SCAMBAIT NAME:
PRINCESS GRACE
SCAMBAITER: BEN KENOBI
HERE IS MY FAVORITE SCAM OF ALL. THE PICTURES SHE SENT ARE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN PROVOCATIVE POSITIONS AND THE ONES I SENT HER ARE STAR WARS RELATED.
Good Day,
Im very sorry to bother you with my E-mail. But I want you to understand that I truly need your assistance to this great offer Im offering you from the source of my mind. Before anything I want touse this opportunity to introduce myself.
My name is Grace Smith, I am 22 years old from London England, where I school and work as a tailor. I am the only daughter of my parents. My father died on a fatal motoraccident on the 6th March 2001, on his way to see my sick mother at hospital where she was admitted for Cancer treatments, she also gave up when she heard about the news of the death of my father in same day and hospital where she was (Kings Hospital here in the United Kingdom), maytheir gentle soul rest in perfect peace.
Before the death of myfather, he had willed part of his Real Estate and the total amounts of£50,000,000.00 (Fifty Million Pounds Sterling) to me. Now at his death,and because things have become very hard for me paying my school feesand taking care of my other needs which the tailoring job I do as a parttime after my school couldn't help, so, I went to our Bank where this money was deposited.
I was shocked when the Manager of the Bankexplained to me that I will not be able to draw from the money, becausemy father had put a clause on the will, saying that before I will begiven access to the money, I will either have to be 27 years old orabove, or I will be given access to the money, if I get married before the age of 27 years, in which case, my husband will be legible tocollect the money on my behalf the marriage we are talking about is not a true marriage we just need the marriage certificate to present to the bank so that they will release the fund.
But today I am only 22 years. And I have no access to the money till I'm 27 years which is the more reason why I am contacting you to stand as my husband to claim this money on mybehalf as a next of kin to my late father with the Bank, If I can trustyou, I will need your assistance in this regard please. I will want youto stand in as my own husband even if you are married already you can still claim this money on my behalf because I will provide all necessarydocumentation of my late father and a marriage certificate between youand I to show the Bank that we're legally married before the BritishHigh Court here in United Kingdom.
As soon as I hear from you I willsend you the Bank Managers contact information, so you can contact himand demand the payment of your wife's money to you. I will follow it upfrom here, providing him with the necessary marriage certificate andother documents, to authenticate our union. Should you be interested inhelping me, please write back to me.
I hope that we shall discusshow you want remunerated when you get back to me. For my part, I shall be more than willing to part with 35% of the total sum to you while 10% will be mapped out for any expenses to receive the money from theBank where this was deposited that is to let you know that you will helpme both financially and with your honest mind to enable me get thenecessary documents that would back this deal. Please remember that I amwriting you this email purely on the ground of trust. While thistransaction last, we must be able to put emotions aside and face it,perhaps after everything, we might find a need for that if you are still single?.I will be waiting to hear from you soon.
Yours Truly,
Grace Smith.
THE NORMAL BS
Dear Princess Grace,
I am a man of the utmost repute, a member of the federation and a businessman. I read your message with great interest and understanding, I understand you want a safe place for your money, I am sure I can help you provided we trust each other. 30% of the sum seems like a fair amount to me.
Please write back soon and tell me more,
Ben Kenobi
HOOKED!!!!
Dear Ben Kenobi,
I read your mail with many thanks.
Im very happy to hear you are willing to help me toward this transaction,
I will be part taken with you on this transaction with 35% of the total money
£50,000,000.00 (Fifty Million Pounds Sterling) but I just want to be sure
if my money will be in save hands with you.
Second I will advice you not to discuss this transaction with someone else,
as you are a member of clergy and business woman and charity organization.
Fine below a copy of my international passport photo page, my regular pictures,
and a scanned copy of the original WILL, which my late father used in depositing
the funds with the Bank. So, for us to proceed on this transaction I will need
the following information below:
Full & native name:
Address, private phone & fax number:
Scanned copy of your international passport/drivers license:
Fathers first and second name:
Fathers occupation:
As soon as you provide this information, I will proceed to the Court (Royal
Crown Court of England) to meet with a lawyer who will arrange the marriage
certificate that you are to use to contact my late father attorney so he can
provide other documents, which my late father used in depositing the funds with
the Bank after providing the documents to you, he will also give you the contact
information of the Bank and the person in charge of the deposited funds.
I will be looking
forward to hear from you with the required information.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
NEXT LETTER
Dear Grease
I am insulted that
you called me a woman. I am a MAN. My name is BEN "Obi Wan" Kenobi.
Ben is a man's name. Are you saying that I am a HOMOSEXUALITY?
You are asking about my father well he was a dedicated and legendary Jedi Knight
and had a long and tumultuous career that has helped shape the fate of an entire
galaxy. When he was 25 standard years old, he was caught up in the important
events of the Battle of
Naboo. At the time he was a Padawan learner, apprenticed to Jedi Master Qui-Gon
Jinn.
Dooku attempted
to escape the battle, but my dad and Anakin gave chase. They caught up with
the old Jedi in a hidden hangar. Though he instructed Anakin to join him in
a coordinated attack against Dooku, the headstrong Padawan rushed in only to
be incapacitated
by Dooku's surprising dark side attack.
The Dark Lord confronted
my dad as the Jedi was returning to the Falcon. After decades of delay, Vader
finally squared off against his former master. As a diversionary tactic to help
the others escape, my dad sacrificed himself to Vader. The Dark Lord struck
the
Jedi down, and my dad became one with the Force. He left behind no body, just
empty robes and his own Jedi weapon.
So my father is dead.
HOW ARE WE GOING
TO GET THIS MONEY THEN? WHAT HAVE I
GOT TO DO?
Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi
Dear Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi,
I'm very sorry if I had in any way insulted you in my previous mail. Please
I can not proceed with any documents without you providing me the required information,
with the information which I have asked you I will used it to meet with a lawyer
who will
obtain and notarize a marriage certificate that you will use to contact my late
father attorney to enable him provide you other legal documents which my late
father used in depositing the funds with the Bank and he would provide you the
full contact
information of the Bank and the person in charge for you to contact in respect
of this funds.
Im also sorry to hear about the death of your
father. You can still send me his information while
he was still a live so the lawyer can fill in his
information where it was supposed to be in the
marriage certificate, so it would look authentic for
the bank to transfer the funds to you.
When the Bank transfers the funds into your
account we will proceed together where Im to meet
you for the sharing of the funds.
I will be waiting to hear from you
Best Regards
Grace Smith
I LET HER STEW
Dear Ben Kenobi,
Please after my previous mail, I have not been hearing from you, I hope you
are still interested in claiming tis funds on my behalf.
Best Regards
Grace Smtih
Dear Grace
I just sent you an email with my information about my father. Did you not get it?
May the foreskin be with you.
Ben Kenobi
SOME HOW WE CROSS EMAILS BUT YOU GET THE IDEA
Dear Grace Smith;
First of all, do
not write to me in Italics. My eyes
are almost as old as Yoda's and I have a hard time
reading as it is.
I havent received
a copy of your international
passport photo page, your regular pictures, and your
scanned copy of the original will. Why is this? You
need my information so here it is. Now give me yours.
Full& native
name: Ben Kenobi
Address, private phone & fax number: Tatooine. It is a
small spartan hut that sits atop a quiet hill beyond
the Dune Sea. We have no fax machine. Phone number to
the Mos Eisley Spaceport 415-662-1800
Scanned copy of
your international passport/drivers
license: I have a galaxy license, it cannot be copied
Fathers first and second name: Ben Kenobi
Fathers occupation: Jedi Knight
A little about
me Grace. After rescuing him from
Tusken Raiders, I took Luke Skywalker to his hut.
There, I gave Luke the gift of Anakin Skywalker's
lightsaber, and started the young farmboy down the
path of Jedi Knighthood. Today he is doing well and I
treat him like a son. Do you ever take young farmboys
to your hut?
Sincerely
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisley Spaceport
Dear Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi,
I read your mail
and I really do not understand it's content,please kindly re-send the following
information below: I'm sending you my information so get back to me with yours.
1. Your full native names.
2. Full contact address
3. International Passport / Drivers License or Numbers.
4. Date of Birth.
5. A scan passport copy.
6. Private phone & fax number
7. Occupation
8. Fathers first & second name
9. Fathers occupation
To proceed on this
transaction, I want an assurance of your trustworthiness, faithfulness and sincerity
in this transaction. A lot of people change the moment money gets into their
account, they become very greedy and wild and could go as far as killing the
other partner who brought the business just for selfish and personal interest.
I dont want to deal with such a person as far as this fund is concerned
because this fund is what my late father labored for me before his death and
I wouldnt want you to take an advantage of me since Im a lady.
Please take note and remember to keep this transaction very secret and confidential
until you have this fund in your possession and please send all the required
information to me as soon as possible.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
SHE ATTACHES SOME SMALL SEXY PICS AND SOME FAKE DOCUMENTS. NOTHING REALLY EXCITING
THOUGH
Dear Grace Smith;
Thank you for your
sweet reply to my last letter and I
hope someday I can get you in the back door. It would
be my pleasure to do so and I would be honored. Do you
like gifts? I can maybe supply you with a Rolex watch
or a laptop computer when we meet.
As for your pictures,
well Grace, I am rather
disappointed. I opened them up and could not see them.
They were too small. As I told you before, my eyes are
as old as Yoda and I cannot see very well. Please send
me LARGER copies of you pictures and documents.
I hope we can proceed
with the transaction right away,
so here is my infomation again.
1. Your full native
names. Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi
2. Full contact address Tatooine. It is a
small spartan hut that sits atop a quiet hill beyond
the Dune Sea. We have no fax machine. 1600 Los Gamos Drive, Suite 231 San Rafael,
CA 94903 TEL
415-492-3900. Phone number to the Mos Eisley Spaceport
415-662-1800 (thats where I hang out and drink)
3. International
Passport / Drivers License or
Numbers. I have a Galaxy license it cannot be copied
or duplicated
4. Date of Birth. 9/31/41
5. A scan passport copy. N/A
6. Private phone & fax number 415-662-1800
7. Occupation Jedi Knoght
8. Fathers first & second name Ben Kenobi
9. Fathers occupation Jedi Knight
Grace, I want to
assure you of my trustworthiness,
faithfulness and sincerity in this transaction and
that I will tell no one, even Yoda, of this
transaction.
Please send me your photos so I can see them.
Sincerely
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisely Spaceport
SHE SENDS THIS IN ITALICS. I FUCKING HATE ITALICS...NOT LISTENING GRACEY....
Dear Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi,
Im read your and understood the content of your mail together with the forwarded information, regarding to the pictures, I will enlarge it and re-send it to you. I will proceed to the Royal Crown Court to meet with a lawyer who will obtain and notarize the marriage certificate that you are to use to contact the Bank for the release of this funds to you, please note that to get this marriage certificate will cost us money but right now I dont know, I will update you as soon as I return from the Court tomorrow.
I hope to hear from me soon
Best Regards
Grace Smith
Dear Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi,
I just wish to let you know the out come of getting the marriage certificate as I told you that I will be going to the court with the information which you provided to me so I can meet with a lawyer who will obtain the marriage certificate on our behalf and notarize the marriage certificate so it will look authentic to the Bank and my late father attorney so they can release the funds to you.
I meet with the lawyer and I explained my situation and problems I am facing at tender age of mine right now and as I do not have any help from both parents as they are late now, I am very happy that he is willing to help us get the marriage certificate after I explained about my problems in respect of this claim, so he said to get this marriage certificate will cost us money that before anything he would have to check on your profile from the Court Java computerized system to check if you have any criminal records in the states, so I provide the following information as you have provided in your previous mail to me:
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
1600 Los Gamos
Drive, Suite 231 San Rafael,
CA 94903 -USA
Phone: 415-492-3900
Occupation: Jedi Knight
Tel:415-662-1800
Drivers Lisence Number: NIL
Fathers name: Ben Kenobi
Fathers Occupation: Jedi Knight
So, he made me understand that you are such a sincere and reliable person. He
said to get the marriage certificate it would cost us a total sum £323
Pounds (Three Hundred and Twenty-Three Pounds). He said I should make sure I
get the money either today or next, because he is a very busy person that I
might not see again when I come back to look for him at the court for this purpose
of getting the marriage certificate, so I noted his name, office address, private
phone number and e-mail address, So, I promised him that I'll be back as soon
possible, so I can contact you being the person that wants to stand as my husband
to claim this funds to let me know how much you can raise.
Kindly send the marriage certificate fee through the lawyer office clerk with
below information via western union money transfer:
Mark Adams
79 Charing Cross Road, London,
WC2H 0NE
London England
As soon you make the transfer for the marriage certificate you are advice to get back to me with the following information according to the lawyer:
Senders full name & address
Receivers name
MTCN (Money Transfer Control number)
Text question & answer
As soon we provide this marriage certificate to my late father attorney he would get other documents which the Bank would like to see before the funds could be transfer to you, if the Bank verify the marriage certificate through Royal Crown Court of England, which is the court where the lawyer want to notarize the marriage certificate on our behalf, the funds will be transfer into your account within 72 hours as soon as they are through with there verification with the marriage certificate.
I will be waiting to hear from you with the transfer details, so I can take it to the lawyer to enable his office clerk to pick the money here in western union out let without any delay.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
I SEND HER A PIC OF THE WORLDS UGLIEST DOG
Hello Grace
What a wonderful
suprise it was today to receive your
letter, I was so happy I was wet with nut.
Before we go any
further, I want to know something. Is
it you and I going to be married? If it is, I want to
cosumate the marriage right away.
What is your tender age and why have you not sent the
enlarged photos?
I am so sorry that
I havent written sooner but I had
an accident yesterday. We were delivering turnips to
Alderaan and we were attacked by Tusken Raiders. This
upset Yoda, my dog, and he bit me causing me to fall
off the turnip truck. Have you ever fallen off the
turnip truck? Let me tell you, it was no fun. So here
I am black and blue and a little sore from Yoda's
bite.
I would love to
meet you someday at the Mos Eisley
Spaceport and bring you gifts and some of our
wonderful food. We have fur burgers that are out this
world and Lea, my neighbor who thinks she is a
princess, has the best fur burger in the galaxy. I
have even tasted her burger. Let me tell you, if you
finish it off with a cow pie for dessert and take a
golden shower, you are good to go for a week. Maybe
you me and Lea can play hide the light sabre someday.
You said to get
the marriage certificate it would cost
us a total sum £323 Pounds (Three Hundred and
Twenty-Three Pounds), are we going to split that or
are you going to cover the expense? We dont have
pounds here, we only have Henways. Do you know whats a
Henway? About 3 pounds. So I need to know how to get
the money to you or to your English contact.
Attached is a picture of Yoda, my dog.
Sincerely
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
1600 Los Gamos Drive, Suite 231 San Rafael, CA 94903 -USA
Phone: 415-492-3900
GRACE NEEDS FOOD ON HER TABLE...HAHA
Dear Ben "Obi Wan" Kenobi,
I read and understood the content of your mail!
Yes, the marriage certificate that the lawyer want to get to us will indicate that you are I are married, so that you can contact my late father attorney with the marriage certificate to enable him provide you other legal documents which you are to use to contact the Bank for the release of this funds. Though the marriage certificate will be authenticated here in Royal crown Court of England in case the Bank wish to verify the marriage certificate before the funds could be transfer into your account
I'm very sorry to hear about the accident you had yesterday let give thank to God almighty that nothing serious happen to you because life is more important than material things we say in world today, I'm sending you a large pictures of me I believe you would love to see them. I will be more than happy to meet you as soon as the Bank transfer the funds into your bank account because as soon as the money get approval I will proceed to meet you in the states for the sharing of the money but if you wish to have me as your wife we will try to know more about each other in person to see if things would work between us for us to be together as one for ever and we will invest the money in a business of ours.
Yes, the marriage certificate will cost us £323 Pounds (Three Hundred and Twenty-Three Pounds) and you are going to send it all to the lawyer to enable him get the marriage certificate that you are to use to contact my late father attorney and the Bank for the release of your wifes money into your account, then when the funds finally get into your account, you will take the expenses of the marriage certificate fee before we could share the money, as you know that I'm a student and working as a tailor as part time job I do when I return from school, the little money I earn is what I used in paying my bills as I need to put a food on my table.
Please send the money to the lawyer office clerk contact information as I have provided to you in my previous mail and get back to me with the transfer information to enable me send it to the lawyer so his office clerk can pick the money and for them to get the marriage certificate that you are to use to contact my late father attorney and the Bank for the release of this funds to you.
I will be waiting to hear from you
Best Regards
Grace Smith
I AM FALLING IN LOVE WITH GRACE
Dear Gracie Twiddlecakes,
I thank God, Sweet
baby Jesus and the orphans that
your responded to my last email. I am so glad you are
well and the foot doctor will be looking at my shoes
this weekend to see if I tore any laces so dont worry.
This Thanksgiving
I will be having a glorious
Herb-Butter-Roasted Turkey bird with festive
trimmings, including herbs, baby squash, Seckel pears,
crab apples, quinces, and a sprinkling of pomegranate
seeds. Of course we will be having stuffing, ear
potatoes, jizz gravy, hair pies, and big macs.
Now it is a shame
you cant let me call the attorney
for the marriage certificate. Can I use my atorney,
Han Solo? He is in England and is one of the best
there is. What bank will the money be transferred
from? I can actually get a marriage certificate here
and send it to the bank. When is your birthday, my
love?
Lets stop playing
games. I will send you my photograph
of me in our next email. I want you to have your
picture taken with you holding a sign with the words
"I LOVE BEN KENOBI" after all I will be your husband,
I also request YOUR telephone number.
If you get a true
image taken (not a forgery, I am a
trained photographer and I will spot forgeries
immediately) holding a sign in big letters so that I
can read it, I will assist you in this transaction.
All my love twiddlecakes,
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisley Spaceport
MY ATTEMPT FOR A TROPHY
Dear Grace
Today is Wednesday
and I am going to go make the
payment at Western Union. I need to hear from you. I
hope the Angels did not take you away like your
parents. I have to go the beach to go ice skating.
Love
Ben
Dear Ben,
I read your mail
and I'm very sorry for just getting
back to your mail because I have been busy with
studies, please if you are still interested in the
deal I contacted you to claim the money on my behalf
please make the payment for the marriage certificate
and get back to me with the information but if you are
not you can then forget about this deal since you are
doubting me.
I will be waiting to hear from you
Best Regards
Grace Smith
A LITTLE VACATION HUMOR AND MINNIE RIPPERSON SONG. I SEND HER PICS OF 2 HEAVY WOMEN FEEDING EACH OTHER IN THEIR UNDERWEAR
Dear Grease,
Oh, God you have
eased my suffering in this, my moment
of great despair! I am happy You did not admit this
good and decent woman into Thine arms and the flock in
Thine heavenly area up there. And Moab he laideth down
behind the land of the Canaanites.
And, yea, though the Hindus speak of karma.
I was so scared
I lost you, I threw away my light
sabre and vibrator. Please let me know if you decide
to study again, I dont want you to get in an accident.
My dear Grease,
you asked me to get the marriage
certificate it would cost us a total sum £323 Pounds
(Three Hundred and Twenty-Three Pounds). We dont have
pounds here, I told you that before we only have
Henways and dollars. Do you know whats a Henway? About
3 pounds. So I need to know how to get the money in US
Dollars to you or to your English contact. Could you
please provide me with the amount in US dollars? I
would prefer to fly to the land of the redcoats and
meet you in person and give you the cash. Why do you
ride on the wrong side of the road?
I told you I would
send you a picture of me and my
family. The one is of my sisters and the other is my
mom, God rest her little soul.
I may be a little
old, but honey I aint naive. Do you
think we can become romantic with each other after all
I am a handsome man?
Loving you is easy
cause your beautiful..la la la la
la....la la la la la. Please call me.
Love
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisley Spaceport
1600 Los Gamos Drive, Suite 231 San Rafael, CA 94903 -USA
Phone: 415-492-3900
FUNY PICTURES, COMFORTABLE WITH, SHE IS NOT
Dear Ben,
I got your mail and the attached pictures, I'm not comfortable with those funy pictures your called your family. Well if that is what you wish yourself...
Regarding the marriage certificate fee it will cost you a total sum of $600.21 in America Dollars, so you are advice to make the payment via western union money transfer via this information below:
Mark Adams
London-England
I will be waiting for the information
Thanks
Best Rgards
Grace Smith
I SENT THE MONEY TO THE WRONG CONTACT JUST TO PISS HER OFF A LITTLE. THE PIC
IS A NEW 1975 MERCURY PIMP CAR
Dear Grace
Today a sad day.
The angels took away my dear friend
of over 300 years, Yoda. He was a special dog to me,
he did things for me, he gave me swirleys. I now have
to prepare for a wedding so he can be crucified. Fo'
shizzle Pizzle...I'm on the track with the big Snoop
Dizzle. I have a new doggie named Snoop Dogg. He a
great dog when he aint doin da Kronic. Otherwise, he
smoke a few blunts den a few more den he get all
fucked up sticking his nose up my peeps ass. Sometimes
I want to pop a cap in his ass.
I am so sorry you
did not like my family. I do wish
you not insult me like that you fucking bitch. I did
not make fun of you ho bag cock sucking motherfucker.
I should bust out my 9 and light up your Impala or
Camel. Do you smoke cigarettes? I could sure use one
right about now.
I sent the money
by regular mail in the form of a
cashiers check in the amount of $600.21 to
Mark Adams
11 Hadyn Park Rd London, W12 9AQ
020 8740 4400
He should get it
next week and we will be rich, rich I
say, mwahhhhh haa haa haa! The tumbleweeds and prarie
dogs will be all ours and we can live on an enchanted
island in Harlem.
I wrote a poem for you grace
Lookin in the mirror tryin to figure out what he did
Cause he's only that big
Thinks he found a way to try and stop this pain
It's a dope thang...
Livin on the edge cause they know it's rough
Some money costs way too much
Tryin to find a place to hide the stash
So the cops won't bust they ass
Pickin up freaks while ridin in a Benzo
Rollin low keys sittin on Lorenzos
20 years-old with a million dollar game
It's a dope thang...
I got a new whip,
I hope you like it. I attached a
picture. Did you call me? Whats up?
With love
Ben "Obi Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisley Spaceport
APOLOGY TIME
Dear Grace;
I am sorry for
getting mad at you last week but after
Yoda died, I had to make repairs at the body shop's
tanning booth. I hope you are not mad at me and we can
still get on with this transaction.
Sincerely
Ben "Obi-Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisley Spaceport
SHE IS TRYING TO SCARE ME
Dear Ben,
I read your mail and I just wish to let you know that Im not in any way mad at you just that I dont like people who are unserious in doing something very important while the other party is serious. Well Im looking for someone else who will be serious to claim this funds on my behalf.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
Dear Grace;
I am so glad you
are ok and willing to give me another
chance. Just like Justin Timberlake bringing the beat
back are you bringing me back? I hope so. Is the
address I sen tthe check to the right one? I need to
get this rolling. Can I come to England to see you. I
have asked you this many times without answer. Whats
going on?
Sincerely
Ben
Dear ben,
I got your mail and I really don't know if you sent any payment via cheque because you never provide me any information to trace it so if you have any means of calling it back kindly go ahead to do such and if you are coming to London, you have your way here and I will higly welcome you when you come over here, I don't know why I'm not feeling comfortably to transact this deal with you again but if you just wish to come here for us to meet, I will really be happy. I'm using this opportunity to let you know that I will be looking for someone serious to claim this funds on my behalf because you arent showing any sign of seriousness, you were advice to make payment via western union you went ahead to make payment cheque do you have any ideal how many it would use to be clear? Please just forget about sending anything , I will let you know whan I finally meet someone to help me.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
TIME FOR GIFTS, THANKS FOR THE IDEAS FELLOW BAITERS. I MADE AN AWESOME BOARING
PASS FOR HER TO SEE
Dear Grease
I sent payment
through the mail because of Yoda's
death, I hope you understand. I will beflying to
London on Saturday to meet you. I will send you a copy
of my scanned boarding pass. I will be arriving in
London at around 7:30 am on Saturday at Heathrow
Airport. I need you address or confirmation that you
will be there to pick me up. Please Hold a sign with
my name on it especially if you are hiring a driver
for me.
Attached is a copy
of my boarding pass. Please be
there as I cancelled the check I sent by regular mail
and will bring cash with me. Would you like some
gifts? A laptop or some Rolex watches perhaps. Please
let me know my love.
Sincerely
Ben
SHE WRITES THIS IN ITALICS
Dear Ben,
I still don't believe you because you made me to throw away my trust on you for the fact that I'm seeing you as unserious person because you have not sent me a real picture of you all you could send is site pictures, so since I have lost my trust on you, I will no need your assistance in claiming this funds on my behalf even after we meet here.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
WHATEVER GRACE....
Dear Grace;
After I fell off
the turnip truck, things have not
been the same. Here is another picture of me so you
will recognize me at the airport. I asked you please
do not write in italics, this is the LAST TIME I am
telling you or the deal is off. My eyes cant take it.
Are you going to meet me so I can pay you this money
and we can get the certificate or what?.
I am thinking you
are not serious as you have not
called me or supplied me your phone number. Anyone who
is serious would do that before they meet.
Sincerely
Ben Kenobi
SHE IS BRINGING HER LATE FATHER TO THE AIRPORT...WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL?
Dear Ben
I'm sorry if you have been thinking I've not been serious regarding to this deal you made me to start showing unserious ness the very day you asked me to go take picture holding a blank paper indicating I love you, so I wave my mind in you because I sent you a copy of my international passport which you can use to trace me down if I do anything to cheat you which is not right to send to people over the net but I risked it just to prove how honest I'm to transact this deal with you but you keep on asking me to snap and send you another one, if you do not trust me, you can withdraw from this transaction as we've not exchange any documents regarding to this transaction, even a copy of your international passport or drivers license I asked you, you never provide it and you are asking me to give you more.
If you know you are really coming, send the marriage certificate fee to the lawyer to obtain and notarize the marriage certificate on our behalf before you arrive here so we can go together to the bank where this funds was deposited to know what it requires to claim this funds, so if really you are serious get the money sent via western union money transfer with below information:
Mark Adams
London England
Upon the receipt of the marriage certificate transfer you made via western union money transfer, you are to provide it to me to enable the lawyer office clerk pick the money without any delay, so I and my late father will come and pick you at the airport with the copy of our marriage certificate, without making the payment no deal.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
GRACE IS PISSING ME OFF.....
Dear Grace
I thought I made
it clear to you that I could not read
the attachments. You sent only a copy of the will that
I could read. My eyes are as old as Yoda and I could
not read them. Do you understand? That is why I asked
you to send a copy of the picture with the words I
love Ben Kenobi on it. Do you have anal lube in your
ears? Were you not listening?
I do not have a
driver's licence and my passport is
issued by the Confederacy of Independent Systems, also
known as the Separatists, and I would be seriously
punished or have it revoked if I were to copy it and
send it online. Do you understand?
I spoke with Jedi
Count Dooku, who was once Qui-Gon
Jinn's master. He said the same damn thing as I said
above. But just to be sure, I went to Padmé on
Geonosis to see a Sith Lord called Darth Sidious. He
said the same fucking thing. I was so scared I nearly
fell off the turnip truck again. Thankfully I had Jedi
and clone reinforcements, led by Jedi Masters Mace
Windu and my new dog Yoda.
Grace, what is
this thing about you and you late
father coming to pick me up at the airport? Are you
bringing his body? Will it be in a coffin? Is he
really dead? What about the smell? I have a new
turquiose loincloth that I do not want stained or
smelling like rotting flesh. Should I remove it before
I arrive?
Please clear this
up for me. Please include your
address so I can come see you my wife.
Sincerely
Ben"Obi-Wan"
Kenobi
Mos Eisely Spaceport
GRACE GETS FEED UP
Dear Ben
After going through your mail I was so feed up by laughing regarding to the question you are asking about the death of my late father and the cloth, you are talking about, I missed typed by omitting "attorney" what I actually meant was that. I will be coming to the airport with my late father attorney to receive you. Im sending you a scanned copy of my international passport, so if you are really interested in claiming this funds on my behalf, send the marriage certificate fee, to enable you contact my late father attorney to know about your coming in respect of the bank to transfer the funds to you.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
Dear Grace Slick;
I am glad you are
amused by the death of your father.
Do you really think that is funny? What is FEED up
mean? Do you mean KEYED up? Maybe we can get KEYED up
at a crackhouse in London. Would you like that?
Its good to hear
from you again and I hope you still
love the smell of my engine parts. I now have sent
The full amount of the Marriage Certifiate fee required
which I sent tonight. Here's the info you'll need:
MTCN: 456-492-3557
Test Question: "Why arent the red snappers biting?"
Test Answer: "Your green dragon is not breathing
fire."
>
One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot each other.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If you dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!
>
>I cant wait to see you Saturday
>
>Your Love
>
>Ben Kenobi
>Mos Eisley Spaceport
Dear Ben,
You see the reason
why I said you are not serious, if
really you sent the marriage certificate fee why cant
you forward both the senders and receivers name?
Please send it to me so I can confirm before I forward
it to the lawyer.
Waiting to hear from you.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
Dear Grace;
The sender is me,
Ben Kenobi of Mos Eisley Spaceport,
the receiver is your attorney, Mark Adams,London England..OK?
Ben
I LOVE WHEN THIS HAPPENS
Dear Ben,
Good morning Mr. Ben
I have confirmed the information which you used in sending the money but the funds is not there, can you kindly forward me the transfer slip the western union provide to you after making the payment, or you should go back to the bank where you make the transfer and collect your money and forget about this deal, so the serious person can claim this funds on my behalf.
Best Regards
Grace Smith
OK I HAD ENOUGH. I USED YOUR FORMAT TO INFORM HER...THIS WAS A LOT OF FUN
Gracie;
I know Grace Smith is not your real name. You probably go under many different names. You have been wasting your time trying to scam me out of my money.
My name is NOT BEN "OBI WAN KENOBI".
He is a fictictional character from the movie Star Wars. From your very first
letter I knew you were a Nigerian 419 scam artist, trying to con me out of money.
I have been wasting your time, and me and my friends have gotten a HUGE laugh at your expense. Your stupid scam and your fake picture will soon be appearing on a web site where thousands of people will be able to read all the letters and see all the stupid pictures that I sent to you.