Crusade To A Fetish Village

Crusade To A Fetish Village

TITLE: Crusade To A Fetish Village
SCAMMER NAME: Donald Pedro
SCAMMER LOCATION: Owerri State & Lagos, Nigeria
SCAMBAITER: Scam Patroller

It all started off with an email sent to me by a known Nigerian charity scammer called, Donald Pedro, he rips of churches and charities and asked for a donation from my baiting church website, I guess he picked the wrong site this time :)

These are the characters in my bait.

I am Father O'Hanxxx, my emails are in green text.
The scammer, Donald Pedro, is in blue text.
The scammer, Reverend Samuel Peters (this is also Donald Pedro using different name), is in purple text.
I am Pope Benedict in brown text.
I am Father A Dxxx in bronze text.
My notes or comments are in black or highlighted in red text.

May 24th 2006, the scammer has applied for a grant through my fake church website, this is what he needs the grant for :).

Name: DONALD Pxxxx
Postal Address: 127 ROxxx ROAD OWxxx IMO STATE NIGERIA
Country: NIGERIA
Age: xx YRS
Date of Birth: 16/02/19xx
Occupation: FARMER/CHURCH PARISH WORKER
Email Address: xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Amount Required: 2000 POUNDS
Reason For Grant: TO SPONSOR A TWO WEEK CRUSADE IN A REMOTE AND FETISH VILLAGE TO RID IT OF ITS AGE LONG FEMALE DEITY BELIEVED TO BE EATING UP FEOTUS/EMBRYO MONTHLY FOR SACRIFISE.MANY ATTEMPTS TO GET RID OF IT PREVIOUSLY HAD SOME RESULTANT FATAL EFFECTS ON THE TEAM BUT NOW,REKNOWNED MEN OF GOD ARE WILLING TO COME WITH ME IF I AM READY.VERY STRONG MEN OF GOD EVEN SOME FROM GHANA.

THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COPERATION.

He sent that 3 times using the online form on my church baitin website, and just to make sure he sent it as normal email as well, I really must find out more about this :)

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I JUST FILLED AND SUBMITTED YOUR GRANT FORM BUT I FEAL I SHOULD ALSO NOTIFY YOU ON MY REASONS FOR THE GRANT. REASON.....

TO SPONSOR A TWO WEEK CRUSADE IN A REMOTE AND FETISH VILLAGE TO RID IT OF ITS AGE LONG FEMALE DEITY BELIEVED TO BE EATING UP FEOTUS/EMBRYO MONTHLY FOR SACRIFISE.MANY ATTEMPTS TO GET RID OF IT PREVIOUSLY HAD SOME RESULTANT FATAL EFFECTS ON THE TEAM BUT NOW,REKNOWNED MEN OF GOD ARE WILLING TO COME WITH ME IF I AM READY.VERY STRONG MEN OF GOD EVEN SOME FROM GHANA.

THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED COPERATION.

YOURS BROTHERLY

DONALD SEAN PEDRO.

I think we need to get some more info about it first of all, I sent him this.

Dear Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, it is absolutely outrageous that a deity is eating the feotus's and embryo's of unborn children for sacrifice, I have heard of these deities before and the evil they do, please give me a full account of what has been happening with regards to this evil doer and the fetish village, I want to know exactly what goes on there in detail, what practises do they do in the fetish village?

I would like a full written breakdown of all the individual costs that will be incurred on this crusade, please state all items that will be required to deal with the deity.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Got a reply, the lads really do make me laugh with the stuff they come up with :)

DEAR FATHER O’H,

THANKS FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

IT IS BELIEVED THAT THIS DEITY IS FEMALE AND WAS A WIFE TO THE god OF THUNDER"AMADI-OHA" BY THE PEOPLE OF THIS VILLAGE. THEIR ANCESTORS WORSHIPPED HER TO THE FULLEST BEFORE THE EARLY MISSIONARIES EXPLORED.

AT A TIME MAY BE EARLY 40’S TILL RECENTLY,THE ACTIVITIES IN THE SHRINE WEREN’T TAKEN SERIOUSLY BUT JUST FEW YEARS AGO,A NEW SHRINE PRIEST[OCCULTIC]WAS IMPLANTED TO RUN THE ACTIVITIES OF THE SHRINE AND THIS NEW PRIEST WITH VIGOR STARTED OBSERVING SOME OF THE ABANDONED RITUAL PRACTISES TO THE god.

ANY PREGNANT WOMAN THAT DOES NOT BRING AT LEAST A COCK a what, oh that sort of cock :) DURING HER GESTATION PERIOD USUALLY HAVE A STILL BIRTH AND ANY NON-INDEGINEOUS LADY[PREGNANT]THAT PASSES THE WAY OF THE SHRINE GETS MISCARRIAGE WITHIN A WEEK.THIS DOES HAPPEN AND SEVERAL RELIGIOUS GROUPS HAVE TRIED TO DESTROY HER TO NO AVAIL,THOUGH THEY ARE NOT SUCH A FORCE.

SOMETIME IN NOVEMBER LAST YEAR IN MY DREAM,THE LORD MINISTERED TO METHAT I WILL BE THE ONE TO FORM A FORMIDABLE FORCE TO DELIVER THE PEOPLE OF UMUCHOKO VILLAGE FROM THIS. SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN CONSULTING AND ARRANGING WITH VERY STRONG MEN AND WOMEN OF GOD ALMIGHTY INCLUDING A CATHOLIC REVEREND FATHER FROM MY VILLAGE.AND I HAVE ARRIVED AT THE MODALITIES. I HAVE PUT IN A LOT OF MY WIDOW’S MIGHT ON THIS PROJECT UNTIL GOD DIRECTED ME TO THE CHURCH OF GOODWILL.

AS TO THE BREAKDOWN ON THE INDIVIDUAL COSTS:

[1] THE AIR TICKETS OF THOSE COMING FROM GHANA AND THEIR FEEDING/ACCOMODATION FOR TWO WEEKS--------1,200 POUNDS

[2]HIRING OF CANOPIES AND MINI BUSES FOR CONVEYANCE-----300 POUNDS

THE CHURCH HAS PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEMS AND A COMPETENT GOSPEL BAND---NO COST a fricking band, at least that's free, damn, he could have got Ł300 for that if he had asked nicely :)

[3]HIRING THE BULLDOZER TO CLEAR THE SHRINE AFTER THE REVIVAL/DELIVERANCE SESSION-------200 POUNDS WTF, a bulldozer, not heard that one before, what a craker :)

[4]PRINTING OF HANDBILLS /RADIO AND TELEVISION AWARENESS JINGLES------200 POUNDS you having a laugh mate, radio and TV jingles, would love to hear those

THIS WILL TOTAL TO 1,950 POUNDS AS AGAINST 2000 POUNDS I REQUESTED. thanks, you saved me Ł50

BUT I GUESS THE EXTRA 50 POUNDS IS FOR OTHER MISCELLENOUS EXPENCES. I guess you didn't save me Ł50, make sure you use every pound wont you

ACTUALLY,WE ARE NOT RELYING SOLELY ON YOUR GRANT BUT IT WILL HELP A GREAT DEAL. yeah, I can just see people queuing up to help you with this

MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU ATTEND TO THIS. PLEASE IF IT WILL BE GRANTED ME,LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WILL START MAKING OTHER PRE-ARRANGEMENTS AND NOTIFY OTHER PRINCIPAL PARTICIPANTS.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD PEDRO.

So who is this fetish god of thunder called, "Amadi-Oha", that he is talking about. I searched Google, and this is the fetish who we will be fighting, Amadioha (Thunder God) & His Wife:

Looks quite cute actually LOL, I have sent him a reply, I didn't want to ask for too much this early on, wanted to get a good hold first, but then I thought, sod it, might as well ask for some things now to see how responsive he is, also offered him a job as our Nigerian pastor if he fancies it, might sweeten him up a bit.

Dear Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, from your description that deity sounds truly ghastly, we shall certainly have to deal with it and make sure that it never takes any more unborn children, I and my church will do everything in our power to help you rid the village of the evil one.

I have looked over your breakdown of individual costs, but can you explain to me in detail why people need to come from Ghana to help you, what is so special about them that they can help with this evil doer?

How far is the deity located from where you live, I gather it must be very local to you, because you mention that when pregnant women walk past it, they are caused to have a miscarriage some time later, so presumably, it must be close to you as pregnant women cannot walk very far. Which brings up the issue of why you will need canopies and mini busses for transport, surely if the deity is very local, you will not need transport, or am I missing something?

The bulldozer I have no problem with, it is essential item needed to crush the evil one and it's shrine to the ground and grind it in to dust. Please put the words "sponsored by the Church of Gxxxxxxx" painted on the bulldozer so that people know it was us who helped you destroy the evil one, it will be great advertising for my church.

You mention about making handbills, plus radio and TV jingles, this intrigues me, so you are going to do a mass advertisement broadcast about the downfall of the evil deity? I must say that sounds very good and will raise a lot of interest, which will also be good for the Church of Gxxxxxxx in Africa because we have no church in your area. I trust that you will be mentioning the name of my church on all the handbills and jingles?

I would like too see some drafts of the handbills you are having made, and I would also like to hear a draft of the recording of the jingle, these are needed for church records, this will go a long way to proving you are genuinely in need of this Ł2000 grant, because my Bishop has absolute final say in all financial matters now regarding grants, although I do also have a big say in who gets a grant, so providing you do whatever I ask of you, I can report back to my Bishop and you should get your full grant without any problem!

I will also need some photographic proof of the deity for church records, please send someone to take photographs of it as soon as possible so as not too delay your grant application.

Brother Pxxxx, I take it from you using the name "brother" that you are a man of the church? Are you an actual pastor? If you are, I have something which you personally may be very interested in, I have been speaking to my Bishop about your problems, and as I mentioned before, we have no branch of our church in your area, if you are a real pastor, would you be interested in running the Nigerian branch of our church?

You seem to be a man who gets things done and I like that a lot, especially as you are fighting evil on your doorstep, and we need someone like you in Nigeria as our representetive, as with our other overseas pastors, you would of course receive a pastors wage of approximately Ł15,000 per year, we would also provide substantial funds to build a church and living quarters for you, you would have complete control over the church, to give you an idea, our most recent overseas pastor has a new church which cost us nearly Ł120,000 to build in kenya, it also has it's own personal residence attached to the church with a large conference hall, it really is very plush, I visited it when building work was completed, it is very palatial place.

You will of course have to show me some documentation showing that you are indeed a fully fledged pastor, which I am sure you can provide, please let me know if you would be interested in being our pastor in Nigeria, as my church is always looking to branch out in new areas.

Well Brother Pxxxx, I will end my email here, please get back to me and tell me when I can expect to have copies of the drafts for the handbills and the jingles, plus the photo of the evil deity for our records, may God guide you in all you do my son.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Already, the scammer makes his first demand for money, he wants Ł50 as a token to send the handbills, jingles and shrine photos by courier, I will reply to him later this evening.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I WILL RESPOND TO YOUR MAIL ACCORDINGLY,I COULDN'T WRITE BACK TO YOU IMMEDIATELY YESTERDAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO TO THE BULLDOZER MAN TO INQUIRE IF WE CAN PRINT THE CHURCH OF Gxxxxxxx ON HIS EQUIPMENT .

HIS ANSWER WAS NO BECAUSE OF THE PROCESS OF PAINTING AND REPAINTING BUT WE LATER CONCLUDED ON PRINTING IT ON TWO OR THREE BANNER POTRAYING THE CHURCH OF Gxxxxxxx ON IT. THESE BANNERS WOULD BE FITTED ALL ROUND THE BULLDOZER CONSPICIOUSLY SUCH THAT IT WILL LOOK AS PAINTED.THIS IS ONE.

SECONDLY,TO BE TOTALLY FRANK WITH YOU,I AM NOT A PASTOR NEITHER AM I A REVEREND BUT I AM THE THIRD IN COMMAND IN MY CHURCH AND CAN ALWAYS MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR OPENING A BRANCH HERE IN NIGERIA THROUGH A REKNOWNED MAN OF GOD.

THIRDLY, THE ISSUE OF MINI BUSES IS IMPERATIVE BECAUSE THE SHRINE IS SITUATED AT MY MATERNAL HOME WHICH IS IN IMO STATE IN NIGERIA WHILE MY CHURCH AND GROUP STAY AT LAGOS STATE WHICH IS ABOUT ONE HR FLIGHT OR 8HRS JOURNEY BY ROAD.SO WE NEED BUSES TO CONVEY PEOPLE [EJA PRAYER WORRIORS] FROM LAGOS TO THE VILLAGE HABOURING THE SHRINE.THE MEN FROM GHANA WERE THOSE WHO REMOVED A DEADLY SHRINE FROM A TRIBE IN NORTHERN NIGERIA WHICH IS PREDOMINANTLY MUSLIMS AND BUILT A CHURCH ON THE FORMER SHRINE.THEY ARE NEEDED AND I FEEL AFTER THE DEMOLITION,YOU CAN COME TO NIGERIA AND NEGOTIATE WITH THE PASTOR I WILL PROVIDE ON HOW TO ESTABLISH THE CHURCH EVEN IF IT IS ON THE SHRINE.

WHEN I SAY PREGNANT WOMEN PASSING THROUGH THE SHRINE,IT DOESN'T REALLY MEAN A WALK ONLY,THEY CAN BE IN THEIR HUSBAND'S CAR WHILE THEY DRIVE PAST IT AND GET THE SPELL.

FATHER O'H,YOU MADE MENTION OF MY SENDING DOWN TO YOU A COPY OF THE HANDBILL AS WELL AS A RECORDED JINGLE CONCERNING THIS. AS YOU CAN SEE,I HAVE NOT MADE ANY YET SINCE MY GRANT HAS NOT BEEN GRANTED BUT IF I CAN GET YOUR MAILING ADDRESS AS WELL AS A LITTLE TOKEN IN THE TUNE OF FIFTY POUNDS,I WILL GET ALL TO YOU VIA UPS WITHIN 5 WORKING DAYS. THIS WILL ALSO ENABLE ME SEND ACCROSS TO YOU THE LIVE PICTURES TAKEN FROM THE SHRINE AS YOU REQUESTED.

FEEL FREE TO ASK MORE QUESTIONS ON AREAS WHICH YOU NEED TO BE CLEARIFIED BECUASE,IT IS NOT JUST EASY TO DOLE OUT 2000 POUNDS WITHOUT THOROUGH VERIFICATION.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

I couldn't be bothered replying to him yesterday, thought I would let him stew for bit, so he mails me again today.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I WAS EXPECTING YOUR MAIL THIS MORNING.I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU SINCE ON SATURDAY WHEN I LAST WROTE YOU A MAIL,PLEASE GET BACK TO ME SO THAT I WILL KNOW MY STAND ON THE GRANT.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

Doesn't he realise I am busy with church matters on Sundays :), just for that, he will now not get a reply until tomorrow, got another email from the lad this morning, very impatient isn't he.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I HAVE WRITTEN SEVERAL MAILS TO YOU WITHOUT REPLIES,I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY.

BROTHER DONALD

I replied giving directions on what I require for now, and invented my own church spirit called, Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar, it's a spirited way of saying 419eater :)

Dear Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, sorry for not getting back to you sooner, as you can imagine, Sunday is a very busy day for me with numerous church services to perform, also, Monday was very busy as it was a bank holiday in the UK and I had to perform 2 weddings, a christening and a funeral, hence not being able to contact you sooner.

With regards to your previous email, there really is no need for you to send anything by courier, all I need is scanned images sent as gif images for church records. So please send scans of the handbills and also of the photos of the evil doer's shrine, and the jingle can be sent as a .wav file.

As for the bulldozer, putting banners over it with the name of my church on it is acceptable, although we will need to see the banners in place on the bulldozer prior to giving you your Ł2000 grant to deal with this evil amongst you.

Do you have any good deities over there in Africa that you could use against the evil one for the time being? Although we are a christian church, some of our original members back in 1922 were pagan priests, and as such we still worship the great guardian spirit whom we pray to, she is the spirit called Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar, in ancient pagan script, Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar is translated as "For One And All" we will pray to her to ask for help in fighting your evil.

Here is the text I would like written on the banners, please write the text clearly and in large letters exactly as it is written below so that it can be clearly seen by everyone there:

The Church of Goodwill In Africa
Bringing The Evil Doer's Of Africa To Justice
Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar Will Destroy The Evil Doer's Of Lagos
All Praise The Great Spirit Of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar And Her Power Against Evil
Join The Church Of Goodwill Today And Change Your Life For the Better

As soon as you have made the banners with that text on them, attach them to the bulldozer and take some photos from various angles, it would also be good to show the Bishop some photos of you and your friends holding the banners up in your hands so that he can see you are good people, that will speed your grant application up if the Bishop sees that!

My church has a policy of not giving grants until conditions are met, this is because we have been scammed by some Africans before, and as you can imagine, we don't want that too happen again do we!

That is why we ask for things such as photographic evidence and scans of documents etc, because we know only a legitimate person would carry out those tasks, a scammer is only interested in money and will not waste their time doing things like that, you come across as being a good honest man, but I have to abide by church rules, so please send me the scanned images and photos for church records as soon as possible, so as not to delay your grant.

On the subject of our church in Africa, it would be splendid if you could find me a pastor there, I like your idea of building our church on top of the shrine after it is demolished, that is an excellent suggestion. Could you please find out how much it will cost to purchase the land where the shrine is located, so that I can start having plans drawn up by our architect for the new church.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I got a reply from the lad, he will do as I asked, but he has one objection, and that's the use of the wording, "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", I shall have to dissuade him from that ;).

DEAR FATHER, I AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU ONCE AGAIN, I WILL ADHERE TO YOUR RULES BUT FOR ONE EXCEPTION, MY CHURCH GROUP MIGHT READ OTHER MEANINGS TO THE INSCRIPTION Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONSIDER THIS MY NOT PUTTING IT IN THE BANNER,BUT OTHER PROTOCOLS WILL BE OBSERVED. no brother, all protocols will be observed

BUT FATHER,I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME EVERY ASSURANCE THAT I WILL GET THE GRANT BECAUSE IT WILL BE SO BAD BEFORE THE LORD THAT I WILL USE MY MEAGRE RESOURSES TO PREPARE ALL THESE THINGS FOR THE CHURCH OF Gxxxxxxx AND LATER WILL NOT GET THE GRANT. PLEASE FATHER ASSURE ME AND I WILL GO DO THE BANNERS AS WELL AS THE PHOTOGRAPHS. yeah, yeah, you have my 100% risk free guarantee, nice too see better obedience from you anyway laddy

THEN AS REGARDS THE COST OF THE LAND AFTER DEMOLITION,THE LAND BELONGS TO NOBODY SO WILL BE FREE OF CHARGE AFTER DEMOLITION .SO GO AHEAD AND CONSULT YOUR ARCHITECT ON THE CHURCH BUILDING PLAN.I HAVE ALREADY LAIASED WITH A COMPETENT PASTOR ON YOUR BEHALF,IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAIL HIM ,I WILL GIVE YOU HIS EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER. free, are you mad, I can pay you Ł50,000 for that land :)

BUT FATHER,PLEASE KINDLY GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

Lets see if they still have issues with it after my reply.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, nice to hear from you again.

With regards to the name of the guardian spirit to whom we pray called "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", it is really not an option to have her name left off the banners, and I can see no possible reason why your church would read anything in to the meaning of her name, as I told you before, it simply translates as "For One And All".

She is a powerful guardian spirit of our church along with christ our saviour, and to not have her name on the banners is not an option, it has to be on there to help expel the evil doer you have there, so it is imperetive that her name is on the banner!

On the subject of your grant, I can give you my utmost assurance that just about everyone who applies or a grant gets one, it is fairly straightforward, so I forsee no problems getting your grant for you Brother Donald.

I really am surprised that the land to build our church on is going to be free of charge, that is most excellent news, it means more money can be spent on the actual church building itself, and please feel free to pass my email address to the pastor you have liaised with.

I look forward to getting scans of handbills, a recording of the jingle and the photos of the banners on the bulldozer, and of the shrine, we can then get you grant approval fully under way.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Got a reply from the lad, he will include "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" on the banner after all :).

DEAR FATHER O'H,

OK,I WILL INCLUDE THE INSCRIPTION "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", PLEASE,ALWAYS PRAY FOR ME THAT GOD IN HIS INFINITE MERCY SHOULD GRANT ME THE STRENGHT TO CARRY OUT ALL THESE TASKS I HAVE IN HAND THIS MATERIAL TIME.

STILL NOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR IS IT NOT NECESSARY?

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

I just received a photo of a handbill from the lad.

DEAR FATHER,

HERE IS A SAMPLE OF THE HANDBILL,MY EFFORTS TO CONVINCE SOME PHOGRAPHERS TO COVER THE SHRINE WAS ABORTIVE,THE ONLY ONE WHO VENTURED TO HAVE SOME SNAP SHOTS ONLY DEVELOPED BLANK NEGATIVES. is he bullshitting, hmmmmmm

BUT I WON'T GIVE UP,JUST GIVE ME SOME TIME TO PRAY AND I WILL MAKE IT.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

And the Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar handbill :)

Got another email from the lad this morning asking if I got the photo he sent, I replied telling him it looked tacky, I also mentioned about a little cleansing ceremony that my church likes people to do, I replied.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, nice to hear from you again.

Sorry for not replying sooner, I have been very busy with church work.

With regards to the handbill, I find that it looks very tacky, I dare not show it to my Bishop, he would be most disappointed, it's not at all what I was expecting!

I am also shocked to hear that the photos of the shrine came out blank, this suggests the evil doer is quite potent, but I have a way to deal with that for now.

Our guardian spirit "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" is a very strong force, far stronger than the evil deity in the village shrine, "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" was personally blessed by him emminence, Pope John Paul of the Vatican whilst he was on a visit to our church in the UK, her power is beyond anything you have there, and we use her in our cleansing ceremonies when performing exorcisms on haunted houses and against poltergeists, so here is what I would like you to do.

You need to perform the "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" cleansing ceremony, that will protect you and any people who go near the shrine and it will protect the whole village, it will also enable you to take the photos of the shrine.

You will need the following items for the ancient cleansing ceremony of the 12 points:

13 people (they represent the 12 Apostles and Christ)
A tin of white paint
30 large white candles
12 pints of milk (preferably cows milk, but goat milk will suffice)
A large jar of honey
12 buckets of water
Some petrol and matches
12 large fish (represents the fish used in the miracle in the Bible)
12 loaves of bread (represents the bread used in the miracle in the Bible)

DIRECTIONS FOR THE CEREMONY OF THE 12 POINTS:

1) Paint a large 6 pointed star on the ground as close to the shrine as possible (I have sent you images of what the star looks like for you to copy)

2) 1 person needs to stand at each junction of the star lines, 12 people in total (as indicated by the circles on the star image I have sent you).

3) The 13th person plays the part of annointing the other 12 people on the star.

4) On each "outside" point of the star (6 star points) there must be a lighted candle, then each person must hold a lighted candle in each hand (all candles are too be lit by the 13th person).

5) In the centre of the star, use the white paint to write the words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", the 12 people on the star must chant those words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" 12 times during the ceremony. 6) While the 12 people are holding lighted candles, the 13th person shall pour half of the cow or goats milk over the head of each person standing on the star.

7) The 13 person then has to rub honey on the heads and chests of the 12 people standing on the star, after using the honey, use the remaining half of the milk and also pour that over the heads of the 12 people on the star.

8.) Once the milk and honey cleansing has been completed, each of the 12 people on the star has to have a loaf of bread placed on their head by the 13th person.

9) Now each person on the star has to hold a fish in their mouth, the 13th person has to place the "tail" of the fish in each their mouths for them to hold on to, at the same time, they must all hum the words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" 12 times, if any of the 12 people drop the bread or the fish, then all 12 people must repeat that part again!

10) The ceremony is now almost finished, you now need to take the bread off their heads and place it at their feet so they can stand on the bread.

11) Now take the fish from their mouths and place the fish on their heads, now they must again chant the words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" 12 times.

12) Finally, the 13th person must remove the fish from each of their 12 heads, they must also put each candle out one at a time starting from the outside points of the star and working inwards to the inner junctions, then pour 1 bucket of water over each of the 12 people on the star for the final cleansing. Now take the candles, paint, bread, fish, honey and milk and place them right in the centre of the star, pour plenty of petrol over them and set fire to them, whilst watching them burn, chant "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" another 12 times, you have now completed the "ceremony of the 12 points".

You are now fully protected from the evil doer and can go as close to the shrine as you like, no harm will come to you as "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" will protect you at all times!

I will require photos showing each of the 12 stages of the ceremony to make sure that it has been done properly, once I have the photographic proof, I can continue with giving you your Ł2000 grant, I am sure my Bishop will be tingling with anticipation, we will rid the village of the shrine and the evil doer once and for all!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I sent him these 2 images to copy, whether he will do it or not I don't know, worth a crack at it anyway

Got a reply from the lad, he wants to know what's wrong with the handbills blah blah blah, well I shall have to tell him not to use every font known to mankind when designing a handbill. He also moans about the 12 point ceremony, forgot to tell him it's a requirement anyway, so he may well tell me to feck off, but I don't care, I'll go for it anyway.

DEAR FATHER,

WHAT ACTUALLY IS WRONG IN THE HANDBILL,YOU WOULDN'T COMPARE OUR LEVEL OF DEVELOPMENT TO THAT OF YOURS OVER THERE,WE ARE STILL BACKWARD.

THEN AS REGARDS,THE 12 POINT EVENT,IT WILL BE EXPENSIVE FOR ME AND MORE TUDIOUS TO CARRY OUT,SINCE THE SCOPE IS TO GET THOSE SHRINE PICTURES,I HAVE ARRANGED WITH OTHER MEMBERS TO PRAY PRIOR TO SNAPPING THE SHRINE AND I WILL GET YOU THE PICTURES SOONEST.

PLEASE PARDON ME BUT ALWAYS REALISE THAT I AM ALSO A HUMAN BEING,WHO HAS A FAMILY TO FEED AND OTHER CHURCH ACTIVITIES.

THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME I AM ASKING FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN ALWAYS COMMUNICATE. I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU ARE AVOIDING THIS.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I just replied to him, if I lose him, too bad, I will just bait him from a new addy.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email,

Firstly, on the subject of the handbill, I don't expect you to have access to the best tools available to design a spectacular handbill, but you must admit, it does look very poor in it's design, you have used just about every different font known to mankind on it, there is absolutely no need to use that many diffrent fonts on such a document, it just makes it look messy and amateurish, also, the overall design looks like it was made by a small child using an MS Paint program, surely you can do much better than that Brother Donald.

Now about the cleansing ceremony of the 12 points, I understand you have a family to feed and church activities etc, but there really is very little expense involved for you, you simply require some white paint, most people have some used tins of paint in their homes, the candles you can borrow from your church, and bread, fish, milk and honey are very cheap in Africa, I know that as I have been there many times over the years, so the expense to you should be minimal, and in any case, you can claim expenses for that ceremony after your grant appication has been procesed and granted, then you can send me an itemised bill and I will send you the amount that it cost you for materials used.

The actual cleansing ceremony is something we ask all grantees to perform, I just thought that I would ask you to do it at this stage for extra protection from the evil doer, but it is actually a "requirement" of all people applying for a grant to undertake the cleansing ceremony prior to getting their grants.

I can give you my mobile phone number, but I am 75% deaf in both ears and only use my phone for receiving SMS text messages, this is beacuse when I was on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem back in 1982, I was caught in the blast of a suicide bombers explosion which burst my ear drums as I was quite close to the bombers explosion, I have been practically deaf since then, so whilst you can phone me, I will not be able to hear a word you are saying, I do all of my work via email now because of that and I check my emils many times a day, apart from Sundays, which as you can imagine is a busy day in church for me, so this is the easiest form of communication for me Brother.

I had an email from my Bishop today, he would like to thank you for finding a Pastor for us in Nigeria, and also for helping to build our new church on the land where the shrine is located, he send his best regards to you all over there.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Well how dare he tell me my 12 point cleansing ceremony is bizarre and ungodly GRRRRRRR, at least he accepts my burst ear drums excuse for not phoning. At the risk of losing him, I am going to be very offended by him saying what he said about my cleansing ceremony, and that I can not help him any further as he has angered me blah blah blah.

DEAR FATHER,

I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE EAR MISHAP IN 1982,PLEASE ALSO EXTEND MY REGARDS TO THE BISHOP.

PLEASE FATHER,MY CHURCH GROUP ARE FINDING THE EXCERCISE BIZARRE AND UNGODLY,I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,PLEASE WHY CAN'T WE PROCEED WITH THE OTHER STEPS ,WE REALLY NEED THIS GRANT AND I WOULD TAKE AN OATH [THOUGH WRONG] IF NEEDED TO PROVE TO YOU THAT THE GRANT WILL BE SPENT WISELY.

I WOULD BE HIGHLY APPRECIATIVE IF YOU CAN SHOW THE BISHOP THIS MAIL FOR CONSIDERATION AND ALSO WILL ASK YOU TO PRAY TO GOD TO REVEAL TO YOU IF ACTUALLY I AM GENUINE,GOD WILL ALWAYS DIRECT YOU. PLEASE FATHER,CONSIDER THIS AND GET BACK TO ME. I ASSURE YOU THAT EVERY OTHER THINGS YOU NEED FROM MY CONGREGATION WILL BE GRANTED YOU IF WE GET THIS GRANT.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to him, I wasn't too harsh, he can either do the ceremony or forget it.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

I really do take offence at you saying the 12 point cleansing ceremony is "bizarre and ungodly", did I not tell you that the our guardian spirit "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" was blessed by his emminence, Pope John Paul of the Vatican, you must know who the Pope is, do you think he would have blessed her if she was ungodly?

I am absolutely horrified and outraged that you used the word ungodly to describe one of our guardian spirits, I am also very angry about it, it takes a lot to anger me, but you have really annoyed me with your words, I suggest you apologise immediately, I dare not tell my Bishop about this, as I know he would phone the Vatican and ask that your church and priests be excommunicated from the church!!!

You asked me to show your email to my Bishop, but for the reason stated above, I can not show it to him, it would mean and end to your grant application for certain. If you feel you cannot do the cleansing ceremony of the 12 points, then I am afraid there is no way I can carry on with your grant application, as I mentioned previously, it is a requirement of all people applying for a grant to carry out the cleansing ceremony.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

The lad has apologised, he showed my email to his church members and they have agreed to carry on with the ceremony.

DEAR FATHER,

TO ERR IS HUMAN BUT TO FORGIVE IS DEVINE,I AM VERY,VERY VERY SORRY. PLEASE FIND IT SOME WHERE IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE US,I SHOWED MY MEMBERS THIS MAIL AND THEY UNDERSTOOD YOU AND WE WISH TO CARRY ON WITH IT.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE FORGIVEN US.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

See, it's handy having the Pope on my side and the threat of excommnunication of his priests and church :), I replied.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your apology, in my mind, you are forgiven. I trust now that you can continue with the 12 point cleansing ceremony, and then we can carry on as per normal with your application.

I will not make any mention of this to my Bishop as I see no point in incurring his anger over it!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I have received a strange email from the fetish lad, talking about killings, machette attacks, riots etc, not heard from him since 10 days ago on June 9th, now this, bullshit or true hmmmm, bear in mind he is a lad and no photos were attached of the bulldozers or of the cleansing ceremony, vivid imagination?.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I AM HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR A MAN OF YOUR CALIBRE IN THE SOCIETY TO FORSAKE ME AT THIS POINT,YOU HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ME OVER A WEEK NOW AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO MAIL ME AND ASK OF MY FATE IN WHAT WE WENT TO DO [CLEANSING].

I KNOW YOU DO NOT MAKE CALLS BECAUSE OF YOUR HEARING PROBLEMS BUT AT LEAST SINCE I GAVE YOU MY PHONE NUMBER,YOU WOULD ATLEAST SEND ME AN SMS BECAUSE IT IS A GSM LINE.

HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO US;

AS WE EMBARKED ON THE CLEANSING EXCERCISE AS YOU DIRECTED IN THE FRONT OF THE EVIL DEITY'S SHRINE,WE NEVER KNEW THAT THE CHIEF PRIEST OF THE SHRINE AS WELL AS HIS COHORTS HAD PREMONITIONS ABOUT OUR OPERATIONS AND INTERCEPTED THE CLEANSING EXCERCISE WHILE THE 13TH MEMBER WAS ABOUT LIGHTING THE FIRST CANDLE,WE STARTED SHOUTING "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" AND ONE OF OUR MEMBERS WHO WAS NOT IN THE 13 GROUP BUT WAS OUTSIDE POINTED HIS CRUSIFIX AT THE CHIEF PRIEST AND SUDDENLY THE EVIL MAM BECAME EPILEPTIC AND STARTED FOAMING FROM HIS MOUTH AND RIGHT NOW HE HAS DEVELOPED A PARTIAL STROKE AND THIS MADE HIS COHORTS TO INFLICT HEAVY MATCHET CUTS ON OUR MEMBERS AND UNFORTUNATELY ONE OF OUR FEMALE MEMBER DIED ON THE SPOT.

THIS OBSCURE AND RANCOUR ATTRACTED THE POLICE WHICH BUNDLED WE UNINJURED TO THE CELL WHILE THE CORPSE AND THE INJURED WERE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL.

I WAS JUST GRANTED BAIL THIS MORNING AND I DECIDED AFTER TAKING A GOOD SHOWER TO CHECK MY MAIL IN ANTICIPATION THAT YOU MUST HAVE BEEN WORRIED OVER ME BUT NOT. MY CHURCH MEMBERS WHO CAME TO OUR RESCUE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF MY DIRECTOR BEING YOU IS AWARE OF THE MISHAP BUT I SAID NO SINCE I COULD GET FREEDOM AND ACCESS TO EMAIL.

BUT TO GOD BE THE GLORY THAT EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT IS A BLESSING .

THE YOUTHS OF THE COMMUNITY IN OUR SUPPORT WENT ON A RAMPAGE TO THE STATE GOVERNMENT ON THE ISSUE AGAINST THE DEITY AND THREATENED A RIOT IF THE SHRINE WAS NOT DEMOLISHED CONSIDERING WHAT THEY DID TO US [MESSENGERS OF GOD]AND THIS PROMPTED THE DISPATCH OF THREE BULLDOZERS BY THE GOVERNMENT TO DESTROY THE SHRINE WHILE WE WERE STILL IN DETENTION BUT FORTUNATELY,THE YOUTHS WHO WERE IN POSSASSION OF THE BANNERS WE MADE TIED THEM ON ONLY ONE OF THE BULLDOZERS.

FOR NOW THE SHRINE HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED AS PLANNED BUT WE LOST A MEMBER AS WELL AS GOT INJURED.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to his email urging him to get the ceremony done.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I must say I am quite shocked at the things you say have happened.

Firstly Donald, I never told you to perform the cleansing ceremony of the 12 points right in front of the shrine, I only said to go *as close to the shrine as possible*, not right in front of it, you could have done it a mile away from the shrine, it only needed to be in the general vicinity of the shrine, also, this ceremony was to have been done before you even went there, the ceremony was to protect you from the evil doer when you went to the shrine.

I am not sure why you would think that I wanted you to do something as dangerous as actually performing it right outside the shrine, surely you must have known doing the ceremony that close would cause serious trouble!

I am very sorry to hear people have been injured and worse, but please try to look on the bright side, they have given their lives as Christ did in striving for a better world. Please pass on my condolences to all of them, I shall perform mass this evening for them all.

I am quite shocked by the way you have written to me, suggesting that I do not care about you, nothing could be further from the truth, when I had not heard from you for a few days, I assumed you had changed your mind and didn't want to do the cleansing ceremony after all, so I had no need to contact you. If I had known you were in trouble I would have done anything to help you.

You mention that the banners were only on one of the bulldozers, that is a shame, I have on many occasions in the past known evil doers to carry on despite their shrines being demolished, I also know of people who were stricken down by the evil doer after they thought it had been banished.

Brother Donald, I emplore you to urgently perform the full cleansing ceremony again to protect everyone in the village against it causing more destruction to you all, the full ceremony must be completed as soon as possible. As the last ceremony was interrupted during the cleansing process, this is also very dangerous, as it means the spirit of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" is now left in a state of limbo.

Please for your own good, complete the ceremony quickly so that the spirit of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" can be released from limbo, please take clear photos of each stage of the ceremony so that I can see that is has been carried out correctly, and also go over the ground where the shrine was with banners on all of the bulldozers, this will also protect you as the banners have sacred words upon them and "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" was blesed by his emminence the Pope.

One the ceremony and the bulldozing have been done and photographed, we can then concentrate on getting our church built on the land where the shrine was located, I assume that we will get full planning permission to start construction as soon as possible?

What size area does the land where the shrine was located measure, I will need to instruct our architect about the measurements?

Please keep me updated on developments there.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

A reply and a request for financial help for the dead and wounded :), he does seem a bit worried about "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" being in limbo, more likely false worry as he probably never did the ceremony in the first place, he must do the cleansing right away.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

I AM HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN,THIS IS A RELIEF TO ME.

IN THE OTHER HAND,I AM VERY SCARED OF THE FACT THAT "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" IS KEPT AT LIMBO,WILL IT CAUSE ANY HARM? WE MUST FINISH UP THE CLEANSING IMMIDIATELY. yep, it will cause harm if not freed from limbo by cleansing immediately:)

THE LAND SIZE OF THE SHRINE IS ABOUT 500 METERS IN LENGHT BY ABOUT 210METERS WIDTH,THIS IS AN APPROXIMATION BECAUSE IT HAS NOT BEEN SURVEYED.

PLEASE FATHER,I AM ASKING THIS FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD,KINDLY ASSIST US FINANCIALLY TO TAKE CARE OF THE INJURED ONES IN THE HOSPITAL AS WELL AS THE DEAD SISTER IN THE MORGUE.NO MATTER HOW LITTLE,WE WILL HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT AND GOD ALMIGHTY WILL ALWAYS BLESS YOU AS USUALLY. I HOPE YOU ARE NOT EMBARRASSED AT THIS BUT WE ARE IN NEED. I will see what I can do, but.......

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to his email above that he sent today, hopefully this will put the wind up him a bit with his lies :)

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, firstly, let me stress how very important it is for you to complete the cleansing ceremony, as I told you, the spirit of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" is now in limbo due to the cleansing ceremony being interrupted when you performed it.

There have been other occasions where this has happened, and the spirit of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" due to it's limbo state caused terrible things to happen, as you know from my previous emails, she was originally a pagan deity brought to our church by some of our priests many years ago, and we adopted her as our guardian spirit. Although she is blessed by his emminence the Pope, she still has ancient pagan traits, she was used in rituals some 2000 years ago, she was discovered in an archaeological dig in 1905, she had been buried for the last 2000 years, all other artifacts around her in the ground had perished over time, but not "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", she was still in pristine condition and untouched by time, she was donated to one of our priests a few years after that and became out guardian spirit.

The problem for you comes from her being in limbo, even taking her name in vein can cause terrible problems, there was a group in Kenya about 20 years ago who said they had done the cleansing ceremony for my church, I later found out that they were only saying they had done it to save money and had not actually completed it, but this caused "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" to reverses her ancient powers of good to evil, for she was used in ancient times as a truth sayer and she detests liars who use her for their own good, we later found out that many people in the Kenyan village had died in mysterious circumstances or ghastly accidents, this was attrributed to the spirit of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", at that point, the village people dressed in their costume clothes and performed the full cleansing ceremony, no sooner had they finished it, then things in the village returned to normal and there were no more deaths, please do not underestimate the power of "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", she has great power to do good, but if used in lies or in vein, she turns her powers on to those who are just using her for their own good.

I emplore you to carry out the cleansing ceremony without any delay, make sure you take clear photos of every stage of the ceremony for me to make sure everything has been done correctly, I would hate for anything worse than has already happened to occur!

Thank you for the apporoximate measurements of the land where our church is to be built, I have passed the details to the architect and he informs me that the size is more than enough for the builings needs.

On the subject of helping with the wounded and the dead, I will of course be happy to help with paying for any medical fees, and will also take care of any expenses relating to the burial of the poor woman who lost her life, and I will also be able to make payments to the dead womans family if she was one of the main money earners in the family.

But as I have stated previously, the cleansing ceremony has to be performed by all people applying for a church grants, we are not allowed to give any financial aid under any circumstances until will see full photographic proof of the ceremony being carried out correctly, once you have done that, I have free will to give you whatever financial aid that you require for the dead and wounded, please get back to me as soon as you have performed the ceremony and have the photos to send to me via email.

May the Lord have mercy on you and your fellow villagers in your time of need!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Another reply from the lad begging for Ł200.

DEAR FATHER,

I KNOW THAT YOUR CHURCH WILL GET ME THE GRANT LATER,ALL I AM BEGGING IS IF YOU CAN HELP US WITH ABOUT 200 POUNDS FROM YOUR PERSONAL MONEY AND WHEN WE GET THE GRANT WE PAY YOU BACK. MOST OF THE INJURED ARE POOR AND LESS PRIVILEGED,PLEASE CONSIDER THIS WITH THE SPIRIT OF GOD.

SINCE YOU ARE A MAN OF GOD,I SUGGEST YOU ASK GOD IN YOUR OWN WAY IF I AM GENUINE OR NOT,IF GOD ANSWERS YOU AND SAY THAT I AM NOT,THEN DON'T GIVE US EVEN THE GRANT.

WE ARE IN A FIX,PLEASE HELP.YOU NEED TO SEE THEIR FACES.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I sent a short reply, this bait might not last much longer, if he tells me to forget it, then I will just have to have him fill some forms in in order to get a small donation for now.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, there is not much I can do to help you with my personal money, all I receive from my church in return for my work, is my rent free home in the vicarage, and I get all of my meals paid for whilst I work for the church, I do not get any wages because I took a vow of poverty when I joined the church many years ago, the only people in our church who earn wages are our overseas church workers.

I am afraid there is nothing I can send you until you have performed the cleansing ceremony in order to get your Ł2000 grant, and as stated earlier, I will then be able to make arrangements to send additional financial aid for the wounded and dead there, please let me know when you have carried out the full cleansing ceremony and attach the photos.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Well the lad accepted what I told him about not having any wages due to my vow of poverty, and says he will do the ceremony.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

IF THAT BE THE CASE,WE MUST CARRY OUT THE CLEANSING EXCERCISE BUT I HOPE IF PROPERLY CARRIED OUT,NO OTHER THING WILL STOP THE GRANT.YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE LN A FIX RIGHT NOW AND SOME OF MY GROUP MEMBERS ARE AFRAID TO CARRY ON,BUT I DO NOT GIVE UP,I MUST RE-ENCOURAGE THE FIT ONES.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I replied

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I can assure you that once the cleansing ceremony is fully completed, you will be well on your way to receiving your grant as quickly as possible!

Please remember to take photos of "every" stage of the ceremony so that I can submit those photos to my Bishop to show him it has been fully completed, and also to make sure it has been carried out correctly. Sorry this is just a short email, I am very busy in the church today as I have a marriage ceremony to perform shortly, but I stepped out for a moment to reply to you.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Received a short email from the lad.

DEAR FATHER O'H,

PLEASE I TRAVELLED TO UP NORTH TO RAISE SOME MONEY FOR THOSE PATIENTS,I WILL GET BACK TO YOU NEXT WEEK ASSOON AS WE COMPLETE THE CLEANSING PROCESS.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

So fingers crossed, next week we should have photos of each stage of the cleansing ceremony with the candles, bread, fish, honey, goats milk and petrol, unless dumbass decides to ask again for some money to help out with cameras and stuff.

I sent him a short reply.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, how wonderful to hear from you again, I trust you had a pleasent journey up north.

I hope the injured patients are bearing up well after the trouble they had, the prayers of everyone in my church is with them, I conducted a mass for them and for the dearly departed sister, may she rest in peace!

I look forward to receiving the photos of the cleansing ceremony next week, and then it should be plain sailing to get your grant, and also the additional money to take care of the injured and the funeral fees for the departed sister, may the Lord have mercy on her soul!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

It is now July 5th and I have not heard from this lad since June 24th, when he said he was travelling up north and would get back to me in a weeks time, so I mailed him last night for an update.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

How are you keeping, well I hope?

I have not heard from you since June 24th when you said you were going up north, and that you would be getting back to me within a week after finishing the cleansing process, but I have not heard anything from you since, do you have an update on what is happening with the cleansing ceremony?

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Excellent, he has replied this morning, he always seems to get himself in to trouble doesn't he.

DEAR FATHER,

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME FOR A WHILE,AS I CAME BACK FROM THE NORTH,I MET ANOTHER PROBLEM AS THE ELDER BROTHER TO THE SISTER THAT DIED GOT ME ARRESTED FOR HER DEATH,HE IS NOT A BORN AGAIN AND WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND BUT I KNOW GOD WILL SEE ME THROUGH.MY CHURCH BAILED ME YESTERDAY BUT WITH THE AGREEMENT THAT I WILL BE AVAILABLE TO THE POLICE WHENEVER NECESSARY.THOUGH HER FAMILY IS DEMANDING FOR COMPENSATION OF ABOUT 3,000 POUNDS,THE POLICE IS TRYING TO BROKER PEACE AND ASKING US TO COME UP WITH 1,500 POUNDS TO END THE MATTER.

THIS IS THE SITUATION FOR NOW.

I WISH YOU CAN TELL THEBISHOP ABOUT THIS,MOREOVER WE WILL DO THE CLEANSING SOONEST.

ALL MY CHRISTIAN LOVE

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied with.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I am shocked to hear you have yet again ran in to trouble over the death of your fellow village woman, I really wish there was some way I could help you at the time, but as you know, my church has strict rules about making payments too people who have not carried out the required cleansing ceremony prior to payments being made.

Whilst we cannot make a payment to you at this stage, I will remind you that my church is ready to accept part liability for the death of the woman, so upon us receiving the photos of you completing each stage of the cleansing ceremony, I am at liberty to make special payments to you to cover the cost of her funeral, and also, to make a compensation payments to her family in the sum of Ł3000 that you mentioned, I have talked to my Bishop about that and he is in full agreement that we can pay the whole Ł3000 too the victims family!

It is of utmost importance that you complete the ceremony as soon as possible, so as to speed up the payments we shall make to you and the victims family.

One other thing, could you please supply us with a scanned copy of the dead womans death certificate for our church records.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

The lad replies with a short email.

DEAR FATHER,

THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERNS,I WILL MAKE AVAILABLE THE SCANNED DEATH CERTIFICATE OF THE WOMAN AS SOON AS WE SETTLE WITH HER FAMILY.I DO NOT THINK THEY WILL LISTEN TO ME AT THIS POINT BUT MAY BE LATTER.

BEST REGARDS

BRO DONALD

The lad has just got back to me with some good news about the cleansing ceremony:).

DEAR FATHER,

WE JUST CONCLUDED THE CLEANSING EXCERSICE AND HAVE SENT THE PICTURES FOR DEVELOPMENT IN THE STUDIO,I PRAY THAT BY TOMMORROW YOU WILL GET THE SCANNED.

YOURS IN CHRIST

BRO DONALD

I replied asking how many photos he took, if he has done it correctly, there should be a photo of each stage, should be about 12 photos in total I hope, but you know what lads are like for following instructions, so I don't know what to expect.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I trust that you took photos of every stage of the ceremony, how many photos are there in total? I look forward to receiving the scanned images tomorrow to make sure it has all been done correctly!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Just received this email and 7 images from the lad, it looks like he will be getting a slap for shoddy work, totally unacceptable photos, nice seing them all with bread on their heads, but I expected to see them all with fish in their mouth, not just one of them and all standing on the loaves etc etc, these will do for now, will try to get him to do them again :).

DEAR FATHER, THESE ARE THE PICTURES REPRENTING EVERY STAGE. AS YOU CAN SEE,THE SOIL IS DAMP AND AS A RESULT,THE STAR PAINTING IS A LITTLE FAINTY,BUT ALL OTHER PROTOCOLS WERE OBSERVED. like fuck the protocols were observed, fooooool GRRRRRR

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

BROTHER DONALD

The photos he sent of the cleansing ceremony :):

I like the guy pointing in this photo, his face looks like he is saying, why the fuck are we burning the food LOL :)

I got a short email from the lad this morning.

DEAR FATHER,

I HOPE YOU GOT THOSE PICS,I WAS EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU YESTERDAY AS WELL AS TODAY.

BEST REGARDS

BRO DONALD

I replied telling him the ceremony was a failure, I wonder what he will say to that :)

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, sorry for not replying sooner, I was having problems with Hotmail yesterday and I could not log in to my email account.

I have to say I am very disappointed with the cleansing ceremony photos, I dare not show the photos to my Bishop for his approval, as I know he would tell me not to give you the grant based on them, and I do want to give you the grant, so it is best if you rectify the problems as soon as possible. There are several reasons why the ceremony was not done correctly.

1. The star you painted on the ground is hardly visible, you have painted it on to lumpy clumps of grass and leaves, you should have cleared and levelled a large patch of ground so that the ground was flattened mud, which means the star could be seen clearly.

2. The star is far too small, the people standing on the star are to close together, they need to be further apart on a larger star.

3. One of the women on the star is wearing a dress, no dresses are allowed to be worn during the cleansing process, it is absolutely forbidden.

4. You were instructed to rub honey on to the bare chests of all the 12 people on the star, you have not shown any photos of that stage at all. All of the people are wearing shirts or tops, the ceremony should be performed topless so that we can see the honey on their bare chests.

5. we need to see photos of each person having the milk poured over them, each person having the honey rubbed on their chests.

6. The fish you used were far to small, you can hardly see them, they look like small sardines from a tin, large fish at least 12 inches long are to be used. Also, in the photos, not every person has a fish in their mouth, we need to see each person holding a fish in their mouth.

7. Some of the women are wearing headwear, no person on the star is allowed to wear anything on their head,otherwise the milk and water is not going directly on to their heads, you have only shown one person having water poured over them, we need to see each individual having water poured over them.

8. I can only see 1 person standing on a loaf of bread, we need to see photos over every person on the star standing on the bread.

9. You only show the fire at the end, we need to see photos of the items being put on the fire, and also we need to see photos of petrol being poured on them and the fire being lighted.

Please perform the cleansing ceremony again and send me all of the new photos, there is no way I can show these very poor photos to my Bishop, he will be very angry!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Laddy is not very happy with the way I am treating him :).

DEAR FATHER,

I AM NOT HAPPY AS TO THE WAY YOU ARE TREATING MY CASE.IN YOUR INSTRUCTIONS,YOU NEVER MADE MENTION OF NOT WEARING ANY DRESS OR SHIRTS.DO YOU EXPECT THE WOMEN TO EXPOSE THEIR BREASTS.I CAN NO LONGER UNDERSTAND YOU. THIS ISSUE IS BECOMING TOO DIFFICULT FOR US,CAN'T YOU SEND SOMEBODY DOWN HERE TO HELP US DO THE CLEANSING PROPERLY?

BROTHER DONALD

Yeah, I will send someone all the way to Nigeria to show you how to do it, what a twat, I replied

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, it is very obvious to anyone doing the cleansing ceremony, that when they are required to rub honey in to their chests, they must do it without a shirt on, otherwise, how are you to be cleansed properly with clothing in the way, I didn't mention to you to remove the shirts, because I would have thought it was obvious to anyone to remove the shirts shirts prior to rubbing the honey on to the chest, in any case, you sent no photos of honey being rubbed on chests, either with or without a shirt, so the ceremony was not completed properly because of that on it's own, without all the other errors!

As for the women exposing their breasts, bare breasts are very common in Africa, there is nothing wrong in Gods eyes about seeing naked flesh, we are all born naked, it is very natural.

The ceremony is very simple, I have given you written details which are simple to follow, yet you still made many errors doing it, please follow the instructions carefully and complete the process again, this time, please remember to show photos of each person as detaild in my last email.

Do you honetly expect me to send someone thousands of miles to show you what to do? I have never heard anything so proposterous in my life, you have full written instructions, please read them carefully and get back to me when you have properly completed the ceremony again.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

He has replied begging for money , he's tired and broke, awwwwwww, probably wont get any more photos from this lad, so will try another angle soon.

DEAR FATHER,

I UNDERSTAND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY INCOME,EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU COMES FROM THE CHURCH BUT PLEASE ACCEPT THIS REQUEST IN THE NAME OF CHRIST JESUS.

YOU WOULDN'T ASK YOUR CHURCH,NO! PLEASE JUST HELP US EVEN IF IT MEANS YOUR ASKING ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS OR RELATIVES TO DO YOU A LITTLE FAVOUR ON OUR BEHALF.I DO NOT WANT THE SPIRIT OF FORN EIN UN EITER TO REMAIN IN LIMBO. this idiot is getting a slap for spelling the name of the spirit of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar wrong

JUST DO SOMETHING.NO MATTER HOW LITTLE AND I PROMISE WE WILL CARRY OUT THE EXCERCISE CORRECTLY THIS TIME.

BEST WISHES FROM YOUR TIRED AND BROKE BROTHER I love that sentence :)

DONALD

I have replied to him, I hope he is superstitious and cherishes his genitals :)

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, as you are aware, I get no personal wages from my church, I have never borrowed any money from anyone in my entire life, also, I am not permitted to borrow money from anyone, that is a rule of my church that cannot be broken.

In any case, I really do fail to see why you need money to complete the ceremony again, you have many members in your congregation, and I am sure that if you have a collection, all of your members will contribute to the items you need to purchase for the ceremony, it is not a difficult thing to do with so manywilling members.

On another note, I am most angry with you, not only have you left the spirit of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar in limbo, but you have also spelt her name wrong, you wrote it as FORN EIN UN EITER, how could you make such a terrible mistake, you must be incredibly stupid to make such a mistake, a small child would never have written it like that, you are supposed to be a man, yet you make the mistake of an illiterate child smaller than a small child which can write properly, are you deliberately trying to invoke bad spirits upon yourself, if you do not carry out the cleansing ceremony very soon, all manner of bad things will surely happen to you, I am sure you remember me telling you about the death and mayhem last time she was left in limbo, please rectify the situation urgently, I remember a man from South Africa who once spelt her name wrong and carried out the cleansing ceremony incorrectly, and because of those mistakes, his genitals vanished completely, I would hate the same thing to happen to you!!!

I have spoken to my Bishop again about the compensation for the dead woman and her funeral, the Bishop has agreed to pay the family of the deceased woman an out of court settlement of Ł10,000, and a further Ł5000 to cover her hospital bills and burial costs, so in total, you are approved for a payment of Ł17,000 in total including your Ł2000 grant, as soon as I have received the second lot of the cleansing ceremony photos, I will start the payment transfer procedure.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

It's now July 24th and I have not heard from the lad since I sent my email to him on July 15th, where I mentioned about his genitals possibly going missing due to him getting the name of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar wrong, and that spirit now being in limbo, I guess he wants to keep his genitals, because he has now replied promising to do the cleansing ceremony again :)

DEAR FATHER,

I AM VERY SORRY TO HAVE SPELT Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar WRONGLY,I HAVE ALSO PRAYED TO THE GOD OF ABRAHAM,ISAAC AND JACOB,TO CHRIST JESUS TO GUIDE AND PROTECT ME AND ALSO FORGIVE ME FOR WHICH EVER WAY I HAVE ERRED.

THIS I BELIEVE GOD FORGIVES ACCORDING TO THE SCRIPTURES.

FATHER O'H,PLEASE ALSO FORGIVE ME AND TELL THE BISHOP THAT WE ARE TOTALLY COMMITTED AND THAT I HAVE GOTTEN FULL ASSURANCE OF THE DEMOLISHED SHRINE LAND FOR THE BUILDING OF YOUR CHURCH HERE.

I PROMISE TO REPEAT THE CLEANSING EXCERCISE.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied with

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, it is very nice to hear from you again.

I have forgiven you for spelling Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar incorrectly, but I do not think the spirit has forgiven you for your mistakes, I even had to have an African shamen based in the UK visit us and give advice after we experienced some problems of our own due to your mistakes, he threw bones and other objects on the ground and he said the omens were very bad for you whilst Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar was still in limbo, the shamen has asked me to urge you to complete the cleansing ceremony as quickly as possible.

I am very happy to hear that the shrine land is ready for the building of the new church, the sooner you get the cleansing process completed and release the spirit of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar, the better for all concerned it will be.

Please remember that when you send the photos of the second ceremony, that you send individual photos of each person during each stage of the ceremony, such as having milk poured on them, the same with the honey being rubbed on them and the "large" fish in each persons mouth, same thing with the water being poured over them, we need to see photos of each indicidual being cleansed!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I had not heard from his since his last email on July 24th, It's now August 2nd and I received this from him today.

DEAR FATHER,

PLEASE I AM SORRY FOR THE LONG PAUSE,THE FAMILY OF THE DECEASED LADY GOT ME BACK INTO POLICE CUSTODY AND AFTER MUCH PLEA-BARGAINING BY MY LAWYER WHO IS ALSO OUR CHURCH MEMBER,I WAS RELEASED ON THE GROUND THAT THEY WILL BE COMPENSATED OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT.

I SHOWED THEM A COPY OF THE MAIL YOU SENT TO ME REGARDING YOUR BISHOP'S PROMISES TO THE DECEASED FAMILY.THAT HELPED ME ALOT.

BUT FATHER,PLEASE WE ARE READY FOR THE CLEANSING TO RELEASE Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar FROM LIMBO.

PLEASE KINDLY OUT LINE ONCE AGAIN ALL THE TWELVE STAGES CAREFULLY AND ALL THE MATERIALS REQUIRED SO THAT WE WON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES THIS TIME AND AS WELL AS HOW TO GO ABOUT IT.

MAY ALMIGHTY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU....AMEN

BEST WISHES FROM

BROTHER DONALD

Ok, so we get to do it all again , I have replied detailing the cleansing ceremony again

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, it is very nice to hear from you again after so long, I was very worried about you due to the spirit still being in limbo, I am glad you were able to show the police my email to get you out of trouble.

Here are the full details again on how to perform the cleansing ceremony, also see the CLEANSING CEREMONY NOTES at the bottom for absolute clarification of the ceremony:

THE CLEANSING CEREMONY

To perform the ancient "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" cleansing ceremony of the 12 points, you will need the following items:

DIRECTIONS FOR THE CEREMONY OF THE 12 POINTS:

1) Paint a large 6 pointed star on the ground as close to the shrine as possible (I have sent you images of what the star looks like for you to copy)

2) 1 person needs to stand at each junction of the star lines, 12 people in total (as indicated by the circles on the star image I have sent you).

3) The 13th person plays the part of annointing the other 12 people on the star.

4) On each "outside" point of the star (6 star points) there must be a lighted candle, then each person must hold a lighted candle in each hand (all candles are too be lit by the 13th person).

5) In the centre of the star, use the white paint to write the words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar", the 12 people on the star must chant those words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" 12 times during the ceremony.

6) While the 12 people are holding lighted candles, the 13th person shall pour half of the cow or goats milk over the head of each person standing on the star.

8.) Once the milk and honey cleansing has been completed, each of the 12 people on the star has to have a loaf of bread placed on their head by the 13th person.

10) The ceremony is now almost finished, you now need to take the bread off their heads and place it at their feet so they can stand on the bread.

11) Now take the fish from their mouths and place the fish on their heads, now they must again chant the words "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" 12 times.

I will require photos showing each of the 12 stages of the ceremony to make sure that it has been done properly, once I have the photographic proof, I can continue with giving you your Ł2000 grant

CLEANSING CEREMONY NOTES:

1. The star you painted on the ground before was hardly visible, you painted it on to lumpy clumps of grass and leaves, you must clear and level a large patch of ground so that the ground is flattened mud, which means the painted star can be seen clearly.

2. The star needs to be much larger than last time, also, the people standing on the star were to close together, they need to be further apart on a larger star.

3. For the women, no dresses are allowed to be worn during the cleansing process, it is absolutely forbidden.

4. You have to rub honey on to the bare chests of all the 12 people on the star, you did not shown any photos of that stage at all last time. All of the people were wearing shirts or tops, the ceremony should be performed "topless" so that we can see the honey being rubbed on to their bare chests.

5. We need to see photos of each person having the milk poured over their heads, and a photo of each person having the honey rubbed on their heads and chests. The same with each stage, individual photos os each person must be taken during the ceremony!

7. Some of the women were wearing headwear, no person on the star is allowed to wear anything on their head, otherwise the milk and water is not going directly on to their heads, you have only shown one person having water poured over them, we need to see photos of each individual having water poured over them.

8. I can only see 1 person standing on a loaf of bread, we need to see photos over every person on the star standing on their loaf of bread.

9. You only show the fire at the end, we need to see photos of the items being put on the fire, and also we need to see photos of petrol being poured on them and the fire being lighted.

10. In summary, take a photo of each person having honey rubbed on their head and chest, take a photo of each person having milk poured over them, take a photo of each person having the water poured over them in the final cleansing. Take clear photos of every stage of the ceremony, otherwise the spirit of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar will remain in limbo and will cause you serious problems with things like missing genitals and worse for all involved in both of the ceremonies.

Something else I need to mention, quite a while ago I asked you to make a banner which was supposed to be on the bulldozer, you said you had made the banner, but as yet, I have not seen it.

After the cleansing ceremony has ended, please have all of the people involved in the ceremony standing together holding the banner, it is the banner with these words written on it, please write them exactly as they are written:

Praising the spirit of Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar with the banner will also go a long way to releasing it from limbo and this banner is a requirement of my church!!!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Well he says he has completed the cleansing ceremony again, but that there about 150 photos, so can he send them to me by courier instead of uploading them in the library as it will be easier for him, now I could have given him an address to send them to in the UK, but it's to much pissing about waiting for them to arrive, so I suggest he scans them like before.

DEAR FATHER,

WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT THE CLEANSING PROCESSES.I PRAY YOU ACCEPT THIS AND WE FEEL "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" HAS BEEN RELEASED FROM LIMBO AS THERE WERE LOTS OF STRANGE SIGNS AFTER THE BURNING AND ALSO ONE OF THE BROTHERS WHO PARTICIPATED WAS HAVING A SERIOUS BACK ACHE FOR WEEKS NOW BUT IMMIDIATELY GOT RELIEVED. I just knew 419eater made miracles happen :)

DEAR FATHER,PLEASE I WANT TO ASK YOU FOR A LITTLE FAVOUR. THE PICTURES ARE ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY COPIES AND WILL BE CUMBERSOME TO SCAN THEM FROM A PUBLIC LIBRARY SINCE WE DO NOT HAVE ONE, SO FATHER I PLEAD THAT YOU GIVE ME A MAILING ADDRESS TO ENABLE ME SEND THEM THROUGH UPS OR FEDEX AND I FEEL IT WILL BE MORE ASSESSIBLE THAT WAY.

MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU ALL....AMEN.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I am extremely happy that you have now finally completed the cleansing ceremony, we hope that the spirit has now been lifted from limbo and things can return to normal.

I am not sure what you mean by the 150 photos being cumbersome to scan from the library, you sent me the last lot of photos and they arrived very quickly by email, due to there being more photos this time, it will just take you a little longer to scan and email them, that's all, please go ahead and scan them as you did before and email them to me.

I could give you the address for our church headquarters in the UK to send them to, that's not a problem at all, but it will cost "you" at least Ł70 to send them to me via courier (my church never pays for items sent by courier), and I know how bad African courier services are, it takes for ever for packages to arrive from Africa, someone in Ivory Coast recently sent us a church banner by express courier, it took nearly 9 weeks for it to arrive here in the UK, and that was by express courier, then when it arrived, it was only the empty packaging, it had somehow been torn open between Africa and the UK, the contents were either stolen or accidentally lost in transit, this has happened with numerous packages sent from Africa.

I would not like to wait for weeks and weeks, only to find your package arrives with none of the photos inside the package, that will just cause even more delays, and we will very soon be reaching the end of our financial year, so I need to receive the photos as soon as possible so we can get your grant application processed before the end of year financial accounts, otherwise you will have to wait until our new financial year starts in November before you can apply for your grant again, so please do your best to scan them at the same place you scanned the last photosand get them emailed to me as soon as possible!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I have just had 8 emails from the lad with 162 photos of the new cleansing ceremony attached, I do like the Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar banner they made for me, I really must get that sent to the UK if I can :)

DEAR FATHER,

THESE ARE THE PICTURES OF THE CLEANSING EXCERCISE.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

These are the photos he sent of the new cleanisng ceremony, these are so much better BWAHAHAHA :), I have made them as links to save killing your browser when they all load, the photo of them with the banner is on "Photos 47/48".

Photos 1/2 Photos 3/4 Photos 5/6 Photos 7/8 Photos 9/10

Photos 11/12 Photos 13/14 Photos 15/16 Photos 17/18 Photos 19/20

Photos 21/22 Photos 23/24 Photos 25/26 Photos 27/28 Photos 29/30

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I have replied to the lad telling him I could only open a few of the photos, but that my Bishop loves the banner and wants it sent to the UK, if he can do that, I can persude the Bishop to let them off with not being able to see all the photos, even though I did receive them all :)

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I have received your 8 emails, but I can only view a total of 21 of the photos you sent, although I received 8 emails from you with photos as attachments, unfortunately, I could not open all of the photos, my anti-virus said they contained a virus, please scan your computer thoroughly for any virus!

From the photos I was able to view, it looks like you did things correctly in the cleansing ceremony, but without seeing all of the photos, I could not be totally sure that you have done it all correctly, but having said that, the viewable photos are a good indication of things done right.

I have shown my Bishop the photos, and he is not happy about not being able to see them all, and suggested to me that I should tell you your ceremony was again a failure. But he was very impressed with the Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar banner that you made, he would very much like you to send the banner to the UK to be proudly displayed in our church, I told the Bishop I would have a word with you about that.

As I said, the Bishop is not to happy about all the missing photos, but I feel pity for you as you have now performed the ceremony twice, I have persuaded the Bishop that you have done a good and correct ceremony, but he really wants that banner you made, so providing you can send the banner to me via courier, I will see to it that the ceremony you performed is marked as being correct, please have the banner sent to our church headquarters, here is the full name and address of our church administrator to send the banner to:

[address snipped]

Please get back to me as soon as possible about sending the banner via a reliable courier, if you can do that for me, then my Bishop will think very highly of you and getting your grant will be plain sailing from now on.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I have had an email from the lad, he says he has sent the banner, but in order not to lose it, he didn't use a courier, instead has sent it by Nigerian mail service, idiot, last time my lad sent a banner from Lagos using the Nigerian express mail service called EMS, it took 2 months to arrive in the UK, hope this time it is quicker, so lets wait and see, I shall ask him for a receipt of sending the banner so I can keep an eye out for it.

DEAR FATHER,

PLEASE SORRY FOR THE DELAY. ACTUALLY I HAVE SENT THE BANNER TO YOUR ADMINISTRATOR THOUGH I WROTE IT "TO FATHER O'H c/o MXXXXX RXXXXX.

IN ORDER NOT TO LOSE IT,I DIDN'T SEND IT VIA COURIER BUT THROUGH A REGISTERED MAIL SERVICE IN NIGERIA WHICH WILL TAKE ABOUT SIX DAYS OR MORE TO GET TO YOU.

PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR IT AS FROM MONDAY NEXT WEEK.

I PRAY THAT YOUR [OUR BISHOP VERY SOON] BISHOP WILL FACILITATE OUR GRANT BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY,THE COMPENSATION OF THE DECEASED FAMILY AS PROMISED.

THEY ARE STILL AT MY NECK AND MIGHT LOSE THEIR COOL.

DEAR FATHER,I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF WHILE REPLYING THIS MAIL,YOU GIVE MORE ASSURANCE ON THE COMPENSATION OF THE DECEASED FAMILY SO THAT I WILL SHOW THEM THE MAIL ASSURING THEM THAT THEIR SETTLEMENT IS ON THE PIPELINE.I WILL ALSO SHOW THE [I.P.O]POLICE A COPY ALSO.

THANKS FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AND ENCOURAGEMENTS ALL THIS WHILE.MAY THE GOD OF ABRAHAM ISAAC AND JACOB CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU ....AMEN

MY REGARDS TO OUR BISHOP IN UK

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to him, I bet he has sent it via EMS so it should piss him off to know they are unreliable, even if the banner arrives, the lad will be told the package was ripped open and was empty, can he make another and send via courier blah blah blah

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, nice to hear from you again, I was wondering what had happened to you.

I am glad to hear the banner has been sent, but it would have been far safer to send it by courier rather than Nigerian internal mail, which to be honest, is not the securest of mail services is it, I sincerely hope it arrives with no damage to it.

Which mail service did you send it by? Do you have the postage receipt that you can send to me so I can tell my administrator what to be expecting? I hope it was not the EMS mail service you used, as we have had many packages sent from Nigeria via EMS and many have either never arrived here or taken about 2 months to arrive!

Let me give you and the family of the deceased my assurance that all is well and compensation will be paid to them in due course, I forsee no problems regarding the payment. well, maybe a few problems LOL

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Lad has replied, it's not EMS he sent the banner by

DEAR FATHER,

IT IS NOT BY EMS THAT I SENT IT BUT IT WAS REGISTERED AND WOULDN'T GET LOST OR DAMAGED.

THE RECEIPT IS WITH ME AND WOULD BE AVAILABLE WHEN NEEDED.

PLEASE FATHER,I KNOW YOU EXPLAINED TO ME EARLIER THAT YOU HAVE LITTLE PROBLEM WITH YOUR HEARING BUT STILL CAN I HAVE YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN ALWAYS SEND YOU SMS OR TEXT MESSAGES WHEN NECESSARY.YOU CAN HAVE MINE.234-802-xxxxxxx.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

This banner has just arrived in the UK :)

Hopefully I should have a photo of it this evening, the lad emailed me 3 times over the weekend but I didn't want to bore you with his emails, he was only asking for my mobile number so he could send me text messages, I ignored his emails, he knows I am deaf because of the terrorist bomb blast I was in, but just wants to send text for keeping in touch easier.

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And here is the banner on the floor in the UK.

I have had about 3 emails from the lad over the last couple ofdays, asking for my mobile number so he can text me, I have ignored him completely, he emailed me again today about the banner

DEAR FATHER,

PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU AS REGARDS IF YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE BANNER WE SENT.

I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU OVER A LONG TIME,I HOPE EVERYTHING IS OKAY?

MAY GOD CONTINUE TO PROTECT YOU ALL ...AMEN

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I replied to him.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I must apologise for not mailing you sooner, I received your other emails over the last few days, but I could only read them today as I was having terrible problems with my Hotmail email account, the problem appears to have been corrected now, so that is good.

I could give you my mobile number so that you can send me text messages, but receiving text's from Nigeria on my phone will cost a lot of money, I get charged for every text I receive and charged at international rates, it really is a waste of money and I prefer to use church funds for better things than text messages.

I still have not received your package with the banner yet, I did tell you that Nigerian postal services are not very reliable, I had one package sent by EMS and it took a couple of months to reach here, and that was the express service! I will let you know as soon as it arrives.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

On Saturday, I will give him the bad news about my church burning down on Friday, and send him this photoshopped newspaper cutting LOL :)

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Ok, it's now Saturday, and time to give him the bad news about the church fire, just to make him feel worse, I told him his banner arrived today, and that had he sent it by courier, it would have arrived last week and he would have been paid his grant and the money for the deceased woman, but as it's arrived only now, he grant is suspended LOL, I attached the newspaper cutting posted above to the email for him to read.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

I am very sorry for not contacting you sooner, my church has had a ghastly accident, we currently have builders in doing urgent repair work to the roof and vaults area of my church, well I really am sad to say that one of the workmen accidentally left a blowtorch on whilst he went for his break, as a result our beautiful old church was consumed by flames, it was like a scene from hell, I really don't know what we are going to do now, this has absolutely destroyed my soul.

I have attached a newspaper cutting from our local newspaper showing their news story about my church on fire, I am so very saddened by all of this, but I am also very sad for you Brother Donald, because we have had to cancel all grants to national and international organisations such as yourself at this moment in time, I hope you can understand our situation, I have shed many tears over this, my church did not have enough insurance cover in case of fire, and the damage is estimated to be over one million pounds, this means we might face bankruptcy unless we can find some sponsors to help with the costs of rebuilding the church.

Just to let you know that I have had word from my admin department that you banner arrived today, had the banner arrived here on Wednesday or Thursday last week, your grant would have been paid by now, but due to the fire, all grants are now suspended until further notice. Now you can see why I asked you to use a courier rather than the Nigerian postal service, had you used a courier to send the banner, it would arrived a week ago and you would now have your grant and the money for the deceased womans family.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I got a reply from my lad about the church burning down, and not the reply I was expecting, thought he might blow his top, but he seems ok about it, and can I make a token payment

Subject: RE: PLEASE FATHER

DEAR FATHER,

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW,BUT FIRST OF ALL I THANK GOD THAT NO LIFE WAS LOST.

SECONDLY,I PRAY THAT "Fohr-Un-Ein-Eetar" WILL HELP PROVIDE SPONSORS WHO WILL HELP TO REBUILD THE CHURCH AND HER PHILANTHROPIC ACTIVITIES WILL RESUME ONCE AGAIN. I know a lad who might be able to help my new sponosrs BWAHAHAHAHA :)

THIRDLY FATHER,CONSIDERING MY PLIGHT AS REGARDS THE DECEASED WOMAN'S COMPENSATION,I FEEL MY OWN CASE IS DIFFERENT. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GET INTO TROUBLE AFTER GIVING THEM ALL ASSURANCE THAT THEY WILL BE COMPENSATED.

HOW WILL THEY FEEL? PLEASE SHOW YOUR BISHOP THIS MAIL. AS IT STANDS NOW,I KNOW THAT A TOKEN OF ABOUT 1000 POUNDS CAN KEEP THEM CALM FOR ENOUGH PERIOD UNTIL YOUR CHURCH RECOVERS.

WE WILL BE HAVING A PRAYER SESSION THIS SUNDAY AT OUR CHURCH ON BEHALF OF THE CHURCH OF GOODWILL FOR GOD TO GRANT YOU THE FORTITUDE TO BEAR AND REPAIR THE LOSS.

TILL I HEAR FROM YOU.

BEST REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to the lad, asking him to make a banner for a 419eater member who posted on this thread requesting a banner to be made for his music group

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=84967

Maybe he will do it, he will if he wants his money.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, and for your kind words in asking for my church to recovery quickly, I am very happy to hear you will be having a prayer session, I am just thankful to God that nobody was injured during the fire.

I am afraid that I cannot send you Ł1000 at this moment in time, so please show this email to the family of the deceasd woman to calm them, they are 100% guaranteed to receive their compensation, it will just take a little longer due to the fire and our financial status at the moment, but all compensations will eventually be paid once the church is rebuilt.

We have already opened a disater fund for my church and we have some sponsors who want to help by making donations, but as you can imagine, we need a lot of money, I have spoken with the builders and architects today, and they they estimate that the damage to the church will eventually cost around Ł1.5 Million pounds to rebuild it.

As I said, some sponsors have come forward to help out, even from as far away as the USA, there is an American music band who have pledged Ł70,000 to my church, they are called the "The Tretchers" one member of their band used to sing in our choir as a special guest, they are about to sign a major record deal in the USA and are happy to help us, but I will need a big favour from you Brother Donald.

The band members have seen the banner you made for my church and they are very impressed with it, in return for giving a donation to my church, they would love to have a nice banner to put up on stage behind them when they play at their live gigs, so I would like you to make a banner like the one you made for my church with nice bright colours, please use the exact words below on the banner in very big letters.

"The Tretchers"
They Will Rock Your World
We've Suffered For Our Music. Now It's Your Turn

Also, would it be possible to have some stencilled images of "guitars" and "conga drums" on the banner as they use those musical instruments a lot when they play.

As an added bonus, the band have told me that they might use your banner as the cover for their CD's and album covers, of course, you would be paid any royalties if they did use it, please try and get this banner made as soon as possible as they intend to release their new album in the next week or so!

By doing this you are guaranteeing that my church receives Ł70,000 towards the church fire disaster appeal, and the sooner we get more donations, the sooner I can give you your grant and pay the compensation to the deceased womans family, so by doing this you are helping me, but you will be mostly helping yourself!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Oh goody, this lad usually mails me from IP address 213.185.106.155 = Nigeria, I have now received this email below from someone else claiming to be from South Africa, their IP is the same as my lads IP, 213.185.106.155 = Nigeria :), it's obviously the same lad pretending to be someone else from South Africa, apart from having the same IP address, he's the only one who knows my church has burned down, I feel a fake cheque coming :), of course, the cheque would either be made out for more than the Ł400,000 and then they would say they made a mistake and ask me to return the difference, or they would want me to send the courier fees for it to be sent to me, just goes to show what these scammers are like, pure scum, well, I will not entertain his cheque offer just to piss him off.

GOOD DAY CHURCH OF Gxxxxxxx,

This Is The HolyGroup Christian Club Of South Africa And I Am The President.This Club Is Made Up Of Very Rich And Affluent Christian Citizens Of South Africa As Well As Some Multinationals Such As Halliburton,Chevron And Transocean.

Following The Kind And Benevolent Gesture You Have Exhibited Through Your Church All These Years In Helping The Less Priviledged And Coupled With The Mishap That Befell Your Church Lately,We Have Decided To Donate The Sum Of Ł400,000 [Four Hundred Thousand Pounds] To Your Coffers To Enable The Church Continue With Her Gxxxxxxx.This was Realised After The Board Of Trustees Sat On This Issue On The 28th Of This Month

Kindly Give Us All Necessary Informations To Enable Us Transfer The Money In Due Course.I Know This Will Cheer You Up.

Thanks For Your Anticipated Coperation

Reverend Samuel Peters

For The Club

I have replied to the Reverend, I don't want a cheque unless it is sent by courier, this might put them off all together, but it's the banners I am most interested in receiving

Dear Reverend Samuel Peters,

Thank you for your email, this is wonderful news and a great gesture by you, Ł400,000 would give us nearly a quarter of the amount we need to rebuild our church!

We only accept payments by cheque at the moment, cheques must only be sent by couriers such as Fedex or other official couriers, for legal reasons, my church DOES NOT accept cheques by normal postal mail, any cheques received via postal mail will be returned to the sender. Because of the legal reasons, we require senders to give us the tracking number of the cheque they have sent by courier.

If you still feel you wish to make a donation to the church fire disaster appeal, please feel free to email me as soon as possible and I will give you the address of my church admin department.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

I can't be bothered getting in to the lad trying to wire the donation to my bank, I want banners from his scamming character as the fetish lad, so I have put the mockers on his donation offer, this was his reply to my last email above asking him to courier the money to me, which I knew he wouldn't do

Dear H

There is no problems with sending the check by courier but our organization does not pay for courier services.

Unless you would take care of the courier expenses then we will proceed otherwise we pay directly into your church's designated account which is more convinient.

looking forward to getting your reply

Revd Samuel

I have replied mentioning that I know all about scams, so either he will go ahead and send it by courier to prove he is real and still send an overpayment if he is really really stupid, doubt it.

Or he will get making the banner I asked for under his other character name when they realise this donation isn't going to work, it will also make him confident that I don't know his fetish lad character is a scammer

Dear Reverend Samuel Peters,

Thank you for your email, I find it strange that you can afford to send my church a Ł400,000 donation, but you can't afford to pay for a courier to send it to the UK, very strange indeed!

My church has nearly been scammed by African scammers a few times, they wanted to send a large amounts of money to us as a donation, so we paid for the couriers, only to find that they sent a cheque that was made out for far more than the donation amount they said they were giving us, of course, they asked that we return the difference to them, the cheques turned out to be fake and were given to the police by our bank, we never lost any money to the scammers.

That was clearly what is commonly known as a 419 overpayment scam, we know all about 419 scams here in the UK, stories about 419ers are on television here 2 or 3 times a week, with news stories about 419 inheritance scams, fake lottery scams, charity scams, dating scams, auction scams etc.

For this reason, we only accept cheques for the correct donation amount and that the courier fees are paid by the person sending the donation, we do not accept donations directly in to our church bank account for the same reason of avoiding a fraud called "flashing" by electronic payment!

Scammers never want to pay courier fees because they want to make money, they don't like paying money out at all, so they NEVER pay the courier fees, so when a person such as yourself tells us they don't pay for courier fees, we cease all contact with them as we do not want to risk our church to be scammed.

So I am sorry, I will have to refuse your Ł400,000 donation on the grounds that you will not pay the courier fees, so the only conclusion I can come to is that you may possibly not be legitimate, please don't take my words badly, my church comes first and we have to protect it from scammers who want to defraud us on a regular basis.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

Finally had a reply from the reverend, I guess he didn't like my last email above about all the scams I mentioned, that messed up his plan of sending me an over payment fake cheque as a donation, his short reply was this

ALOHA FATHER,

We Are Quite Sorry If Our Kind Gesture Has Turned Into Corruption.

We Have Decided To With Hold Our Check.

I wonder why, I hope the fetish lad gets back to me soon about the banner now that he knows I know about cheque scams haha :).

It's now September 4th, and still not heard anything from the fetish lad since August 29th, but he often doesn't reply for a week or more, anyway, sent him a short reminder.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

I have not heard from you for quite some time now, you have not replied to my email concerning making a banner for the group called "The Tretchers" who are sponsoring my church.

Would you kindly get back to me as soon as possible about this, if I do not hear back from you, I will have to assume that you no longer want your grant or the compensation for the deceased womans family and they will be cancelled!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

A day later now, and I have got a reply from the fetish lad at last, seems he was arrested because of me not paying the compensation to the deceased womans family, he was only recently released from being locked up again

DEAR FATHER,

I WOULD START BY THANKING GOD THAT I WAS RELEASED TO MEET YOUR LAST MAIL.

BEFORE GOD AND MAN,I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO MY MAIL UNTIL THIS MORNING 5TH SEPTEMBER. strange then that you mailed me pretending to be Reverend Samuel a couple of time in the last few days huh, lieing rat

AS I SHOWED THE DECEASED FAMILY THE LAST MAIL YOU WROTE ME TURNING DOWN THE PLEA OF Ł1000,A LITTLE BRAWL INSUED WHICH MADE THEM TO LOCK ME UP IN LIEU OF THEIR SISTER'S DEATH.

I WAS RELEASED ON SATURDAY EVENING AND WAS ASKED TO REPORT TO THE STATION YESTERDAT BEING MONDAY.I COULDN'T CHECK MY MAIL YESTERDAY UNTIL THIS MORNING.

BUT FATHER,IF MAY ASK,CAN'T THERE BE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO TO ASSURE THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY WILL BE COMPENSATED?

LEST I FORGET,IS THE BANNER TOO LATE TO BE MADE NOW? no it's not too late, I have given you more time, crafty git, that's why you never replied earlier about the banner, so you wouldn't have to make it BUT FATHER,IF I HAVE TO SWEAR,I DO NOT HAVE FINANCES TO CARRY OUT THAT NOW,MY GROUP ARE WAITING FOR YOUR PROMISES AND I KNOW FATHER THAT IF YOU CAN HAVE MERCY ON US AND YOU LIAISE WITH YOUR BISHOP,HE CAN DO SOMETHING DESPITE THE TRAGEDY THAT BURNT OUR CHURCH.

ALWAYS REMAIN BLESSED IN THE LORD

YOURS OBIDIENTLY AND EVER LOYAL

BROTHER DONALD

I have replied to him.

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I am happy to hear that you have been released, if you had shown my email to the deceased womans family, it states that their compensation will eventually be paid, but things are very difficult because of the recent fire we had, surely they can understand that? They can't be that unreasonable can they, they will get their money, only it will be a bit later in coming.

If you send me the email address of the deceased womans family, I will personally email them about the compensation payment and why it is delayed.

Please inform them again that once we start getting sponsors and reach our target for rebuilding my church, then they will be paid in full, you will also receive your full grant at that time!

With regards to the banner I have asked you to make for The Tretchers, I have just had a chat with one of their band members on Yahoo messenger, and I have told them about the problems you are having in Africa, he told me that to help you out, they "will definitly" use your banner as an image for the CD's and album covers, you will earn a lot of royalties when that happens, as you know from my previous email, they were about to sign a major record deal, that record deal has now been signed, so you will be looking at making tens of thousands of dollars when they use the banner you make for them, of course, you have to make the banner first for them to be able to do that.

The band are releasing their new album on September 16th, so that gives you 11 days in which to make it, although obviously, they need the banner made as soon as possible so that it is ready for printing on CD and album covers before the 16th, please let me know that you can do it by that date, otherwise I will have to cancel your grant and the compensation payments.

I can not see that it will cost you much to make the banner, all you need is a large white sheet, some paint and some stencils, most people have a large spare white bed sheet in their homes, most people have tins of paint stored away from when they last redecorated their home, all you will need is a stencil to do the lettering, how can it be so difficult or expensive to make the banner for them, especially as with very little outlay, you will be making thousands of dollars from the use of the banner.

If you can't make the banner, we will be losing out on a lot of money, firstly, my church will not get the Ł70,000 donation from the band, which means it will take longer to reach out target and will take longer for you to get your grant and the compensation payment, plus you will not earn the royalties from their CD and album sales for using the banner on their covers, so it is very important that you help yourself by making the banner as soon as possible!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

He is going to make the banner (under protest), awwwww, it's so unfair :)

Subject: IT IS UNFAIR

DEAR FATHER O'H

I AM A HUMAN BEING AND VERY POOR,I AM NOT THE ONE TO PRODUCE OR PRINT THE BANNER BUT AN ARTIST WILL BE PAID.THE ONE I SENT TO YOU COST US 6,000 NAIRA OUR LOCAL CURRENCY WHICH IS ABOUT 24POUNDS,AND IF I AM TO SEND IT VIA COURIER,IT WILL COST ME ABOUT 65 POUNDS. REMEMBER THAT THIS WASN'T IN OUR AGREEMENT TO DO BANNERS FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

I AM NOT MONEY CONSCIOUS ON THEIR ROYALTIES AFTERWARDS BUT IF YOU INSIST ON USING THE CANCELLING OF MY GRANTS AND THE DECEASED COMPENSATION TO HOLD ME AT RANSOM,THEN I WILL DO THE BANNER BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THERE IS AN ALMIGHTY GOD THAT IS WATCHING US. SHOULD I PASS THROUGH ALL THESE WITHOUT GETTING THE GRANT IN THE END,REMEMBER THAT ALL THE MAILS AND TRANSACTIONS ARE DOCUMENTED AND THE WHOLE CHRISTIAN WORLD WILL SEE AND HEAR IT. I love having them by the short and curlies :)

LET ME HAVE THE MANUSCRIPT ON WHAT TO WRITE AND HOW TO MAKE THIS SECOND BANNER AS WELL AS THE ADDRESS TO SEND IT.

REMAIN BLESSED

DONALD

Just sent laddy a reply

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I am sorry to hear that you feel it is unfair, but please be rest assured that providing you make a nice banner for the band, your grant and compensation payments will be paid to you in full, you really deserve it for all of your work.

I have had some very good news today, his eminence the Pope, has granted my church a donation of Ł350,000 from Vatican City funds toward the rebuilding costs, we have now got just over Ł750,000 from different sponsors and are half way to the target of Ł1.5 million pounds needed, I am sure you will agree that is most excellent news, the Ł70,000 we receive from The Tretchers for you making the banner will take us over Ł800,000 barrier and other donations are coming in fast.

With regards to the banner you are making for The Tretchers, please make sure you use large letters and bright coloured ink like on the banner you made before, here is the exact text to use

"The Tretchers" They Will Rock Your World We've Suffered For Our Music. Now It's Your Turn

As I mentioned before, please have some stencilled images of "guitars" and "conga drums" on the banner as they use those musical instruments a lot when they play.

Please make the banner as quickly as possible as we don't have much time now, I will be chatting with one of the band members on Yahoo messenger either tonight or tomorrow, and I will get the address of where they want the banner sent to as they are currently touring the states playing live gigs in different places.

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

September 7th, a short mail from the lad asking me to text him the address to send the banner, he is just desperate to get my phone number

DEAR FATHER,

LET ME GET THE ADDRESS TO WHERE I WILL BE SENDING THE BANNER.

PLEASE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU SEND IT VIA SMS TO MY PHONE BECAUSE I DO NOT INTEND CHECKING MY MAIL AGAIN TODAY. MY NUMBER IS 234-803-77xxxxx.

BEST WISHES FROM

BROTHER DONALD

Just sent the lad the address for sending the banner

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, I could not send you the address for sending the banner to before today, as I said in my previous email, I would either be chatting with the band member on Yahoo messenger Wednesday or Thursday, unfortunaltely he was very busy with their latest gig and I have only just had the chance the chance to chat with him on messenger this morning.

The is his name and address to send the banner to in the US

George Dxxxx
xxxx Cxxxxx Drive, Suite #xxx
Kxxxxxx Falls, OR xxxxx

Please email me a photo of the banner being held up when you have finished it, I am much obliged to you for all your hard work!

Blessings,

Father O'Hanxxx.

September 11th, the lad has sent me a photo of the new banner, and also sent a FedEx receipt showing it has been sent to the US of A :)

DEAR FATHER,

ATTACHED HEREWITH IS THE BANNER AS WELL AS A COPY OF THE FEDEX COURIER.

REGARDS

DONALD

Here is the banner and the FedEx receipt.

Here is the Tretchers banner hanging behind the band when they played at a gig in the US

I have crossed out the tracking number and certain delivery details for obvious reasone, I just checked the tracking number, biut there is no result for it, hmmmm, can't see that he would not have sent it really after going to the trouble of making it, maybe the number is not on the system yet, maybe as it's only a small package it isn't actually trackable, i don't know.

I knew when I got that very first email mentioning a fetish village, that this would be fun :) I want my lad to do one more trophy for me, but I wont ask him for that just yet, maybe in about a weeks time, he will plead poverty but I can only ask, I will tell him that donations to my fire appeal have dried up and we only have Ł1 million so far, but I have this other sponsor who will pay the remaining Ł500,000 and that he needs to help out for us to achieve that, of course, then I can pay him his grant and the compensation. I have decided that I will be going to Chad at that time, and I will have his money with me, so come and get it mugu :)

The FedEx tracking for the banner is now working, should arrive tomorrow :)

I had not replied to the lad since he sent the banner, he has mailed me again with a short mail

DEAR FATHER,

I SENT THE BANNER VIA COURIER SINCE ON MONDAY AND I SENT YOU A COPY OF THE RECEIPT AS WELL AS THE BANNER. THIS IS THE TRACKING NUMBER 856467xxxxxx FOR THE FEDEX.

LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.

REGARDS

BROTHER DONALD

I replied

Dear Brother Donald Pedro,

Thank you for your email, sorry for not replying sooner, but you can imagine how many emails I am getting from people concerning the fire, and I am extremely busy with many things.

Thank you for sending the banner to the US, I have just looked at the tracking number and see that estimated date of delivery is tomorrow, although that is only a FedEx estimate, and they often take longer sometimes.

Please keep a tally of all expenses you have incurr