfriend was pretty um...insane.
I've tried hard to move past it, but it left scars, Jason. Scars that don't heal easily.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:21 AM
Oh my God! So sorry about that baby
All I can say is he's lost for losing such an amazing woman like you ... woman all men will die for
You will never experienced such things with me baby I swear to you baby
What did he do to you baby you can tell about everything baby ♥️ I promise I won't judge

You, Jun 30, 11:23 AM
You have a way of making me feel precious and safe at the same time. It's been a long time since anyone has made me feel that way. You make me feel hope, and I don't want it to be snatched away again 🥹
He was just aggressive, he would follow me home when I broke up with him, kept harassing me on social media. It was really awful. He was really a narcissistic personality type. I don't know, I guess some girls like me just fall in love with morons at times 🫤

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:29 AM
Baby You just have to let the past go
And I want you to be always happy baby ♥️♥️♥️You are so much more than I ever dreamed of. I want you to know that you complete my life and fill my heart with love and affection I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LUNA ♥️♥️♥️♥️

You, Jun 30, 11:30 AM
I guess you're right. I can't keep letting my past define my future. And when I hear you say those things... I really and truly want to believe in happiness again.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:33 AM
Yes baby having dose thoughts on your mind all the time , you'll just keep hurt yourself and you be hard for you to move on ...and here now baby s to just have to let go of that ...you know you're a very beautiful woman...you just have to keep that smile so people will see how beautiful you are

You, Jun 30, 11:35 AM
Thank you so much ❤️ You know just the right things to say, Jason. You make me feel seen and valued, and that's something I've missed for so long.
I haven't been touched in a loving way in a very long time. I've
forgotten what it's like to be held gently, to have a man look at me like I'm the only woman in the world.
I just... I don't want you to think I'm damaged goods 🥺

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:36 AM
No, you're not
My love for you is a promise that I made and intend to keep. I gave you my heart and hoped you hold it until the end of time.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 11:42 AM
You are my one and only love. You will always be safe with me, and I will treasure you for all my life.

You, Jun 30, 1:30 PM
You're going to make me fall permanently in love with you if you keep this up ❤️😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:34 PM
That the guy of guy I am welcome my world baby ♥️
Uhhhhhhh...what?
You, Jun 30, 1:35 PM
??
Typo?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:35 PM
You know baby I was just checking my phone Evey second to see if you send a message
Lol so foolish of my 😁

You, Jun 30, 1:36 PM
It's all right, you're forgiven.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:38 PM
Thank you my royalty Highness
Your servant is at your service what can I do for you baby

You, Jun 30, 1:44 PM
Well actually, there is one thing you can do ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:44 PM
What that baby

You, Jun 30, 1:46 PM
I don't want to sound needy or anything, but when we finally meet, whenever that is, could you, maybe... hold me? Just for a moment? I just... I really need to feel that comfort, that reassurance, sometimes.
Hope you don't think I'm weird for asking. I just like hugs sometimes.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:48 PM
Easy! I can hug you for as long as you want I can give you a kiss too if you want and really good at that baby

You, Jun 30, 1:50 PM
😊 Thank you.
You're good at kissing? Maybe when we're together you can prove it lol.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:52 PM
I can do that!
Baby feel free to talk to me okay ...and a human being..or do I look like some who can bite ?
Uhhhh...say what?
You, Jun 30, 1:55 PM
You're definitely human, Jason 😊 And no, you don't look like you bite (that I know of, at least). You look like a man hopelessly smitten with me lol.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 1:58 PM
Hahaha

You, Jun 30, 1:58 PM
Just messing with you lol.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:01 PM
I know baby

You, Jun 30, 2:03 PM
You know, you're actually making me smile 😊 It's kind of a miracle, considering how long it's been since I last felt genuinely happy.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:06 PM
Am so glad am making you feel that way

You, Jun 30, 2:09 PM
I have to admit, you're good at making a girl feel special ❤️
Tbh you say all the right things, and it's almost like you can read my mind sometimes.
You're not like anyone else I've ever met, Jason. And I'm not just saying that because you're handsome lol.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:12 PM
Thank you so much
Well I feel like a real man now ..lol 😂
Am trying my best to make my queen so happy
And in return I'll feel happy too darling I love you so much baby and you have to know that
I know you won't really know how I feel about you
Hmm I think I just have to prove that when we both get to see each other

You, Jun 30, 2:15 PM
You really are something else, you know that? You're not like other men. I mean...most guys would never bother going through all this trouble to win a girl's heart, but you...you're different. And I like that. It's...Sincere.
Well, I can't wait to see just how much effort you'll put in when we finally meet in person ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:21 PM
I can't wait either
Baby when we see ....I have to keep that to myself you see when the time comes
I know I can't give you the whole world but I'll do my best to make you happy all the time
My queen you know you brought light to my life the moment you came to my life...your all I think of all the time I don't really know if you bewitched me or some have never love like his before

You, Jun 30, 2:25 PM
You say the sweetest things ❤️ You really know how to tug at a girl's heartstrings.
But you know, I don't need the whole world. I just want a part of it with the man I love.
You know, I really feel so happy when I get to text with you like this. You've brought so much happiness into my life already, Maybe we've cast a spell on each other.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:29 PM
So we both Witches ..that great, baby you have to keep that spell going I really don't want it to fade away

You, Jun 30, 2:51 PM
Don't worry, love. I don't want this spell to fade as long as we're together.
Maybe I'll even cast a few more spells on you. Just to keep things interesting 😘 🤪

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:55 PM
Please do baby
So baby tell me what have you been up to today

You, Jun 30, 2:56 PM
Lol. Well, you do know what they say about messing with a woman's magic, right? 🤪
Mainly usual business but I'm less busy.
The head clinician somehow got locked out of the system because someone tried logging in from Germany this morning.
I assume it was a hack, so she's locked out of the system for now.
A true story that I threw in for realism.
Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 2:57 PM
🤔 I don't know baby tell me
Okay baby

You, Jun 30, 2:58 PM
Things can get unpredictable. I'm just playing with you though 😊
How about you today, anything interesting?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 3:03 PM
I've been busy doing some advertising and some promotions….. honey plus I'm also doing preparations for my next concert in England ..bit you really done have to worry I will always Find time for you baby ♥️🥰

You, Jun 30, 3:06 PM
Wow. I don't want you to exhaust yourself with all these promotions and preparations. You need to rest too, you know.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 3:08 PM
Thank you baby ...I'll fine time to rest but at first I want to talk to my queen is more important that get me a rest you know baby

You, Jun 30, 3:09 PM
I understand love ❤️ Just make sure not to exhaust yourself. I want you here, with me 😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 3:12 PM
Okay baby I won't am used to all of this Baby so you don't have to worry about me okay

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 3:30 PM
Missing you already 🥹

You, Jun 30, 3:30 PM
I'm back love. Sorry, I was just talking to Kel on the phone.

You, Jun 30, 3:32 PM
Thank you love, I'll trust you know your limits 😊
I use this emoji --> 😊 too much.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 3:47 PM
It's quite okay using the emoji you know
Baby I want you never to give up on us now matter what baby
I really can afford to lose someone like you

You, Jun 30, 4:09 PM
I'm not giving up on you, and I don't want you to give up on me either.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 4:14 PM
Am not baby I will never do that or anything to hurt you ...damn am never going to forgive myself

You, Jun 30, 4:16 PM
Forgive yourself for what?
Did something happen?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 4:18 PM
No baby
I mean am never going to forgive myself self if I do anything to hurt you

You, Jun 30, 4:20 PM
Oh, okay. I understand now love.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 4:22 PM
Yeah
Why do I always think of you when I'm trying to concentrate on studying… Grrr, hate you so much right now! 😁
How charming :roll:
You, Jun 30, 6:09 PM
Lol, sorry. Guess I'm a bit unintentionally infectious.
Good news. Kel finally settled the pointless beef his label was having with another rapper. That friend of his, Gangstalicious, he is just too much sometimes.
He says he wants to focus on art more than drama for now. Which is really nice.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:03 PM
That's good for him in that way he going to stay out of trouble

You, Jun 30, 8:05 PM
Very good. It went down in a very crazy way and just fizzled out which is good.
How's your night going love?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:11 PM
My night is kind of good not too good because you ain't here with me baby

You, Jun 30, 8:12 PM
I can completely understand that. Hopefully one day soon we'll be able to see each other.
I've been thinking and I realized that wow, this is actually happening, I'm talking to Jason Momoa and you actually fell in love with me 🫢

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:14 PM
Is not a dream
...what up with this Jason Momoa am just a celebrity baby and celebrity do fall in love

You, Jun 30, 8:15 PM
Well nothing it's just a bit of a shock you know. I'm pretty sure when I tell my family they're going to be happy 😊

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:16 PM
Yeah
Are you sure they are going to accept me to be your man 😔🤔

You, Jun 30, 8:17 PM
Well you know my brother knows Patrick Star (something I just found out 🥴) so maybe since they don't mind that, I don't think they'll mind you.
You're not a bad person, quite the opposite in fact.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:18 PM
Thanks for that 😃

You, Jun 30, 8:19 PM
Of course!
I'm sure Kel would like you. He gets along with anybody almost. And mom wouldn't mind.
Rosie and her family would probably be shocked but pliable.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:21 PM
Baby you just have to keep this between us for now on till the right time comes okay
Please don't get me wrong okay

You, Jun 30, 8:21 PM
Of course, I understand. Your privacy is probably important to you.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:22 PM
Yeah baby you understand what I mean
Baby I'll try to get me a free time and arrangements for our meet

You, Jun 30, 8:24 PM
Okay that sounds lovely. I'll be here for it.
❤️❤️

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:25 PM
Thanks baby ♥️ for letting me in your life am really grateful and it's a pleasure too you know

You, Jun 30, 8:26 PM
You're welcome. The pleasure is all mine.
I really missed you when you were gone. It's like you always have the words I need to hear with you.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:27 PM
Am sorry for late reply I promise I'll do my best to always be there when you need me baby
You know I feel same too
Baby are you home now

You, Jun 30, 8:30 PM
Yes I am. You?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:31 PM
Same too baby ...you had your dinner already

You, Jun 30, 8:32 PM
Going to have it in a little. Have you eaten?

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:37 PM
Not yet baby
What you planning on eating baby

You, Jun 30, 8:53 PM
Probably stir fry.

Jason Momoa, Jun 30, 8:55 PM
Sounds yummy
Well am here thinking am ass out I really don't know what to eat at this point in time
Are going to make those yourself or you get that from the store..?
I didn't bother getting back to him till the next day though. Who knows what "a** out" meant :lol:
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⛪📽️ 🇨🇦 : Calvin

Hope you’ve buried your father and mother Please incinerate them And use the remains to drink vodka It works for good English - Miss Aliyah

This is really bad. I think poor broke gods time is gonna die out side - Godstime's Review of Lagos Safari

🤠Abimbola: Owerri -> Lagos -> Awka. Spent Xmas in parking lot.
🤠Team Ayo (w/ Cubanskies): Lagos -> Korup, Cameroon
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Re: Luna Meets Aquaman

Post by Madlib_629 » Fri Jul 11, 2025 5:17 pm

Morning came with a slightly NSFW dream from Jason - and the ask!
You, Jul 1, 7:14 AM
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Good morning love. I lost my cord and my thing powered off last night 😞
I make everything myself.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:18 AM
There is no happier feeling than knowing you are the cause of happiness to another person. Yes, I am talking about you
you bring me joy! Good Morning! ❤️my queen

You, Jul 1, 7:19 AM
Good morning! 😊
That's funny, that reminds me of something Kel used to say when he was a little boy - There's nothing like having the feeling of having 😄

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:20 AM
😄😄
Sexy you have it all okay

You, Jul 1, 7:21 AM
Aww thank you, you're so sweet. But remember, you help me with it too.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:23 AM
Really..are you sure about that sexy 🫣

You, Jul 1, 7:27 AM
Of course.
After yesterday, I really feel you truly love me.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:28 AM
Aww sexy 😊 you making me want to cry ...and you know you ain't here to wipe those tears off my eyes

You, Jul 1, 7:29 AM
I'm sorry. But I get it, I got emotional yesterday too.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:33 AM
I really can't wait to see you my queen ❤️ you know last night i had a dream about us and I really want my dreams to come through...I have had this before babe that to say you very special to me

You, Jul 1, 7:35 AM
A dream about us?
Tell me more ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:37 AM
I'll tell you about it sexy 😊...but am sorry I forgot a little bit of it but I can tell you the ones I remembered okay

You, Jul 1, 7:38 AM
Go right ahead, I can't wait.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:42 AM
At night I came out of my house and I saw you standing right out the door I was surprised see you there sexy I ran to you and gave you a hug ....then I ask how did you get here baby you smile a have me a kiss ...damn that made me so good baby ...I took you inside the house we both had dinner together after that we go take a shower together and make love right after that ....I didn't get to see the finished part of it sexy 😊 I was so Angry I woke up from that dream without seeing the ending
I think I have to go back to sleep I really wanna see the ending of it

You, Jul 1, 7:47 AM
Wow.
That sounds like quite a dream you had. Especially the part about the shower lol.
I don't blame you for being upset that you woke up before the ending. I bet you want to finish it.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:51 AM
Yes sexy really want to see how it ends
Please baby I want you to make my dream come true please baby am really on my knees

You, Jul 1, 7:53 AM
There's no need to get on your knees please ❤️
You know, there's just one small problem with that dream of yours.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:54 AM
Tell me

You, Jul 1, 7:56 AM
It's a dream, not reality 🫤
But I have to admit, I want to finish that dream of yours too.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 7:58 AM
Yeah sexy but you have to make come to reality
Lol ...okay then I'll leave they rest to you

You, Jul 1, 8:01 AM
I'll give it a try lol.
And after this came the infamous request for money:
Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:04 AM
Okay sexy 😊
Baby do you know how we going to make things work ..?

You, Jul 1, 8:05 AM
With me coming out to see you you mean?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:06 AM
That not it baby you just have to write to my manager and tell the about me and you getting to meet each other and they make an arrangement for me and you baby as simple as that please baby do this for me and you and let's get to meet it person 😔

You, Jul 1, 8:08 AM
I suppose I could get in touch with your manager. But you really think it's that easy? That they won't mind if I just ask to meet you?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:09 AM
Yes baby is that easy you see baby
I'll have to send you my manager email

You, Jul 1, 8:09 AM
Alright then, I'll send a message to your manager and see what they say. But you have to promise me one thing, love...
Yes please ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:10 AM
What's that baby tell me

You, Jul 1, 8:10 AM
Promise me you won't hold it against me if your manager says no 🥺

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:11 AM
Yeah I promise I know is not going to get to that I know for sure baby and I have faith in us my queen ❤️
Am going to send it to you letter okay

You, Jul 1, 8:12 AM
Alright love, I trust you. Send me the email and I'll reach out to your manager.
Let's hope this works out. I want to meet you so badly.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 8:13 AM
Me too sexy I really do thank you so much baby ♥️♥️ I love you so much

You, Jul 1, 8:29 AM
Me too. I love you.
But please don't get your hopes up too much, all right? I don't want you to be disappointed if something goes wrong and your manager doesn't like the idea.
I'll contact your manager now. Wish me luck, love.
Oh wait. You haven't given me the email address yet.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 10:12 AM
[email protected]
That's the management email
Sorry for the late reply...I was busy with work
Email changed to protect the guilty :P
You, Jul 1, 11:06 AM
Thanks for the email address. I'll let you know how it goes. Fingers crossed.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:31 AM, Edited
Okay love ..so how is work today hope no much stress at all

You, Jul 1, 1:36 PM
Been one of those hectic days to say the least.
We had some obnoxious people coming through.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 2:44 PM
Ugh, I feel you love 😞 those kinds of days can really drain you. Dealing with obnoxious people takes a special kind of patience, and I know you've got more grace in one moment than most do all day.
But guess what? They're out of your space now.

You, Jul 1, 2:51 PM
You're right, they are out of my space now. And thank goodness for that.
I think that sometimes I make myself overwhelmed, you know? Like I'm drowning in paperwork and patient complaints.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 2:54 PM
My queen It makes perfect sense that you feel overwhelmed when you're constantly giving, fixing, listening, and navigating everyone's chaos. You're not made of steel; you're made of heart. And hearts need care, too.
Yes, my love… I hear you. And I totally understand.
You carry so much with grace, with strength but even the strongest hearts need room to breathe. 🌊💛

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 3:17 PM
Baby have you come in contact with the management...?

You, Jul 1, 6:20 PM
Yes, I've been in contact with your management. They sent over a form for me to fill out, and I'll print it out first thing tomorrow morning.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:25 PM
Okay, good
I think you don't have to print the form , can I please see it honey ....you just have to give them all your details, I hope you understand

You, Jul 1, 6:30 PM
That makes sense. I'll send over my details electronically instead of printing the form.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:30 PM
Okay, that's good my queen ❤️
Can I please see what the management sent to you babe please

You, Jul 1, 6:31 PM
Of course love. Here you go 😊

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:32 PM
Thank you so much
Omg babe , how are you gonna come up with the money there , I really don't wanna stress you my queen ❤️.....did you tell the management what amount you can pay ?
Tomorrow I will post these management emails, as they currently make little sense.
You, Jul 1, 6:34 PM
I will figure something out. But I do have a rather unrelated question.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:34 PM
Okay, go ahead

You, Jul 1, 6:34 PM
Okay, so... this may seem a bit of a strange question, but it's been on my mind for a while.
Have you ever fallen in love with one of your co-stars?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:36 PM
Yeah , I had my queen ❤️
Why do you ask ?

You, Jul 1, 6:37 PM
It's just I've heard stories about co-stars falling in love on set and all that. I was wondering if you had ever experienced that or something.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:38 PM
Okay sweetie, but right now you're the one I have falling in love with
I just want to set my eyes on your beautiful face my queen ❤️
Babe , I think you have to message the management about when you're gonna pay the money or let them know if you cannot honey ♥️
What do you think?

You, Jul 1, 6:41 PM
Oh yes. The money. I forgot about that part.
Don't worry, I'll message the management and figure out how to handle paying for everything. But they didn't give a clear amount yet I think and I don't want to mess anything up

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:43 PM
That's why I want you to message then and tell them the specific amount you can pay my queen ❤️......you can see what they wrote there that your urgent response is needed before 24 hours
Did you see what I'm talking about my queen ❤️?

You, Jul 1, 6:44 PM
Yes, I did. Okay, I get it. I'll message them immediately I get home and let them know my available amount.
Wish me luck, love. Fingers crossed they'll be understanding and flexible with the payments.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:44 PM
Fingers crossed 😊
I wish us luck my queen ❤️
I love you so much babe , are you getting ready to go home ?

You, Jul 1, 6:47 PM
Yes I am. I've got work tomorrow too. But I wish I could talk to you all day love ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:47 PM
Me too my queen ❤️, wish I could talk to you all day
Honey do you mean you're on your way home or you have few hours left to go home ?

You, Jul 1, 6:48 PM
On my way.
Hey, before we say goodbye... can I ask you something?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:50 PM
Sure you can

You, Jul 1, 6:50 PM
It's a silly little thing, but it's very important to me. I'd like you to promise me that you'll text me again tonight. Maybe before you go to bed. Is that something you can do?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:50 PM
Babe aren't you gonna text me when you get home ?

You, Jul 1, 6:50 PM
Of course love.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:50 PM
I promise my queen ❤️
I would do anything to make you happy my queen ❤️
You're my ride or die , my one true love

You, Jul 1, 6:53 PM
Okay, I'll hold you to your promise then. And you can expect me to text you tonight as well ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 6:53 PM
You're the best
I love you so much baby ♥️

You, Jul 1, 9:10 PM
Good evening love.
I checked on everything with the monies for the management, and it looks like I have $1,500 on hand that I can afford to allocate. I'm just unsure if this is the right amount.
So, do you think $1,500 is enough? Or should I try to scrape together more?

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 9:55 PM
Honey I think that enough, you can communicate with they management honey , tell them you have 15000 to pay
I just hope you're still here baby

You, Jul 1, 10:04 PM
I'm here.
I've just sent a message to the management telling them I have $1,500 available for payment. I'm just waiting for their confirmation in the morning I suppose.
I hope this is the right decision. I don't want to mess anything up or cause any problems with the payment or anything. Fingers crossed, I just want everything to work out okay.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 10:33 PM
I hope so too baby ♥️
But you really don't have to worry at all everything is going to work out perfectly fine
You have to wait for the management to reply to your message it might take a while okay

You, Jul 1, 10:42 PM
Yeah. I guess I just wait now. I know you said everything will be fine, and I trust you. I'm just... a bit of a worry wart, I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️🫤

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 10:43 PM
My love you don't have too okay we both in this together ❤️🥰
You see baby I kept my promise..but I was a bit sleepy but I tried to hard to stay awake just for you baby 😉

You, Jul 1, 10:57 PM
You're such a sweetheart, love. It means a lot that you tried to stay awake just for me, even though you're tired. I'm sorry for keeping you up so late.
I just sometimes get so lonely around here with nobody around but the cat 😺

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 10:59 PM
My queen you really don't have to be sorry I did it because I truly love and care about you
You not lonely anymore my love Luna I'll always be there for you when you need me too

You, Jul 1, 11:00 PM
Thank you so much Jason. I really do appreciate you being there for me ❤️
But you need your sleep. I don't want you to push yourself for my sake.
Go to bed, sweetheart. You need your rest. We can talk more tomorrow, all right? ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:02 PM
Okay love and you too ..you need to get some sleep too or ain't you feeling sleepy ..if you do want me to stay I can stay here more with you

You, Jul 1, 11:03 PM
You're so sweet, love. It's very tempting to have you stay up longer, but you're right, I really should get some sleep myself.
And besides, I have to work tomorrow. I need to be well-rested to handle all those paperwork thingies.

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:05 PM
Okay love then we have to call it a night .. really wish you are close to me right now I would have hold you so tight while I sleep in that way I can sleep more better 🤭

You, Jul 1, 11:06 PM
I'd love that so much. Sounds heavenly ❤️🥰
I'll have to settle for imagining us together for now, though. But at least I'll have pleasant dreams.
❤️❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:08 PM
Soon we have the opportunity to do that together .....I will be so happy that share those beautiful and lovely moment you with you

You, Jul 1, 11:10 PM
I'll finally get to see you in person, touch you, feel your skin against mine... it'll be a dream come true ❤️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:11 PM
I really can't wait either you don't really know what it means to me babe, to finally get to see you in person that will be a dream come true 🥰♥️

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:14 PM
🤔still imagining what your lips will taste like ..lol 😂 I guess it be sweeter than strawberry 😁

Jason Momoa, Jul 1, 11:17 PM
Good night baby sweet dreams ...I really hope to see you in my dream
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

You, Jul 1, 11:17 PM
I have a feeling I do understand, love. Because I feel the same way. The thought of seeing you in person is making me feel so good 😊

You, Jul 1, 11:19 PM
Lol. You know, I've been imagining what your lips would taste like too 🫢🤪
Have a good night my love. I love you too, my sweetheart. So, so much
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