"I hear bad people"

This page has just a small selection of recorded conversations and voicemail messages between scambaiters and scammers. Some are funny, some are confusing, and mostly they are interesting.

These audio files are in no particular order other than the newest additions are always at the top of the list. Click on the logo to listen to each message. All files are in RealMedia (.rm), WAV or MP3 format.

The names in the [square brackets] are of the people who have submitted the audio file. Please feel free to submit your own audio files to me. WAV, RM or MP3 file formats are acceptable, with the smaller format being the preferred format!

Users with slower connections can (if they wish), right-click on the link and then select "save target as.." to save the file to your computer before playing.

	From: Greg Peter To: Keyser Soze (168k MP3) Greg indulges in a bit of brown-nosing!
	From: Kenny Olawale To: Jojobean39 (193k MP3) Kenny treats the classc "Amazing Grace" with great dignaty!
	From: David Komba To: Roger Tigbitties (99k MP3) David Komba excels in his near-perfect performance of Monty Python's "The Lumberjack Song".
	From: Steven Igwa To: Rastas Ahoho (559k MP3) Steven sings a Frank Sinatra classic, "Strangers in The Night".
	From: Matins Davis To: John Kimble [Shiver Metimbers] (550k MP3) Matins needs money from John Kimble, who sounds remarkably like Arnold Schwarzenegger!
	From: Mr. Turkin To: Mrs. Jane [Gamemaster] (349kk MP3) Begging par excellence from Mr. Turkin. This is low life scum ladies and gentlemen!
	From: Mr. Turkin To: Mrs. Jane [Gamemaster] (334k MP3) Mr. Turkin calls again, and this time is less amicable!
	From: Unknown scammer To: Rabbi William U Phystme [Wombat] (104k MP3) This scammer has to repeat the password phrase Shalom! Rabbi Will U phystme!
	From: Martins Jide To: Marcus DeWitt [Shiver Metimbers] (653k MP3) Tragedy strikes just as I am about to make a $127,250 Western Union payment to Mr. Martins!
	From: Anthony Opong Chambers To: Dr. Hulk Hogan (88k WAV) Mr. Chambers gives the password, "I am sofa king we todd ed".
	From: Anthony Opong Chambers To: Dr. Hulk Hogan (102k WAV) Mr. Chambers gives yet another password, this time, "Mike Hawk is really small".
	From: James Smith To: Ed Shanks [A. Skinner] (190k WAV) Dr. James Smith gives Ed Shanks the password of his girlfriends name which is "Ima Yakoff"
	From: Dr. Elijah Mike To: Paul Martin [Cravin Morehead] (240k WAV) The password and audio isn't very clear, but you'll get the message.
	From: Fortune Filka To: Yakamito Jones (245k WAV) Fortune tries hard to sing the song "Around The World" by ATC, but fails miserably!
	From: Prince Ezee To: Steve D. (32k WAV) The password is "I WANT AMANDA HUGGINKISS", but this mugu just wants a man to hug and kiss!
	From: Barrister Knight To: Ed Shanks [A.Skinner] (420k WAV) The barrister comes good when quoting the password phrase "She sells sea shells on the sea shore".
	From: Richard Wood To: Dr. Steve (WAV) Richard attempts the password phrase "I want a rectal probe"
	From: Richard Wood To: Dr. Steve (WAV) Richard again attempts the password phrase "I want a rectal probe", but fails miserably!
	From: Walter Kokuve To: Ivanna Phaque (WAV) Walter wants to sent a FAX to Mrs. Phaque!
	From: Vincent Arap Moi To: Hamlet Prince [Solitary Man] (WAV) Vincent recites Lord Vader's Haiku Poem!
	From: Barr. Olaofe Mfaeez To: Sparrowhawk (WAV) The barrister makes a rather poor attemp at the Michael Jackson classic 'Billie Jean'
	From: Barr. Alebna Greg To: Sparrowhawk (WAV) Barrister Greg tries out the tongue twister, "red truck, yellow truck"
	From: Paul O. Okon To: Sparrowhawk (WAV) Mr. Okon is blessed - WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE
	From: William Hamilton To: Big Ed (MP3) William quotes the the Yorkshire oath. "By Hook or By Crook..."
	From: David Wilson To: Cathrine Willows (MP3) [Homer J. Fong] David has to sing a Spice Girls classic to earn a reply!
	From: Ken Mark To: Amanda Buttram (WAV) [Rev. Dick Glover] Ken has to state clearly "I need Amanda Buttram".
	From: Wale Ahmed To: Mr. Ima Ballsack (MP3) [Nightflyer] Wale attempts to say the password, "I slob the knob". Attempt #1
	From: Barrister Usman Danfodio To: Mr. John Kimble (2 Meg MP3) [Shiver Metimbers] The barrister calls me while I'm busy at the zoo (or so he thinks!).
	From: Mrs. Bongani & son To: Mr. John Kimble (1.2 Meg MP3) [Shiver Metimbers] A lesson to you all - don't use your cellphone near a busy garage!
	From: Mr. Paul Martins To: Mr. John Kimble a.k.a. Arnold Schwarzenegger! (540k MP3) [Shiver Metimbers] Using Arnie sound samples I attempt to communicate and confuse a scammer!
	From: Dennis Dudu To: Mr. Mike Lord (450k) [Shiver Metimbers] Dennis tries to talk his way out of baking me a cake. I'm having none of it!
	From: Olu Martins To: Mr. Klench Mychiques (45k) [Shiver Metimbers] Olu Martins leaves a message with the password phrase.
	From: Cece Kokou To: Mr. Johnny Cash (26k) [Shiver Metimbers] Cece is worried he cannot get through to me on the phone.
	From: Cece Kokou To: Mr. Johnny Cash (21k) [Shiver Metimbers] Cece is starting to get a little frustrated!
	From: Colin Michael To: Mr. David Scamo (172k) [Shiver Metimbers] Colin tells me that two boxes are waiting for me - whooppee!
	From: Edward Uwa To: Mr. Johnny Cash (71k) [Shiver Metimbers] Edward gives me the password "Luke at my bollocks".
	From: Edward Uwa To: Mr. Johnny Cash (89k) [Shiver Metimbers] Edward wants to know why I wasn't at the airport. Sounds pissed!
	From: Fredrick Fosu To: Mr. Gigantic Erection (21k) [Shiver Metimbers] Fredrick wants me to call him in Togo.
	From: Harold David To: Mr. Traffic Cone (181k) [Shiver Metimbers] Yes, it's true; Harold does think my name is Traffic Cone!
	From: Crown Security To: Mr. Traffic Cone (193k) [Shiver Metimbers] My application papers have been received.
	From: Iyke Madu To: Mr. Butt Clencher (231k) [Shiver Metimbers] Iyke thinks his calls are not getting through to me.
	From: Kato Usman To: Mr. Phil A. Holein (65k) [Shiver Metimbers] Kato pays tribute to Monica Lewinsky - WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE!
	From: Nelson Coakley To: D'arth Vader (35k) [Shiver Metimbers] Nelson also pays tribute to Monica Lewinsky - WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE!
	From: Richard Fernandez To: Mr. Covered Inpiss (32k) [Shiver Metimbers] Richard looks on the bright side of life!
	From: Richard Fernandez To: Mr. Covered Inpiss (63k) [Shiver Metimbers] Richard suspects my name may be false
	From: Rotime Williams To: D'arth Vader (44k) [Shiver Metimbers] Rotime can't quite pronounce "D'arth" correctly, but still wants a hand-job!
	From: Unknown To: Mr. Smack Myass (141k) [Shiver Metimbers] Call who?! Call what number? Gets my name back to front.
	From: Unknown To: Unknown (113k) [Shiver Metimbers] If I could speak Nigerian I might have a clue!
	From: Unknown To: Johnny Cash (83k) [Shiver Metimbers] Nice way to confuse me with your phone number Dr. "M".
	From: Unknown To: Unknown (62k) [Shiver Metimbers] Keep listening until you hear the phone hang up

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