Toot sweets

[Kitty La Gore]

Just a fun holiday chat I've been having on FB. Already have two bank accounts from the lad, and the chat is fun:

Kenny:
How are you doing my beautiful and sexy princess
I can't wait to hold you in my arms and wake up every morning with you.

Me:
i love that but u need to know i am very gassy and i snore but baby we are going 2 be so happy!!!!!1

Kenny:
Love covers all
I believe that right from the moment we started chatting I felt something sweet and happy each time I saw your message
And I promise to do everything possible to always see that beautiful smile on face.

Me:
that made me toot in joy

Kenny:
That sounds good
Hope you are sending the money tomorrow so I can start preparing for my trip?

Me:
can't wait 2 hotbox u for chrismas!!

(Channeling my inner child here.)

[BradburyCharlie]

Funny!

[bware419ers]

I lurve it!

[Kitty La Gore]

While waiting on the third bank account:

Kenny:
So tell me how the celebration is going over there with ? I wish we were together right now
So I can rock your sexy body.

Me:
yeah but i just barfed from this hangover so give me a bit more time

Kenny:
What will you do to me on our first meeting honey

Me:
Depends on whether I'm drunk or sober

Kenny:
Okay
I will grab and kiss the hell out of you

Me:
Wide open mouth, babe?

[Spoiler alert, this character will likely barf on him regardless.]

[Kitty La Gore]

Ah yes. This morning he sends me the obligatory third leg photo, so I replied:

That's smaller than the last one I saw. I'm kind of concerned now that u are not going to be big enough 2 pleasure me.

Saving the photo in my collection. Maybe I'll send him back three or four to show him what his competition looks like. [Edit - I won't, because he'll use them to send to other women on FB. Might find some medical photos of disease to send.]

Kenny:
It has not fully erected that is why
Can I see your sweet pussy

Me:
She's asleep right now on the laundry. maybe when she wakes up

Yeah, last time I tried to get her to pose for a photo during a nap she hissed at me. Not gonna happen, mister.

[Avalar]

The ol' Dutch Oven.

[Kitty La Gore]

He's still not turning his nose up at me, and I'm sure he's regretting being on his iPhone and unable to open Windows. I'm trying to teach him how to send me more bank accounts - kind of a private tooter if you will - but it went whooosh right over his head. He started the sexy talking and I said it turned me on when he pulled my finger. I feel like the queen of this genre at the moment... kind of a Noble Gas, if you will. Puss & toots.