Back after a long absence, during which I did keep baiting. A scammer contacted me with the following letter one day:
BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE CHAMBERS.
NO.29, RANDUL AVENUE,TOPEA,IKATEA,
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.
ATTN::Keith Aubery
MY NAME IS BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE, I AM A PRIVATE ATTORNEY AND I HAVE A CLIENT WHO IS INTERESTED IN INVESTING SUM GOOD MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY.MY CLIENT IS A VERY IMPORTANT AND PROMINENT PERSON WHO HAS MANDATED ME TO CONTACT YOU FOR A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS TRANSACTION. MY CLIENT IS BY NAME MRS. LORA GARUBA DEMOLA AND SHE IS THE WIFE OF A LATE FORMER VICE HEAD OF STATE IN MY COUNTRY COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.
HER HUSBAND FORMER LATE VICE PRESIDENT GARUBA DEMOLA MADE A LOT OF MONEY THROUGH OIL PROCEEDS DURING HIS TENURE IN OFFICE. INTACT, IT WAS DISCOVERED AFTER HIS DEATH THAT HE WAS WORTH WELL OVER $1.5 BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND SOME OF THIS MONEY WAS RETRIEVED AFTER HE DIED WHILE SOME WAS RECOVERED FROM OFFICIALS THAT SERVED UNDER HIM DURING HIS REIGN AS FORMER VICE PRESIDENT OF COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC THE TRUTH OF THIS CASE IS THAT MY CLIENT DESPITE THE PROBLEM SHE IS GOING THROUGH NOW, SHE STILL HAS A LOT OF MONEY IN HER POSSESSION.WHICH SHE INTENDS TO INVEST OUTSIDE OUR COUNTRY.
WHAT MY CLIENT NEEDS FROM YOU NOW IS A RELIABLE ACCOUNT WHERE SHE CAN TRANSFER SOME MONEY BUT MIND YOU, ALL THE MONEY IN HER POSSESSION CAN NOT LEAVE AT ONCE BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BUILD CONFIDENCE AND TRUST IN SOMEONE WHO WOULD NOT EXPOSE HER PLAN TO REMIT AND POSSIBLY INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY.
SO SHE HAS AGREED THAT I SHOULD MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR THE TRANSFER OF $45.5 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND YOU ARE FREE TO NEGOTIATE YOUR MODE OF COMPENSATION EVEN AS SHE INTENDS TO INVEST THE MONEY IN YOUR COUNTRY. PLEASE, DO NOT HESITATE TO INDICATE YOUR VIEW OF THIS REQUEST BY CONTACTING ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL, SO THAT THE NECESSARY ARRANGEMENTS CAN BE MADE FOR THE MONEY TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
DUE TO THE PRESENT SITUATION OF MY CLIENT, I WOULD BE HAPPY IF THIS REQUEST CAN BE KEPT A SECRET. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO NOTE THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED. I HOPE MY CLIENT WOULD BE HAPPY INVESTING WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.DO PROVIDE ME WITH THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HELPING MY CLIENT INVEST THIS INVESTMENT FUND $45,500,000.00 (FORTY FIVE MILLION –FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS).
FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CELL PHONE NO:
HOME PHONE NO:
WHATSAPP NO:
AGE:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
PLEASE KINDLY SEND DOWN YOUR REPLY THROUGH MY PERSONAL
E-MAIL::
THANKS,
YOURS SINCERELY.
REV:BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE.
URGENT INVESTMENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP



I replied with my classic Keith character:
Dear Sir.
Thanks for this, but what led you to contact me? I'm a bookstore clerk in New Mexico and though I am very trustworthy I cannot fathom how you chose me. Thanks anyway and please do reply me back soonest with further details.
Keith
BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE CHAMBERS.
NO.29, RANDUL AVENUE,TOPEA,IKATEA,
COTONOU BENIN REPUBLIC.
ATTN::Keith
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your response message duly, thank you so much for your immediate response to my proposal message, in reference to my first mail to you, I told you that we want to invest this investment funds in your country, in any business field of your choice with your idea and help.,feel free to do that,
Therefore, all we want you to do without further delay is to provide us with your banking account information as requested below for this investment funds transfer.
After a closed-door meeting with my client today, we have agreed to give,grant you twenty five (25%) percent of this total sum(45.5M)as a compensation, your own share for your assistance and helping us to move out, invest this investment funds for us in your country for investment purpose.Also, you will be entitled to 25% of the profit/AROI,while the investor will be entitled to 75%,in view of above to enable us proceed to the process of transferring this funds into your designated bank account in your country ,you are required to send down to me your following information for the immediate transfer of this investment funds into your account in your country.
Full Name:
Full Address:
Direct Cell phone Number:
Home phone Number
Whatsapp Number:
Date of Birth :
Your Age:
Current Occupation :
Martial Status:
A Copy of Your Identity:
Bank Name :
Bank Address:
Account Number:
Account Routing Number:
Account Swift Code:
account name:
It is my intention to come over to your country to meet with you face to face , but that should be when this fund is finally transferred, confirmed into your account,before we can discuss my coming over to your country.
As soon as you send down the above required details, it will be immediately submitted to the African Development Bank Group Of Cotonou Benin Repubique De Benin (ADBG) Bank immediately for this investment funds transfer,i will also send to you a paper of agreement which you will sign and return back to me together with other relevant documents,thereby giving you hundred percent power and legal authority to receive this investment fund legally on our behalf and as our investment partner, trustee over there in your country legally.
For more information and confidentiality of this transaction, if you have any questions feel free to contact me through my Whatsapp Number(+22954117198)
I am looking forward to hearing and also receiving your information as requested above, to enable us to proceed to our next line of action immediately.
Remain Highly Blessed.
Yours Sincerely.
BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE.
I replied with partial info:
Dear Barrister Bernard.
Here is the information you requested although I am unsure why you're are needing so much of it. See below:
Full Name: Keith -------- A.
Full Address: ---------------------------- Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87031
Direct Cell phone Number:
Home phone Number: 1 800 LENNY
Whatsapp Number:
Date of Birth : 4th August, 1997
Your Age: 26
Current Occupation : Bookstore Clerk
Martial Status: Single
A Copy of Your Identity: Attached
Bank Name : Nusenda Credit Union
Bank Address: ------------------- Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87198
Account Number: ---------------3949
Account Routing Number: -------------3665
Account Swift Code: N/A
account name: Keith -------- A.
Have a great day and get back to me soonest with the updates. Have a great day!
Keith
He replied all happy:
COPY THIS TEXT OF APPLICATION AND SEND IT TO THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK(ADBG)BANK MR.BABS COKER IMMEDIATELY
HIS DIRECT CONTACT EMAIL:
([email protected])
OR
([email protected])
DIRECT CONTACT PHONE::+22=============
Date:2024/06/26
ATTN::DR.BABS COKER
APPLICATION FOR THE TRANSFER OF($45.5)FORTY FIVE MILLION - FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS )ONLY INVESTMENT FUND).
I,Keith ------- A.,-------------------------- Albuquerque, New Mexico,87031-USA.Hereby apply for the release of the above stated amount to me.The said money belonged to my business, investment trustee partner BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE and her client MRS.LORA GARUBA DEMOLA.
I have duly consulted with attorney Barrister Bernard Ebube in your country Cotonou-Benin-Republic and I have been given the mandate to receive the investment funds since I am the investment partner and trustee to Barrister Bernard Ebube and her client Mrs.Lora Garuba Demola,The investment funds depositor with your Bank AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)Bank.
I would appreciate it if my application would be granted and the investment fund ($45.5)be released, transfer to me within the shortest possible time as a power of attorney document, other claims, transfer documents has been submitted to your office, other appropriate offices ,through attorney Barrister Bernard Ebube, my partner .
Sincerely Yours,
Keith ---------- A.
--------------------------- Albuquerque, New Mexico,87031-USA
Being the good little mugu I am, I sent that letter to the new character who replied back within 30 minutes:
ATTN::Keith Aubery
Attached are the legal approved two documents for your investment funds ($45.5M) payment, I will get back to you by tomorrow with further details for your payment.
CONGRATULATIONS
REGARDS,
MR.BABS COKER.
THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)


Obligatory fraudulent documentation was attached. I forwarded it to Barrister Bernard, because I am - again - a good little mugu. He replied:
From The Desk of Barrister Bernard Ebube.
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR BANKING, CONTACT DETAILS FOR THE TRANSFER OF THIS INVESTMENT FUND DULLY,BE FULLY INFORMED THAT ALL THE LEGAL PROCESSED DOCUMENTS FOR THIS VENTURE AND TRANSFER OF THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY LEGALLY AS ARRANGED,AGREED HAS ALREADY BEEN PROCESSED, SUBMITTED TO THE APPROPRIATE DEPARTMENT, MINISTRIES AT THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK.
THE LEGAL SUBMITTED POWER OF ATTORNEY,OTHER DOCUMENTS ALREADY SUBMITTED TO THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK, AUTHENTICATES THE GENUINENESS OF THIS ENTIRE VENTURE AT THE SAME TIME GIVING YOU LEGAL POWER AND AUTHORITY TO RECEIVE THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS FROM THE AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK WHERE IT HAS BEEN DEPOSITED IN YOUR FAVOR FOR ONWARD TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES AS STATED IN THE LEGAL SUBMITTED DOCUMENTS.
BE FULLY INFORM THAT ANY MOMENT FROM NOW THE MANDATED PERSON IN CHARGE FOR THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS PAYMENT TRANSFER, DR.BABS COKER ,THE DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK WILL BE CONTACTING YOU FOR ONWARD ARRANGEMENT AS REGARDS TO THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY.
AUTHORITIES AND INSTRUCTIONS HAS BEEN PASSED TO DR.BABS COKER, THE DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK, THROUGH MY OFFICE , FEDERAL HIGH COURT AND APPROPRIATE LEGAL/NORMAL MINISTRIES FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ,TRANSFER OF THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS($45.5M)UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY TO YOU.
THEREFORE, AS SOON AS YOU HEAR FROM THE DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)BANK DR.BABS COKER,GET IN TOUCH WITH ME IMMEDIATELY FOR ONWARD DIRECTIVES.
I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU AS STATED ABOVE,YOU DID NOT INCLUDE THE COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE,INCLUDING YOUR WHATSAPP NUMBER IN THE DETAILS YOU FORWARDED TO ME,KINDLY FORWARD IT TO ME ON YOUR RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE
REMAIN HIGHLY BLESS AND MY REGARDS TO YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND WELL-WISHERS.
N.B. I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY BUT IT SHOULD BE IMMEDIATELY THIS INVESTMENT FUNDS IS CONFIRMED TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,I HAVE TO BE OVER HERE TO FOLLOW UP THE TRANSFER AND MAKE SURE THAT IT IS SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ALREADY PROVIDED DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE I WILL COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY.
REMAIN HIGHLY BLESSED.
YOURS TRULY.
BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE
I replied:
Dear Monk:
Thank you sir!! I'll check my email and get back to you if there is anything from Babs Coker. Have a great day!
Keith
My idiot self has been stressed and was dealing with two scammers at once, including one named Monk. Mercifully Bernard never noticed my slipup and gave me the next part in the saga the next day:
From The Desk of Barrister Bernard Ebube.
ATTN::Keith Aubery
Beloved brother in the Lord.
How are you and about your entire family and well wishers today, I hope that all of you are strong healthy.
I am also wishing you harmony, peace in your entire family, progress and success in your entire homes, throughout your life time almighty God shall continue to crown all of your life efforts with all the Blessings according to his reaches in Blessings and Glory.
It is the promise of the Almighty God that you will eat the fruit of your labor .you will not build and another inhabits, surely, you must possess your possessions in the year 2024,all the days of your life.
This is your time to shine; God is set to favor you. His favor shall compass round you, your entire family as a shield .this is your year of favor and extraordinary testimonies all the days of your life.
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your last email message duly, my client MRS. LORA GARUBA DEMOLA, was involved in an accident with her car since day before yesterday.
And she was at the hospital intensive care department receiving oxygen treatment and she is not responding very well to her treatment/medications over here, I was busy since few days working on the necessary documentations, to secure the necessary documents for here to be transferred to a specialist hospital in India and finally i succeeded in securing all the necessary document, so she will be referred/transferred to a specialist hospital in India first thing tomorrow morning.
Although that does not disturb our ongoing business transaction, since the documentation for the transfer of the investment fund is already signed, approved with the bank ADBG with your name, on your name to receive the investment funds.
As regards to my last email message in which I instructed you to contact the bank, that instruction has been duly passed to them through all the appropriate department to release, wire release this investment funds into your account without further delay, now I want to find out from you exactly what is going on, have you received any communication from the ADBG bank Director DR.BABS COKER, let me know exactly what is the situation report on your receipt of this message ,if you have resumed communication with the bank, tell me exactly what is the position of things with your communication with the ADBG bank, so that I will be able to keep you directed accordingly.
I am looking forward to your response soon.
REMAIN HIGHLY BLESSED.
Yours Sincerely.
BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE.
I replied:
Dear Barrister:
Thanks for your mail. I'm so sorry to hear about Mrs. Demola's incident. If you're able, give her my well wishes and tell her I'm keeping her in my prayers.
Dr. Babs Coker did indeed write me and he emailed me some documents. I hope it is to your satisfaction sir, sometimes my autism makes me forget random things (I have no autism in real life). For instance, am I supposed to be using your 07@gmail email address? Or the 1@gmail email address? Please clarify and have a great night.
Keith
This morning we finally got the request for payment from Babs Coker:
ATTN::KEITH PARKER AUBERY
RE - CONFIRMATION OF PAYMENT LETTER OF (US$45.5M) ONLY APPROVED INVESTMENT FUNDS PAYMENT.
-----------------------------------
I hereby approve your payment of (US$45.5M) approved investment funds as stipulated in the banking and financial decrees and by laws of the Government of Cotonou Benin Republic.
Your below details which were submitted for the remittance of this investment funds by BARRISTER BERNARD EBUBE/KEITH PARKER AUBERY, which is you was also received noted and approved/submitted into our telegraphic machinery network.
=====DETAILS:==============
<redacted>
=========INSERTED/KTT/103MSS56======
You are therefore required to pay the total sum of ($60,000) only, being your approved investment funds refundable wire transfer security deposit fee/cost. As it is in our foreign remittance rules and regulation that this fee($60,000)to be received directly from you as the receiver of this investment funds (US$45.5M) before the remittance/release of your approved investment funds(US$45.5M) will take place into your above listed account details accordingly.
Your approved investment funds are already totally logged in our wire transfer network, your funds are now only awaiting this fee($60,000)only, being your approved investment funds refundable wire transfer security deposit fee/cost., its record and the instant remittance, release of your total(US$45.5M) to you accordingly.
Your urgent compliance to this matter will highly help for an instant remitting of your funds in your Favor & you receive your total funds (US$45.5M)hence we receive the aforementioned($60,000)only, being your approved investment funds refundable wire transfer security deposit fee/cost., without any further delay.
Be again informed that no transfer without This($60,000)only, being your approved investment funds refundable wire transfer security deposit fee/cost, first or else I will be charged for doing against our ADBG BANK, current funds transfer approved operating policy .
CONGRATULATIONS,
YOURS SINCERELY.
DR.BABS COKER.
THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK GROUP(ADBG)
Now no one is going to have $60,000 they can just send overseas. So I'm going to quit the easygoing mugu act for a bit and throw in a few monkey wrenches:
Dear Babs Coker:
Thanks for your mail. However, I am quite curious how the sum went to $60,000. I could raise this but I am needing some things from you before I pay this.
First, it is impossible to transfer such a large sum easily without attracting attention and possibly getting falsely accused of money laundry, which I wish to avoid. Secondly, I would like an itemised breakdown of the fees here so I can be sure I'm paying correct. This is not because of a lack of trust, this is merely surprise and for my records. Thank you for your understanding and I hope to see the documentation soonest.
Keith
Hopefully we get an itemised list of every single expense. We shall see!