Title: THE FISH IS AMISS
Scammer Name: KADIJAT JUBRIL
Submitted By: SHIVER METIMBERS
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: happy new year
Date: Thu, 1 Jan 2004 18:07:10 -0000 (GMT)
Beloved In the lord,
Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs.
kadijat
jubril alake, a widow to Late ibrahim jubril, I am 64 years old,I
am now a new Christian convert,suffering from long time cancer of
the
breast.From all indications, my condition is serious and according
to my doctor it is
quite obvious that I may not survive the sickness,although as a
christain,I
beleive God and I know that I will not die,I will live to declare
the glory
of God. My late husband and my only son was killed during the Ogoni
Crisis
and I am presently Leaving alone.Our Lord Jesus Christ is my comforter.
My late husband was very wealthy we have a lot of properties
including Shares
and houses.After the death of my husband,I made up my mind to travel
abroad
to leave the rest of my life and continue to do the work of God
as a
missionary.Icalled our lawyer and I instructed him to sell all my
husbands properties
and shares to enable me raise some money to conitue my mission.The
lawyer
sold the Shares and some of the properties and I was able raise
the sum
of $28.3m(Two eight million,three hundred thousand US Dollars)which
I
depositedwith a Security Company for safe keeping awaiting collection
for the work
of God.
Presently,all the documents concerning the consignments are
with my
lawyer.Nowthat my sickness has gone to this stage,I am scared and
I want the fund
to be used for the work of God all over the world.
I have prayed and I told God to direct me to an honest christan
who will
receive this fund and utilise it for things that will glorify the
name of
God.After my prayers,I searched the christain site in the internet,I
found
your email address and I decided to contact you.Please if you are
interested
in using this fund for the work of God,please send to me your full
names,addressand telephone numbers to enable me give it to my lawyer
for immediate
arrangementwith the security company on how the consignments that
contained the fund
will be delivered to you for the work of God as I have the vision
from the
lord.
I await your urgent reply and remaim blessed in Jesus Name.
Thanks and God bless you.
Mrs. kadijat jubril.
[These are the type of scam emails I most despise. No explanation
needed. These types of scammers are scum, pure and simple]
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Mrs. Jubril,
God bless you and how are you today?
Your letter has come to the right place. My name is Father William
Wallace of the Church of Fish and Bread, and we have nearly 300
churches in our ministry. Please find attached one of our newest
small churches which we recently built in Nairobi, Kenya. I think
I may be able to help you.
I am afraid that my ministry forbids me from entering into the
business proposition that you mention, but I am able to offer you
help by other means.
Your cause is a Godly one and it is the policy of my church that
we help our fellow man forward the word of God and help the less
fortunate people. You see, my church regularly makes charitable
donations to worthy causes, and I am sure that after speaking with
my committee members, they will be of the opinion that your cause
seems very worthy and if you will allow us we would like to make
a donation to your cause if you will agree to help us forward the
word of God. If you are willing to use the donation for the good
of God and to help your less fortunate fellow citizens then I am
sure we can quickly arrange a donation to be made to you. Hopefully
this will help you to have a more pleasant life.
Your case seems very worthwhile, and whilst we cannot donate large
amounts - because we have already made many successful donations
this year - I think that the church would be able to donate to you
the small sum of US $352,330 (three hundred and fifty two thousand,
three hundred and thirty dollars). We are usually able to donate
larger amounts but at the moment are funds are quite limited as
we are at the end of our financial year. This money would be sent
to you in a manner of your choosing, and hopefully it would enable
you to make yourself and your family safe as well as forward the
word of God much more easily.
Of course, we do not send out payments without going through the
proper procedures, so if you would like to claim the cash, these
are the steps you will need to take:
1. The Church of Fish and Bread will send you a agreement form,
which you will have to complete and sign.
2. On receipt of the form, we will require a photograph of you,
or a trusted representative as proof of identity. You will have
to get a NEW photograph taken, holding two symbol of ours. The two
symbols we need you to hold are a loaf of BREAD and a FISH (the
name of our church). This proves that the person in the photograph
is genuine. Passport or other photographs will NOT be accepted.
If you agree to the two conditions above, we will attach the agreement
form for you to complete, and then after that we will explain to
you what type of photograph we need from you. Please do not send
a photograph until we have explained how we want the photograph
to be taken. On receipt of a SATISFACTORY photograph, we will immediately
forward the $352,330.00 to you in a manner of your choice.
Please let me know ASAP if you are interested in my offer Mrs.
Jubril and I will forward you the agreement for your signature ASAP.
May God bless you and your family,
Father William Wallace
The Church of Fish and Bread
[Sister Jubril must think she's hit the jackpot]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: thanks a lot
Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2004 15:55:02 -0000 (GMT)
Dear Father William Wallace,
Good day to you am so glad for your response and i pray God would
continually bless you well am okay with this two options and i'll
be
glad to meet up with your requirement.
yours faithfully,
kadijat jubril.
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
My dear Mrs. Jubril,
Blessings to you my sister and I hope that this email finds you
in good health. Please find attached the Donation Agreement from.
Mrs Jubril, I need to make you completely understand what will
be required of you before the committee are able to grant you this
donation. Should you be in full agreement then I am sure that we
can proceed in a very brisk manner and arrange to have your donation
before the end of this year.
First it is VERY IMPORTANT that you understand we must be 100%
certain of your identity. Because our church is so very large and
we give out nearly $10 million Dollars a year in charitable donations
there are some people who try to send us false images in order to
falsely claim a donation. Because of this my church always request
identity in a manner which cannot be forged. I warn you now Mrs.
Jubril that the photographic proof we will request from you may
seem very strange to you, but it is this very unusual request that
will ensure that the image you send to use is genuine. I am sure
that you will agree that to pose for a unusual picture will be no
trouble considering the sum of 352,330.00 we are willing to donate
to you.
Here is the donation procedure in detail. Please read through it
carefully, and if you agree to the terms of the church then I am
sure we can proceed very quickly to help you.
1. Attached is the Donation Agreement form. Please take note of
the Agreement Number and quote it on all future correspondence.
This way we know that all communications from you are genuine. Please
complete the blank areas of the form and send it back to us as an
attachment.
2. Next you will have to send the church a photograph of yourself
in the pose we describe below.
Here is how we need the photograph to be posed. I will go through
it step by step so that you fully understand.
1. You will need to gather a LARGE FISH and a FULL loaf of BREAD
2. You will need to sit in a chair.
3. You will need to place the FISH on your HEAD.
4. Hold the loaf of BREAD to your mouth and make it look like you
are going to eat it.
5. Now get a colleague to take a photograph of yourself in this
pose.
VERY IMPORTANT: Please ensure that the photograph is BIG and CLEAR.
Small or unclear photographs will NOT be accepted. One you have
scanned in the LARGE and CLEAR photograph, please send it back to
me as an attachment.
One both the photograph and the agreement form have been received
and approved your donation payment will be paid out IMMEDIATELY
in a manner of your choosing. Please note that I urge you to follow
the above instructions VERY carefully. If for any reason the photograph
is not taken in the manner that we require we will demand another
photograph.
Mrs Jubril, of course I fully understand that the picture request
seems very strange, but as I have explained before, it is this very
strangeness that will ensure to the Donation Committee that the
image is not a forgery.
Once you have successfully completed the two requests above, the
donation will be paid out to you IMMEDIATELY in the manner of your
choosing.
There is one other thing, but this may of course be of no interest
to you and it is not important that you do so but, for every extra
person you can include in the image with the SAME POSE, we are willing
to donate an extra $9.500.00 each. It is valuable to use to recruit
more followers and representatives.
Please note that once suitable photographs have been received and
verified they will all be destroyed as a matter of security and
confidentiality.
I wish you many blessings and I look forward to hearing from you
again soon.
With Christ's love,
Father William Wallace.
The Holy Church of Fish and Bread.
[AGREEMENT ATTACHED]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: thanks a lot
Date: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 16:22:39 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father williams,
Good day to you sir in the lord,am so glad for all your mails
well i
should have respond to your mail but my health seems a little bit
unstable but thank God am feeling much more brttrt now.
Sir i have just called on a collegue to come and snap me but i still
need to ask you somethings,well where is your church located and
your
website wich i believe is www.XXXXXXXX.co.uk and after the picture
what else do i have to do before the payment could be
made out to me and how long is this going to take?.
sister in the lord,
sister kadijat.
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dead sister Kadijat,
I hope you are feeling better now.
As for your questions; our church headquarters is located in London,
England, but as I have already explained, we have many other churches,
over the UK and indeed other countries.
I am afraid that I have nothing to do with the church web site.
This is controlled by a different section of our ministry. All I
can tell you is that we have been waiting for a company to upgrade
our new site, and the old one has been under construction for about
two weeks now.
With regards to your donation. The only thing that is requires
is the picture and the signed Agreement Form. Once a satisfactory
picture is received and the form completed the money will be paid
out immediately.
I hope that answers some of your questions.
Blessings,
Father William Wallace.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: thanks a lot
Date: Fri, 9 Jan 2004 21:08:09 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father wallace,
Greetings to you in the name of our lord jesus
christ,i thank you so
much for all your attendance and advice and i pray our Lord would
continually bless us in all our doing.well i already took the
picture but am having problem opening the aggreement form so i can
fill it and send it down as my system cannot read the file with
the
form of file used in compiling the form that is Jpg pls is there
anything you think we can do?
Am hoping to read from you soon.
Bless you father,
sister kadijat
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear sister Kadijat,
Please let me know what form you can accept the agreement form
in and I will ask the donation committee to send it in the manner
of your choosing?
I urge you to act quickly in this matter as the church cannot send
out donations AFTER the 18th of January 2004.
Bless you,
Father William Wallace.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: Having little problem.
Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 00:50:52 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father wallace,
Good morning to you kindly send it out again in BMP format
so i can
fill the form fast.Also did you mean the committe would decide by
18th latest?
sister adijat.
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear sister Adijat,
Please find attached the image in the form of .BMP as you requested.
The committee will need to see the signed agreement form and photograph
before the 18th of this month. If you are unable to send it by that
date then there will be a delay in processing your donation award.
Please remember that it is VERY IMPORTANT that the image you send
is LARGE and CLEAR.
Blessings,
Father William Wallace.
[The signed agreement form and picture arrive]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: form and picture attached.
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2004 13:58:36 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father william,
Greetings to you in the name of our Lord Jesus
christ,am so sorry for
the delay in the sending of the aggreement form and the picture
it
was due to a problem which arouse from a virus which corupted the
file in which i saved the two files but i thank God i was able to
recover them and i have attached them and i hope this meet up with
the donation committee's time and am hoping to read from you soon.
Sister kadijat.
SIGNED AGREEMENT FORM
SISTER KADIJAT JUBRIL
[The Donation Committee are not happy]
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
My dear Sister Kadijat,
I thank you for sending the picture and form.
I am happy to tell you that the agreement form is 100% acceptable.
However, I am afraid there is a problem with the photograph that
you sent to us. I have shown it to the Donation Committee and they
have rejected it because of the following reason:
The FISH is not in the position required. You must reposition the
fish into the requested position and make sure that your hands are
not touching it.
I would like to congratulate you on the quality of the picture
though. I am happy that you have sent a large clear image as requested.
I have therefore urged the Donation Committee to delay the donation
closure date until the 23rd of January to enable you to send in
a new image and they have agree to do this for you.
Congratulations again, you are halfway toward receiving your payment.
Blessings,
Father William Wallace.
[Kadijat seem to be a little suspicious]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: Thank you.
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2004 15:42:39 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father william,
Good day to you well am so glad for all your help but how sure is
it
that am going to get this money as you have said the picture is
not
the problem but am beginning to have some doubt about this issue
as a
friend in Uk as just asked me for the address of some of your churches
in UK and in USA as a proof that this is real pls kindly provide
me
with this details before i can go further on this issue.
sister kadijat.
[Time to feed my pet some false info]
From: Father William Wallace
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Sister Kadijat,
I am very happy to supply you with the addresses of our churches.
Do you want all 300 or just our two main headquarters?
The main ministry HQ addresses are as follows:
(US Ministry Par1/re31)
9744 Wilshire Blvd
Suite 305
CA 90212
USA
Tel: 001 206 203 3857
(UK Ministry Par2/fr30)
1 Bythe Road
London
W14 OHG
United Kingdom
Tel: 011 44 709 2037526
If you feel uncomfortable with proceeding, that is fine. Please
let me know as soon as possible and I can have the donation cancelled
immediately.
Sincere regards,
Father William Wallace.
[Looks like it worked]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: Thank you.
Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2004 10:06:29 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father williams,
Good morning to you in the name of our lord jesus
christ,am only
thinking of it that i believe the essence of the pics is just for
the
committe to confirm my identity and i believe with the pics i sent
it
is okay to prove my identity,that is all well i will take the picture
the way you have requested that is the fish on my head and my hand
not
touching it and the loaf of bread to my mouth the way it is in that
i
believe that would be alright and i hope as soon as this is done
the
money would be released as am really in need of money for my grand
child to return to school at present.
sister kadijat.
[I decide not to reply. I'll wait for the pic patiently]
[And about time too! A 'suitable' picture arrives]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: picture sent
Date: Thu, 22 Jan 2004 10:40:44 -0000 (GMT)
Dear father williams,
Good day to you i ahve attached below the picture as you have asked
am
hoping to read from you soon.
sister kadijat.
INTRODUCING SISTER KADIJAT JUBRIL (IS THAT A
HAIRPIECE, OR A CODPIECE? )
[True to my usual tactic, I don't bother to reply]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: picture attached
Date: Thursday, January 22, 2004 8:01 PM
Dear father williams,
Good evening i have sent the picture and uptill
this moment i did not
hear from you hope all is well well am resending it to you again
and am
hoping to read from you soon.
sister in the lord,
kadijat jubril.
[I'll let her sweat a couple of more days. There have been developments]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: Thank you
Date: Thursday, January 22, 2004 8:01 PM
Dear father williams,
Good evening i have sent the picture and uptill
this moment i did not
hear from you hope all is well well am resending it to you again
and am
hoping to read from you soon.
sister in the lord,
kadijat jubril.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: still waiting
Date: Friday, January 23, 2004 8:46 AM
Dear father williams,
Greeting to you in the name of our lord jesus christ,sir
am still
hoping to read from you till this moment but haven't yet pls let
me
know what is going on.
sister kadijat.
[Time to give Kadijat some bad news...]
From: Father Murky Depths
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear sister Kadijat,
Good morning, and I hope you are well.
My name is Father Murky, and I regret to inform you that Father
Wallace is currently unwell and is spending some days in hospital.
Unfortunately he contracted a stomach bug and we are trying to find
out what it is that is causing his pain. The doctors have informed
us that he may be ill for some time.
However, all the details of your case have been passed over to
me and I will be handling everything to do with your donation from
now onwards. Please be patient as I have to read any clarify myself
with all the documents relating to you case. I shall try to get
back to you later today or tomorrow morning.
With my kindest regards,
Father Murky Depths.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: still waiting
Date: Friday, January 23, 2004 12:47 PM
Dear father murky,
Greeting to you in the name of the lord,thanks
so much for your
mail,but if i may ask when did this stomach bug started,and hope
is
getting better and i pray God would be well soon in jesus name.
Regarding to the donation he told me the this would
be paid out
immediately the picture is proved and i believe by now the donation
committe should have done that please let me know what is going
on?.
From: Father Murky Depths
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Sister Kadijat,
Please be aware that until this morning I did not know anything
about the donation payment.
At the church we have a very stringent testing system and procedures.
These must be followed correctly and cannot be rushed through. I
have to read through all of Father Wallace's email communications
and also double-checked all the paperwork, which I must then present
to the Donation Committee for final approval.
Once the Donation Committee have given their approval then you
are correct, the payment to you can be made immediately.
To save some time, please would you inform me how you would like
this donation to be paid?
Sincerely,
Father Murky Depths
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: still waiting
Date: Friday, January 23, 2004 3:24 PM
Dear father murky,
Thank you so much for your mail well am so glad
and regarding the form of payment i would like the money to be paid
through western union money transfer. [Well there's a big
surprise!]
Sir hope you would be able to conclude on this
very soonest.
Hoping to read from you soon.
sister kadijat.
[Lets make Kadijat wait a few more days]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: still waiting
Date: Saturday, January 24, 2004 8:47 AM
Dear father murky,
Greetings to you in the name of the lord,how are
you doing today well
just mailing you to know what is going on.
sister kadijat.
[And wait...]
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: still waiting
Date: Saturday, January 24, 2004 2:09 PM
Dear father murky,
Good afternoon to you,am still waiting for your
mail and how is
father williams health now hope is getting better.
sister kadijat.
[OK, time to give the bad news]
From: Father Murky Depths
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Sister Kadijat,
I must apologise for my late reply but I have some sad news to
announce.
I am sorry to say that Father William Wallace passed away in his
sleep on Friday evening. It appears the stomach bug the doctors
though he had turned out to be a fatal virus. Thankfully he felt
no pain and passed away in his sleep.
With regards to your donation payment, you have stated that you
want the payment via Western Union. Please can you give me the full
name and address of the person to whom the payment is to be made
out to.
Once the funeral of Father Wallace has been completed (it is to
be held tomorrow morning) then I will attempt to make the payment
to you.
Blessings,
Father Murky Waters.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: my condolence message.
Date: Monday, January 26, 2004 1:04 PM
Dear father murky,
Greetings to you in the name of the ord,my condolences
to you and the
whole church,it is so painful.Well i would be glad if you can send
me
a copy of is picture as i would like to at least see his face pls
kindly send me his photograph also i be happy if you can send yours
too.
father in the lord,regarding to the donation,i
juust thought of it
that a wire transfer would be more convinient for me as the western
union might give problem due to the amount involve but i have an
account where a wire transfer can be done to.hoping to read from
yo
and ps try as much as possible to send me the photographs.
sister kadijat.
[A development. I received the following scam email,
and after checking it out I discovered that it was coming from the
same computer as Kadijat Jubril's]
From: James Kingsley
Subject: urgent response required
Date: Monday, January 26, 2004 1:28 PM
Dear sir,
Compliment of the season to you,how is your family
and business.May
i start by introducing myself to you,i am mr james kingley the
personal assistant to his excellency Mr Gauis Obaseki(The former
Minister
for petroleum).The minister served for the present regime throughout
the
first four years as the minister but was removed some months into
the
second term of the present government in power.
Sir,my main reason for this email is to solicitate
for a foreign
expatriate to stand as beneficiary for a substanstial amount of
money
which is in a security company in europe.The fund was realized through
some underground deals carried out during the minister's period
in service
the money was realized through illegal lifting of crude oil
outside the
regular reconmmended amount of barrel purpoted to be lifted
per day.I
can confidently confirm to you that during the minister's tenure
on the
seat a substanstial amount to the amount of about 120 million
dollars
was realized out of which the minister's percentage was sent to
this
security company in europe.The amount which sums up to about 10.5
million
dollars was kept in a security company in europe on the minister's
signatory but after the minister's removal a committe/panel was
setup to
investigate the actvities of the minister during his tenure
in office and
i would like to confess to you that all the deals were carried
out
without the knowledge of the federal government so my boss in the
person
of mr Obaseki feels he need to transfer the fund from the security
company
so as to cover up some vital issues which might be generated
if this
money is located. Sir,all we need is just for you to stand as the
beneficiary to
the fund and all the neccessary document would be forwarded to you
but
first we need your approval to prove that you are willing to help
and all
you need to do is to send your full name,and contact phone number
back
in your response for immediate talk on this issues as this money
is
staying too long over there in the security company.
Yours faithfuly,
Mr james kingsley.
[Lets see what Kadijat has to say about this!]
From: Father Murky Depths
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Sister Kadijat,
I am very disturbed by some developments today.
I received the following email:
[I quote Kingsley's email]
Now, I wish to know now exactly how this person got my email address,
and WHY he posted the above email from the SAME computer as yours.
I know for a fact that the email above was sent from the same computer.
I know full well that Mr. Kingsley's email is a "419"
email, so I know he is a dishonest person. It disturbs me that your
messages and Mr. Kingsley's messages are being sent from exactly
the same machine.
I require a full explanation before proceeding.
Sincerely,
Father Murky Depths.
From: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Subject: Re: question
Date: Wednesday, January 28, 2004 10:13 AM
Dear father murky,
Greetings to you in the name of the lord,well am
making use of
public computers here and is quite possible for people to carry
out
such act on the same system also i ahve heard there are some
computer crooks out here who are capable of reopening ones email
box
after someone might have stand up from the system so i wold try
as
much as possible to stop using this cybercafe if this is the
case.Sir am so sorry for any inconviniences this might have caused
i
believe this explain my position clearly.
sister kadijat.
[I didn't bother to reply to Kadijat, expecting
here to email me again, but nearly two weeks later there was no
reply. I think she may have twigged I was baiting her, so I decide
to go for another name change and try my luck]
From: Father Frasier Crane
To: Sister Kadijat Jubril
Dear Miss Jubril,
Please an you contact me on this email address as soon as possible?
My name is Father Frasier Crane and I am a member of the Donation
Committee for the Holy Church of Fish & Bread.
It has some to my attention that for some reason your donation
has still not been processed and I am trying to find out exactly
why this is. Unfortunately, Father Murky who I believe was processing
your donation has been sent to Coventry on a mission to oversee
the building of a new church, and I see by reading his paperwork
that this payment has still not been made to you.
We are unable to contact Father Murky as he is deep in the jungles
of Coventry and this prevents communications by telephone because
of the very thick forestation. We shall only be able to speak with
Father Murky when he returns in 6 weeks time. This leaves me without
any reasons why your payment has not yet been made, so I am appealing
to you to tell me if you know of any reason why you have not yet
received your payment.
Please get back to me as soon as possible as I would like to get
this matter cleared up and the payment processed.
Kindest regards,
Father Frasier Crane.
Well, many weeks later and there is still no reply
from Kadijat, so I can only assume one of her two brain cells kicked
in and she realised she was being baited. Ah well.... NEXT!
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