My final attempt at at bank account

[jayhawk]

I have been dealing with a lottery lad whose stupidity is exceeded only by his laziness. He would go weeks without responding to my emails because according to him he had been very busy. He initially wanted the fees of$105.00 to be sent to him through PayPal. My character, Rufus T. Firefly, the proprietor of the Firefly home for wayward boys, refused and demanded a bank account. He instead demanded that Rufus mail a money order for the fees to a lady in Lansing, Michigan. Insults were traded with me demanding a bank account. Things ended with him informing me that he had blocked me and he had cancelled my check. This was three weeks ago and was the last email I received from him. Not ready to give up I decided to send him an email from everyone's favorite psychopath:

howdy fule?? my nam is feathers i is an orfan ho livs at da firefly pris on i saw dat u was trieng 2 scam da old man but man u relly fuked it up didnt u old man firefly totaly beleved u but u was tu stupid too close da dele he was redy to pay but u was tu dum too give him a bank accunt so insted u piss da old man off and he sends letar to lotery pepes rating u out?? suks 2 be u rite??? but hay i nedes to tank u u c i c old man opaning his saf tu get da mony tu send u and i gets da saf combernashon so i opans his saf wen he was a slepe tu stele his mony but al i finds is a bunch of seegars and anoder saf?? can u beleve it it almost lik da old man firefly not trust us but hay no problam i cums up wit a gud plan i has my top boy mr bingo workeng on craking da othar saf and den i be rich al tanks tu yu i stole a bunch of da old mans seegars so me and my boys can smok dem i den put poysun in da seegars i left in da saf so wen da old man smoks dem he wil be deded and me and my boys can tak all da mony and be rich prety smart eh??? al tanks tu u i wod shar wit u but u wod probly just spend da mony on desesed hos so i wil not shar i no u wil not tel firefly of my plan so i is saf i just wantad tu tank u lik pengwin tat us dats al fule????

Will he respond to Feathers? Will he warn Rufus that his cigars have been poisoned? Will he finally cough up a bank account? Is this bait dead? Apologies to those not familiar with Feathers but his emails can be hard to read.

[jayhawk]

He has not responded to Feathers nor has he bothered to warn Rufus of the poisoned cigars. No big surprise.

[bware419ers]

I like a nice email that says, "Hey! your boss, Usman Bello, sent me this bank account, but it's in Africa and my bank won't let me send there any more. He doesn't understand that I was scammed before. Can you explain?"

[jayhawk]

I either have someone who is too lazy and stupid to actually make any money or a kid trying to scam like the big boys. I'm giving up on him. I've already cost him a mule. I doubt I will get anything more out of him.