Then, something in the Real World pissed me off and I figured the lad would be a good place to take out my frustrations.
Apologies to anyone who reads this.
Emma Watson: Hi
Sal: THANK GOD!
Sal: I found you again.
October 11 at 1:11 PM
Fri 1:11 PM
Emma Watson: Really
Emma Watson: Fainaly I found you too
October 11 at 1:46 PM
Fri 1:46 PM
Sal: So how do I get the fan card finally?
Emma Watson: Through card
Sal: Huh?
October 11 at 2:24 PM
Fri 2:24 PM
Emma Watson: I mean you can do the process through card
October 11 at 2:47 PM
Fri 2:47 PM
Sal: I thought you said I could do a bank wire.
Emma Watson: Yes but I think the card is fast and reliable
Sal: So you know my best way to pay?
Emma Watson: Yes of course I know
Emma Watson: So are you ready to pay?
Sal: Uhm, no. No woman tells me how I use my money or how I pay.
Emma Watson: Okay
Emma Watson: You can get it pay by getting an Apple Card in the store or Walmart that’s the fastest way
Sal: So, I go pay for a stupid fucking gift card, then I have to tell you the shit on the card? Why are we including a middle man? That's the most difficult and asinine thing I have heard.
Sal: Maybe I should speak to your manager. He's a man, right?
Emma Watson: Reply you can cash too if you really want to
Emma Watson: That’s the reliable fast way and please you talk to me properly
Sal: See. You said I could a bank wire, then you keep doing everything to get me to pay some other way. I can see you're a deceptive woman, too. Now, let me talk to a man.
Emma Watson: Hey you don’t have to be harsh on me
Sal: Well some man has to put you in your place.
Emma Watson: Really
Emma Watson: Emma Watson unsent a message
October 11 at 3:43 PM
Fri 3:43 PM
Emma Watson: You can do the bank wire aprove
October 12 at 3:02 AM
Sat 3:02 AM
Emma Watson: Hi baby
Emma Watson: How are you doing today
October 12 at 12:50 PM
Sat 12:50 PM
Emma Watson: Hi
October 12 at 2:20 PM
Sat 2:20 PM
Sal: Funny. I still don't see the details
Emma Watson: Okay should I send you the details
October 13 at 2:06 AM
Sun 2:06 AM
Emma Watson: Hi baby
October 14 at 3:01 AM
Mon 3:01 AM
Emma Watson: Hello
October 14 at 7:56 AM
Mon 7:56 AM
Sal: Sup
October 14 at 9:19 AM
Mon 9:19 AM
Emma Watson: My love we're have you been
Emma Watson: I miss you allot
October 14 at 10:05 AM
Mon 10:05 AM
Sal: Talking to your manager. He sent me the bank account.
October 14 at 10:25 AM
Mon 10:25 AM
Emma Watson: Really Baby
Emma Watson: Okay what did my bank manager said
October 14 at 10:52 AM
Mon 10:52 AM
Sal: He said to pay the $1250 to your Regions Bank account today.
Emma Watson: Okay today by what time
Sal: Before 4
Sal: But, your idiot manager must not realize it's a bank holiday.
Emma Watson: Okay
Emma Watson: So what’s next should I send the bank details
Sal: Sure
Emma Watson: Okay hold I will
Emma Watson: I will send you the one I need okay don’t use the one he send you I will give you mine
Sal: Oh,. Ok
Emma Watson: Yes
Emma Watson: Bank Name - Great Lake Credit Union
Account Number - <snipped>
Routing Number - 271984832
Bank Address - 3290 N lewis Ave waukegan IL 60087
Account Name - <snipped>
Emma Watson: Send receipts after payment
October 14 at 4:27 PM
Mon 4:27 PM
Emma Watson: Hey how are you doing
October 14 at 6:52 PM
Mon 6:52 PM
Sal: I'm fine
October 14 at 11:54 PM
Mon 11:54 PM
Emma Watson: Am still waiting for the payment
October 15 at 3:13 AM
Tue 3:13 AM
Emma Watson: Hey are you there
October 15 at 7:43 AM
Tue 7:43 AM
Sal: Good morning
October 15 at 9:14 AM
Tue 9:14 AM
Emma Watson: Morning how are you doing
October 15 at 11:22 AM
Tue 11:22 AM
Sal: Is this really you?
Sal: <Sexy image of Emma Watson>
Emma Watson: Yeah is of course
Emma Watson: I try rich you up yesterday and you are not online
Emma Watson: Do you send the money
October 15 at 1:30 PM
Tue 1:30 PM
Sal: The banks were closed yesterday. It was a holiday silly.
Sal: Are your boobs real or implants?
Emma Watson: They’re reall
Emma Watson: Real
Emma Watson: So when you gonna do it
Sal: Right after you let me see them for real.
Emma Watson: Oh come on you gotta be kids me
Sal: Not at all.
Emma Watson: I can’t send shit to you
Emma Watson: Are you fr I should send you my boobs
Sal: Look at those lovely breasts.
Sal: Sal: I think I want to see your lovely pink nipples against that ghostly white skin
Emma Watson: Hey keep that shit aside
Emma Watson: I can’t right now
Emma Watson: Till the bank wire is done
Sal: I know you want to. WIth tits like that, you want a man to see them and rub his "rooster" between them.
Sal: No boobs = no money.
Emma Watson: Then you just let go it man
Emma Watson: You’re not my man I can’t show shit
Sal: YOU SAID I WAS YOUR MAN
Emma Watson: I know you don’t love me
Sal: Show me that titty.
Emma Watson: Hey not now
Emma Watson: Do you have zangi app
Sal: <Way inappropriate penis pic>
Sal: Now. Your turn.
Sal: I know you like that big "rooster", right?
Emma Watson: Not now I can’t shit on messenger
Emma Watson: Do you have zangi app
Sal: Tell me again how you'll suck it and rub it between those tits.
Sal: I do not.
Emma Watson: So download zangi so we can be on there
Sal: I'm on a PC, not a phone.
Emma Watson: So how did you manage to send a picture
Sal: One I saved the last time I was stroking it. It was in my email.
Sal: Tell me how much you like my "rooster."
Sal: And show me your tits.
Emma Watson: So I can’t send any of my pics till we talk in zangi
Sal: LOL. Boy, there's just all kinds of steps until you can send pics., huh.
Sal: I still can't send money until I see your titties.
Emma Watson: Okay fine
Emma Watson: Emma Watson fans unsent a message
Emma Watson: When you send me the money first then u will send my full body okay baby
October 15 at 4:45 PM
Tue 4:45 PM
Sal: Nope. That's not the deal.
Emma Watson: What is the deal
Sal: No boobs = no money.
Emma Watson: Are you sure of what you saying
October 15 at 5:24 PM
Tue 5:24 PM
Sal: ABSO-LUTELY
Emma Watson: Can you just let go of all this shit
Emma Watson: We can’t do it today
Yesterday at 9:00 AM
Wed 9:00 AM
Sal: Send those titties today!
Yesterday at 10:57 AM
Wed 10:57 AM
Emma Watson: If I send it are you going to send me my money
Sal: Yep. But it better be an original. Just for old Sal!
Emma Watson: Okay
Emma Watson: Emma Watson fans unsent a message
Emma Watson: When I send it to you,
Emma Watson: By what time are you going to send me my money
Sal: Nope. Unsent doesn't count.
Sal: You're kind of making me mad here.
Emma Watson: You I love you so much
Emma Watson: I don't know why you don't want to send me the money
Sal: Because I believe in tit for tat and I haven't received any tit.
Emma Watson: But baby you are not like this I don't know why now
Sal: Because you keep saying you will and you don't. You keep lying to me and that's wicked in a woman.
Emma Watson: Why would you want my nude
Sal: That seems to be obvious. Look at those titties of yours!
Emma Watson: You want see them
Emma Watson: <Horrible AI image of an exposed Emma>
Sal: No AI. No Fakes
Emma Watson: What do you want me to do
Sal: Take a real selfie with those gorgeous real tits.
Yesterday at 12:27 PM
Wed 12:27 PM
Emma Watson: Hey I can't do that if you don't want to send the money then you can get yourself out of my dm
Sal: Ok
Yesterday at 1:00 PM
Wed 1:00 PM
Emma Watson: If you don't want to send me the money like me alone okay
Emma Watson: Is because of money you want to see my boom booms
Yesterday at 1:43 PM
Wed 1:43 PM
Sal: Is because of sex and hard on I want to see your boom booms.
Yesterday at 2:04 PM
Wed 2:04 PM
Emma Watson: Just let me be okay
Emma Watson: You say you are going to send me the, money
By 4 He said to pay the $1250 to your Regions Bank account today.
Yesterday at 3:18 PM
Wed 3:18 PM
Sal: No titties no 1250
Emma Watson: What did I do to you wrong
Sal: You didn't send me tittie pics
Emma Watson: Am busy right now
Sal: Same
Emma Watson: But are you sure
Emma Watson: If I send you my boom you are going to send me the right now
Sal: Stop being wicked.
Sal: No. I'm busy right now
Emma Watson: You are the one wicked me
Sal: Why? You've seen my "rooster."
Emma Watson: Just send me the money you just wickee
Sal: You sent a fake fucking tittie pic.
Emma Watson: Me
Sal: Send me the tittie
Emma Watson: Can you send me your dick let me see
Sal: Scroll up.
Emma Watson: Send it again
Emma Watson: I need another one
Sal: Nope. Because you've done exactly NOTHING for me.
Emma Watson: Ooh then who am I to you
Sal: You're a wicked woman to me.
Emma Watson: No am not wicked you are the one a wicked man to be
Sal: I see your nipples through the shirt. but I want to see them for real
Emma Watson: You are the wicked man to me
Sal: I know you want to suck my dick. You told me
Sal: You want my sperm all over those titties
Emma Watson: Yeah baby
I want if you have me the money since yesterdayEmma Watson: But you did not sende the money
Emma Watson: But I promise you my love
if you send me the I promise I we send you my boomSal: Nope. Doesn't work that way
Emma Watson: Okay my love which way
Emma Watson: Tell me my love which way
Sal: You send titties then I send the 1200
Emma Watson: Haahahh
Emma Watson: Really
Sal: Yeppers.
Sal: But you knew this.
Emma Watson: Is not 1200, is $1250
Sal: But every time I ask for a tittie pic, it will be $50 less.
Sal: So, now it's $1150.
Emma Watson: Yes baby
Emma Watson: My love before you are not like this
Emma Watson: Before if it ask you give me
Emma Watson: Baby
but now if I ask you said tittiesSal: Yep. Send me those titties
Emma Watson: My love
you are not like this in don't no why nowSal: Yes. I am.
Emma Watson: My love you are not like this
Emma Watson: You just Change
Yesterday at 4:15 PM
Wed 4:15 PM
Emma Watson: Are you there
Emma Watson: My love
were do goYesterday at 9:27 PM
Wed 9:27 PM
Emma Watson: Hello
Today at 11:09 AM
11:09 AM
Emma Watson: Emma Watson fans unsent a message
Emma Watson: Hi
Today at 12:10 PM
12:10 PM
Sal: I see no titties.
Sal: You unsent a message <--My turn, huh???
Emma Watson: My love
were have you beenSal: Masturbating
Emma Watson: When you sending the$
Today at 1:12 PM
1:12 PM
Sal: You mean the $1050? After you send them titties.
Emma Watson: But this not the amount
Sal: It is now.
Emma Watson: My love this is not the amount
Sal: Right. It's $1000 cuz I ain't seen a single tittie.
Emma Watson: My love why are you doing this to me
Sal: Cuz I'm over here tittie-less and you have 2 perfectly good ones you won't send to me.
Emma Watson: My just send me the money am gonna do it okay,
Sal: You want me to send the $950? Sure, right after my DM is full of those gorgeous knickers.
Emma Watson: Hmmmm
Emma Watson: Babe after it
Sal: Nope. That is not the arrangement. It is TIT for THAT. The TIT always comes first. There will be no premature extrapolation.
Emma Watson: Ha hhahhah
Emma Watson: Is because of money you are doing me like this no problem
Emma Watson: You can go with your money
Emma Watson: Okay
Sal: It's because of tits you are doing ME like this. Such a wicked woman to claim you love me and then refuse what the man says.
Emma Watson: No I love you but we don’t have to do that
Sal: We don't have to get sexy sexy? Well what kind of relationship is that and why else would I be giving you money?
Emma Watson: How many times have you sent me money hun
Sal: 3. And I still don't have any membership card and I still have't seen one single tittie. So no more. Now show me those chesticles and I'll send the $900.
Emma Watson: Babe I will okay
Sal: Your fine ass keeps saying that, but my screen has no treasure chest showing!
Emma Watson: I will do that tomorrow
Sal: How many times are you going to say that?
Emma Watson: I promise you that babe
Sal: Ok. Then what's the bank information for the transfer?
Emma Watson: Ok. Then what's the bank information for the transfer?
Emma Watson: You wanna do it tonight
Emma Watson: Or you just go to the Walmart
Sal: I don't do Walmart. I will do you.
Emma Watson: No just go to the Walmart or store
Sal: Emma, there's weird people there.
Sal: Now, listen to you man and send the bank account.
Sal: Do not be disrespectfull or unlistening.
Emma Watson: Okay fine babe
Emma Watson: I will respect you
Emma Watson: Bank Name- TD Bank Account name- <snipped>
Account Number- <snipped>
Routing- 054001725
Swift:NRTHUS33 XXX
Address- <snipped>
Sal: And send that tittie pic so I can send the $900.
